Sitter or Stander?

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

I managed to vote on this poll but I'm not going to comment further.

 

[Drifterwood]

How can you even stand after a really good dump?

I use the ancient Zen way of the great masters.

 

[salovecpl]

I am A sitter!!!!!!!

Never done it any way But sitting

 

[Gillette]

How can you even stand after a really good dump?

I use the ancient Zen way of the great masters.

Elaboration required.


A BF once gave me, well... crap about my TP usage as he could hear the roll spin. I was using too much as by his system only three squares were required. THREE!?! *shudder*

Owl eyed, I told him he'd better be pink from scrubbing, fingertips to elbows when he emerged if he ever wanted to touch me.

Three passes with three separate wads, thank you, rotating with the wrist so the wad turns as you go (The point being to remove the substance from your person rather than redistributing it more evenly. Think cleaning a spill off a table).

Moist wipe for freshening and a quick pat dry with TP.

I can't believe I answered this thread.

 

[B_subgirrl]

A BF once gave me, well... crap about my TP usage as he could hear the roll spin. I was using too much as by his system only three squares were required. THREE!?! *shudder*

Ewww! Three?!?

 

[nudeyorker]

Ewww! Three?!?

In difficult times sometimes three squares will do it!
I don't have a square to spare!

 

[Gillette]

In difficult times sometimes three squares will do it!
I don't have a square to spare!

That could have been just for #1 clean up though.

 

[nudeyorker]

That could have been just for #1 clean up though.

Well I hope so! I use at least three for #1 wipe up and dabbing procedure!

 

[midlifebear]

Stand up for a cursory wipe. Then I enjoy the warm fountain of rushing water that hits my butt hole as I sit on my bidet (they are not just for women). And then a second cursory wipe to ensure that I'm cleaner than a new Simonized Buick. I use much less water than those of you who just flush. Have a low flow toilet. The bidet is a something I cannot live without.

So . . . OTHER.

 

[musclebare9]

I am with Gillette. Can't be clean enough and paper is cheap.

 

[B_subgirrl]

In difficult times sometimes three squares will do it!
I don't have a square to spare!

That could have been just for #1 clean up though.

I'm not sure I could get by with 3 squares for a #1!

 

[petite]

Well I hope so! I use at least three for #1 wipe up and dabbing procedure!

TheBF tried to teach me the squeeze and shake, no TP required.

I'm talking about holding his penis when he pees, not my own, of course, because I don't have one. It's like a really cool water gun! :tongue:

 

[D_Crystallized Ginger]

when I read the title of this thread I first though it referred to pissing position but then I understood it dealed about wiping after .... well I am a stander to.. I mean I stand a bit with the flexed legs for helping the task and ,yes, often I use the other hand to pull cheeks apart myself!

P.S. I'm sure Frank did the same!

 

[Drifterwood]

Elaboration required.

Have a novice wipe it for you.

YouTube - ‪mel brooks piss shoe‬‏

 

[OCMuscleJock]

stander... I'm also addicted to baby wipes for the final wipe. *phobia of smells* Also, if you like getting your ass eaten or poked...you NEED to be immaculate down there... GIRLS FRONT AND BACK TOO!

 

[MrHangman]

I stand. I actually think sitting seems like a tougher task.

 

[SweetLovesVick]

unabear09[/B];2985848] I'm a sitter and wipe back to front.
I stopped using toilet paper a few years ago when Cottonelle came out with their moist wipes and I've never looked back.

I second this! Cottonelle moist wipes are the Best (septic safe). I have all the bathrooms in our home stocked with them.

I never heard of standing to wipe (unless stuck with using porta-toilets at a public event). I am a "sitter" wiping front to the back is a total must!