Sitting Down On Dick/balls?

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Anyone else do this often? It’s a nearly daily occurrence for me. SUPER painful when you hit the balls, kinda annoying/funny on shaft, depending on if I’m at work or not. I squish the shaft more than the testes, luckily.

It’s up there with “dick falls in toilet” stuff that I guess most people don’t think about, or just laugh and say “big dick problems, lol” which is also annoying.

I wear either boxers or athletic shorts, though, so maybe it’s my own fault.
 

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Yes! I have to pull my balls forward to avoid sitting on them. That’s the ideal situation that isn’t always possible. I think it was Fort Troff that recommended a thick silicone cocking to keep them out and forward.

And Yes! again... cock touching the water in a public toilet bowl is disgusting
 

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In low vehicles I can sorta slide backwards into the seat, pushing them forward out of the way.
In tall vehicles I either sit on a cheek & lift the out of the way before sitting, or climb up & do the slide in thing. If I hurry & forget I'll sit on them .
 
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I've never understood this. I'm in the top 5 guys here ball size wise, never even come close to sitting on them
Maybe its because your balls are TOO big? Like they cant get down between your thighs fast enough to sit on them? Or maybe your balls don't hang low enough? I still think it's a small/slim thighs issue more than a big balls issue.
 

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Maybe its because your balls are TOO big? Like they cant get down between your thighs fast enough to sit on them? Or maybe your balls don't hang low enough? I still think it's a small/slim thighs issue more than a big balls issue.
My small/slim thighs & sat upon balls will support your theory. FWIW

I also -suspect- some guys equipment is mounted higher than others. It just seems some are closer up to the belly button & some are further down towards the anus. Hence a smaller package might "bulge" more if high mounted on the body, but a smaller balls might get sat on more mounted lower on the body. It's a theory.
 
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I always thought what an odd problem to have. Mine has never done it, but have known guys who seem to always have to adjust or shift around after sitting. Ha. Honestly, if it wasn’t for LPSG, I wouldn’t have known that “dongs falling into toilets” was a thing. First time I heard it, I was like “How? Lol, There’s like a 5-7inch clearance area!” So definitely an educational moment, everyone is truly “setup” differently. I suppose I just assumed all guys did the “keep leaning forward till you can tuck it, then manually u hold it in tuck position the entire length of your stay;)...but that’s not the case.ha
 
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Just today I went downstairs to workout while wearing my 2 1/2" leather ball stretcher. Started doing my preacher curls and my ass lifted just enough for my balls to slip under me. Finished the set while literally sitting on my balls. Didn't work out so great as my right nut not only managed to slide under the stretcher, that bad boy went as far north as it could go. Had no choice but to take the stretcher off in order to not only finish my workout, but to give that nut a chance to come out from hiding!!!
 

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I have a long scrotal sack with what I would say are average sized balls. Long scrotums run on my father's side of the family. I have learned over the many years, most just watching how my dad would sit or the way he would get into the car. I have been a free baller since graduating from high school. Underwear just was never comfortable for me. There weren't the vast selection of men's briefs back when I was 18 as there are now. So commando was much more comfortable but not without risks. I think when you are a man with low hangers the motions you take when sitting, how you sit, how you adjust become instinctual. When I sit, when I have pants on, was to always pull up the pant legs (like most men do when they are about to sit) and as I'm pulling up the pant legs I take my right hand and always cup my nuts and lift them up just as I am sitting. It looks innocuous to anyone who is watching. I mean everyone is used to seeing guys hike up their pants before sitting. I just do it with an extra quick movement. I try never to sit back in a chair/seat unless on an airplane. It's too uncomfortable. I alway sit on the edge of the chair/seat etc. so that my scrotum can hang down my pant leg or just hang free when I'm naked at home. Sitting on the edge of the seat allows me to man spread, which is a must if you have a long hang. In bed my sack rests on the mattress, and when I roll over on my side I have a pillow that I slide up between my legs. These are just the things that occur automatically as if the actions are ingrained. When I'm out and about and my sac sticks to my inner thigh I just reach down, grab them through the pants or shorts and just lift or pull them free. No big deal, all guys do it, I think most people who see me do this realize why I'm doing it. The only times I can really rack myself or sit on them is always getting into the car too fast or sitting down too fast. Last time was when I was boarding my morning flight from ORD to LGA. I was (not now since I retired) an Executive Plat member with American Airline, and would always get the first class upgrade. The seats are wider and the room between the seat rows is much wider so when I would board I wouldn't be rushed and had the time to lift my sack up before I sat down. One Monday morning I didn't get the upgrade as there were too many other executive plat members and they couldn't accommodate all of us. I got the seat I originally booked, 7C, which was the aisle seat just behind the first class bulkhead. Well the first class folks went first, all business men like myself, then the cattle call came for the next group, When I finally got to my seat the middle seat guy was already sitting down and reading his paper. I tossed my rollerboard in the overhead and there was so much pushing and tightness of folks behind me I just moved in and plopped down. OMG!!! the pain was excruciating. I sat down and immediately shot up and said 'son of a bitch' loudly. The guys in the last row of first class both turned around to see what had just happened and the guy seated next to me looked up from his paper and said 'sit on the boys did ya?" I looked down at him, thinking I was going to pass out and said "that hurt like a mother fucker'. He smiled and said 'just breathe'. I heard one of the men from the aisle look at his wife or girlfriend and say 'he just racked himself'.
The flight attendant came from the first class galley to my row to see if there was something going on as thirty seconds earlier I just kind of yelled, 'son of a bitch'. I told her I was fine. In fact I was not - my nuts throbbed and I couldn't seem to catch my breath and I remained nauseated until we landed. Its very rare nowadays that I do something like that. As I said earlier,for men with a lower hang, its instinctual to us how to guard against racking or squishing , you just do these techniques without thinking.