Sitting down to pee?

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Blackbeard said:
"I never sit... my aim isn't as bad as some of these other guys."

:laughing:
Actually, it's not always a matter of "poor aiming". Split streams occur spontaneously and that phenomenon makes for some unsightly quick floor puddles. THIS is the reason behind a number of us guys sitting whenever we can. ...especially those of us say, over age 35 or so (which is about when I first started noticing this myself.) I've since read, years later in this very forum! of others experiencing the same same thing. Floors, our dress trousers, ALL are subject to getting wet if we're not extra carerful.

So to the younger fellas among us around here...enjoy your aiming now!:cool222:
Your day could be coming!
 

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quercusone said:
Well baby doll, if you were around, I'd stand there and let ya hold it for me!:cool:

:biggrin1:

Yeh! Let her play firefighter a bit..at least....:tongue:

And must be outdoors to water in all directions too..

:cool: FDLPSG...
 

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St. Ridhwan, after referring to the large tome before him:
"Hold on, there. You can't pass through these Pearly Gates."

Abdul: "But I've dedicated my life to Allah and I blew myself up in that crowded infidel schoolyard taking out many of Satan's spawn. I have come to claim my 72 virgins."

St. Ridhwan, shaking his head:
"No, sirreebob. The guy standing next to you in that mensroom you stopped at on the way to killing yourself accidentally spattered you with a drop of his urine. Ewwwww!!! Go away!"
 

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Blackbeard said:
I never sit... my aim isn't as bad as some of these other guys.
Damn dude, you don't want to be straight. I'd give that some thought...[laughing] Your big peter would sure have a good time in my mouth though.
 

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quercusone said:
Always sit at home, always stand in public turlets. I had a debate w/ my gf and her female freiend this weekend about this. My gf will pee, wipe w/ tp and then not flush. I always have to flush when I go to pee or my dangler hits the tp and/ or piss water. Her friend listened to us debating this for a while and then just said..."your dick hits the water when you sit"?? She seemed confused. Maybe I'll explain it to her someday!
What a great story....[laughing]
 

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benderten2001 said:
:laughing:
Actually, it's not always a matter of "poor aiming". Split streams occur spontaneously and that phenomenon makes for some unsightly quick floor puddles. THIS is the reason behind a number of us guys sitting whenever we can. ...especially those of us say, over age 35 or so (which is about when I first started noticing this myself.) I've since read, years later in this very forum! of others experiencing the same same thing. Floors, our dress trousers, ALL are subject to getting wet if we're not extra carerful.

So to the younger fellas among us around here...enjoy your aiming now!:cool222:
Your day could be coming!
I think split streams occur when your piss slit is very wide and when you piss the middle tends to stay together. My buddy is that way........
 

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Have a mild case of hypospadias so definitely can not write my name in the snow. When I was younger and built a little lower to the ground, didn't notice the problem, plus back then didn't see many indoor bathrooms - used outhouses or whatever. As I got older with more indoor facilities, had to work harder at hitting the target. Needless to say, I dampened a few floors and toilet seats in my day. In public restrooms, urinials where great, otherwise, look out floor. In private bathrooms, I would kneel bsides the commode(lessened the noise and the needed for good aim). About 25 years ago, started sitting. Have to be careful or get a head wash job.

So, in public the urinial or lookout for the wet floor. In private, I'm sitting.


fow
 

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Trax said:
Do any of you do it? I occasionally do. Is it true muslims have to sit to pee?

I always sit to pee and I and my brothers were taught to do so from our youth, kept the loo much tidier for Mum. Now it's my flat I'm concerned with and the less mess about, the better I like it.

Sitting to pee is much more relaxing, no worries about which way it's going to go, quieter and the TP is handy to clean your foreskin tip, avoiding the dreaded "spots."

The only times I'll stand is whilst I'm out and the throne is nasty or there's no door on the cubicle for privacy.:tongue:
 

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I don't sit unless I'm doing more than #1 either. But, there's some study in Europe that says that your bladder empties more thoroughly when you sit. So I sppose if you're traveling, performing, etc, it could extend time between bathroom visits.
 

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Heather LouAnna said:
Taken from some website I found out of boredom:

According to the Shari'ah, urine is najis (unclean). If there is any drop of urine on the body or clothes, then it must be washed before wudu; otherwise the prayer will not be valid. Muslims should be very careful about this matter. Some people do not pay attention to small drops of urine on their body or clothes. This is not only unclean, but it is also a sin in Islam. Imam Bukhari has a chapter in his book of Hadith on this subject and he titled it as "One of the major sins is not to protect ones body and clothes from one's urine." When a person urinates in the standing position, it is very difficult to avoid drops of urine coming on the body or clothes. It is for this reason that many jurists forbid from urinating in the standing position. However, if a person is sick and cannot sit down or if the place of urination is dirty and it would make a person more dirty, then it is permissible to urinate in the standing position. It is reported in the Sahih of Bukhari that the Prophet -peace be upon him- went to the dumps of some people and passed urine while standing. (Al-Bukhari, Kitab al-Wudu', Hadith 224). The commentators of this Hadith have explained that this was because the place was dirty. Some other commentators say that the Prophet -peace be upon him- had some pain in his leg. This shows that this was an exceptional case while generally he did it the sitting position. It is reported that the Prophet wife 'Aisha -may Allah be pleased with her- used to say that do not believe any person who says that the Prophet urinated in the standing position.

Muslims should avoid the use of urinals, but it is not forbidden to use them in the case of necessity. In any case one should make sure to keep oneself clean from any drops of urine on one's body and clothes. If there are any drops of urine on one's body or clothes then they should be washed; there is no need to take a bath or shower (ghusl).


So in short, peepee is unclean and if the situation shows that peeing while standing is MORE clean than sitting, then it's alright.

Very interesting. I lived in the middle east for some years, and thought that the taxi drivers outside hotels hoiked up their nightshirts and crouched to pee just because they were too lazy to walk to the toilets. They washed their dickhead from a bottle of water.
If you piss at the urinals at Cairo airport, the attendant puts a paper cup of water on the shelf in front of you. That is to wash you dick too.

On another subject, I once say a muslim man and his wife on the beach. She was covered from head to toe, just her eyes showing. He had stripped down to his white undershorts and gone into the water. When he got out, his wet shorts were transparent and you could see everything. Contrary to common belief, he was not exceptionally endowed.
 

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nineplus said:
I don't sit unless I'm doing more than #1 either. But, there's some study in Europe that says that your bladder empties more thoroughly when you sit. So I sppose if you're traveling, performing, etc, it could extend time between bathroom visits.

I've read that also, and the article also pointed out that even dogs spread their legs apart to urinate as a natural instinct. Sitting alone doesn't help the bladder, but sitting with legs apart was cited as healthy release and good for the bod.

I stand most of the time, if only out of laziness or convenience. :rolleyes:
 

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erm.. no.. i did when i was a kid.. but i thought it was weird even then.
i have once or twice when the power was knocked out by a storm.. but.. i have pretty good aim the rest of the time... i live by myself though.. i dont care if theres a little pee on the floor.
 

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During the day, while I'm out (and there are urinals) at work, I'm a stander. Aim isn't such an issue with those.
At home, I'm a sitter. WHen the stream... uh.. starts, it does a immediate left turn upon exit. Then it straightens out. THis makes it damn tricky to get it all in the bowl. A little splash is ok, but it's always more than a little splash.
 

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Always stand, cept when there's more than urine involved, or the odd time in the middle of the night when it's dark and i just don't want to fully wake up, I sit then stagger back to bed.

Myself and 2 others (a guy and a girl) had our offices moved to another location last January. I had jokingly made the comment that since the girl was outnumbered she should maybe put UP the seat when she's done.
The other guy mentioned that he sat when he went. So much for that joke.
He was raised by a single mother with a sister so I thought he had just been trained this way and was used to it. Boy I can't believe how many others practice this.
I even remember a saying that went around in High School. When someone was talking about another guy that didn't seem to have much of a back bone it was said that "He probably squats when he pees".

I'm not suggesting that one way is right or another one wrong, just letting you in on things that I've witnessed in my life.