sitting down to piss?

do you sit to pee?


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If not fully awakeI oftentimes I sit. I sleep nude and don't like the splash out and get
drops on my legs that has to be wiped off. I hate it when that happens. Another thing that pisses me off is when I'm shaking the dew off the lilly and a drop flies up and comes right smack down on the head of my dick, it happens often. Grrrrrr
 

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i stand at urinals or outside and what not.....but when im home its more comforting to sit.....and i rom with a few friends and quite frankly find it awkward when i hear their piss stream so i dont want them to hear mine
 

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In public, I always pee standing b/c the toilet would be too dirty to sit on. At home, since I have to clean the toilet, I pee sitting down.

A lot of guys don't realize how much of their piss they're wearing. Like, when your piss stream hits the urinal / toilet bowl or whatever, tiny microscopic specs of urine are flying everywhere and landing on anything they can... namely your clothes, your shoes, and possibly your face.

Here's a hint, if you're peeing, and you can smell your pee, then this means that the microscopic particles have made it to your nose. And your face is covered in them now.
 

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Here's a hint, if you're peeing, and you can smell your pee, then this means that the microscopic particles have made it to your nose. And your face is covered in them now.

This sounds like a way of thinking that could lead to neurosis.
 

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In public, I always pee standing b/c the toilet would be too dirty to sit on. At home, since I have to clean the toilet, I pee sitting down.

A lot of guys don't realize how much of their piss they're wearing. Like, when your piss stream hits the urinal / toilet bowl or whatever, tiny microscopic specs of urine are flying everywhere and landing on anything they can... namely your clothes, your shoes, and possibly your face.

Here's a hint, if you're peeing, and you can smell your pee, then this means that the microscopic particles have made it to your nose. And your face is covered in them now.

I think you need.professional help. And I don't say that to be mean or antagonistic.
 

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I wear really strong contacts/ glasses. Most nights when I get up to go pee, I sit down, as I stumble to the bathroom without glasses, and its just safer to sit and aim, than stand and aim..
 

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I have a 2ga PA, so most of the time I sit, to keep the spray controlled. I have found that wearing a curved barbell allows for better spray control at a urinal. Nothing beats pissing out in the woods.... and standing to do the job!
 

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In my view, if more men cave in to this nonsense of sitting down to pee, evolution will eventually give men a sexual/urination organ that is most suitable to pee in that position. I have seen those organs (last time it was a loooong time ago). Girls have them.
Oh, and girls are usually the ones saying they envy men because we can pee standing up.... so, my conclusion? Confusion. I advocate for men to pee standing up, let your dick hang low, feel the jet, play with it; and enjoy the advantages. The good thing about being gay is that I don't have women bossing me around and trying to cut my balls in my own home!!
 

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I sat to pee when using a toilet since I was a kid. About 5 years ago, I started to notice that I liked the sound that guys make when they pee standing and aim at the water in the toilet. All my guy friends stand when they take a piss, and I love to listen to them. I started standing to pee and really liked the experience better than sitting. It's more interreactive to control the aim instead of just sitting there until your bladder is empty. After a few months of doing it both ways, I didn't want to sit to pee anymore. I have to clean the bathroom a little more often, but I don't care. It's totally more fun to stand than to sit.
 

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It depends on the situation for me. Occasionally I'll sit to pee at home or in other private/domestic premises, particulaly if there's doubt as to whether I might need a #2 at the same time. However I almost always stand to pee when using a public facility and much prefer urinals to cubicles. The only time I'll use a cubicle is if there's no urinal available and I'm so desperate that the alternative is wetting myself.
 

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At night in a dark, unfamiliar bathroom, or if I'm defecating at the same time.
 

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I always sit if I have to get up during the night, mainly because I am half asleep and sometimes I get dizzy, because I get up so fast. Before I started sitting, I would have to brace myself against the wall to hold "steady"
 

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usually sit at home as for whatever reason my pisshole was built for shotgun mode and not a rifle shot ;-p not a fan of cleaning up urine so its pretty obvious that sitting solves the issue

Glad someone else has this as well. Pissing standing up is how I would always prefer to do it, and I do at urinals. But since I certainly am a "spray-er" and since cleaning up urine, at your own home or, worse, at someone else's, is not my idea of a good time, I sit a fair % of the time.

(Maybe I should install a urinal at home. hmmmmmmmm.......)
 

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Here is another perspective....piss in the sink!
Using the sink works really well when I have shoes on. Otherwise, the sink is about 2" too high. A small step would do the trick. If for no other reason, the conservation of water would be a great reason to encourage males to use the sink instead of the toilet. I'd really like to see urinals installed in all homes.