Sitting Down

[nixon]

This may seem like a completely random post at first, and it was a very random thought that entered my head a few months ago, but last night one of my female friends brought round her new boyfriend to meet me.

When he sat down, he stretched his legs out as far to the left and right as possible, to the point where I was wondering if he had shit himself and was tryna hold it in.

He didn't have much of a bulge, but the "look south of my face" theory is a possible hypothesis.

I noticed it on the train as well, and it seems that some guys sit with their legs crossed (or ankle to thigh), with their legs spread apart (waiting to be oiled), or just normally (like I do).

Or does anyone think he may have hinges attached to the outside of his leg?

So...how do you sit down?

[Reading it back, it is quite random]

 

[D_golden parachute]

I sit with my ankle resting on my other leg at like a 90 degree angle

 

[sdbg]

It depends on where I am, who I'm with, and what I'm wearing. I can sit up perfectly straight with my knees close together (meeting at work). I can also slouch in my seat with my legs spread wide (couch at home). In my office chair I sit with both legs folded most of the time.