Cobalt Blue
Legendary Member
SpeedoGuy wrote:
I sure don t tallk or brag about myself at all, its a turn off....
...however...
I ve never gotten tired of unsolicited size-related comments, exclamations and questions from partners. I enjoy them to the max. I particularly relish questions and subsequent discussions regarding my erection size, volume of semen, etc
SpeedoGuy - totally agree here. I ve never said anything like: do you like sucking that big dick? or does that big dick feel good in your pussy? I m always careful to avoid any superlative regarding my size. ALL size-related conversation MUST be initiated by the partner. I think anything else is simply not gentlemanly or modest.
BUT (& its a big but...)
Like Speedo, I never get tired of unsolicited size-related comments, exclamations and questions from partners. The size thing always, *but always* comes up eventually. Sometimes not on the first date: I used to work in a bar where I got round to dating one of the waitresses. She said nothing during our first session. Couple of days later I was on my shift at the bar. Now, every single waitress - there must have been 8 or 9 of them on that busy shift - every single one passed some saucy comment about my size - how they were surprised ; how they hadn t suspected me of being hung; how big was it really; and this went on to a lesser extent for the remainder of my career at that bar. The joke soon became thin though - once after work the boyfriend of the most vocal waitress came to meet her and ended up staying for a couple of drinks with the rest of the staff. This waitress obviously pushed the envelope with one dick joke too many - her boyfriend erupted with ok, I think we re all a bit tired of hearing about Nicky s dick now she just laughed it off - but I felt incredibly uncomfortable. And this guy was my grass-dealer, so I really didn t want to piss him off..! ;-> So, my dick became a source of much amusement and even boyfriend/girlfriend friction at work. Wry nicknames evolved from the barmen.. Now, the ironic thing about all this is no-one had even seen my dick - apart from that one shy quiet waitress I had actually slept with - who had then told her friend the loud one who had then started these Chinese whispers. By the time I left the bar, my dick had grown into truly mythic proportions - it must have been about 14 inches long and 9 inches round!! One of the barmen actually asked me: Shit, I hear T*** can t give you a bj because she can t even get the head of your dick in her mouth And this spiralling myth actually stopped me from taking up an explicit proposition from that very loud waitress - by this time I thought she would be hugely disappointed with my modest 9x6!!! If she d asked me a year earlier, I wouldn t have been able to whip my pants down fast enough! In other words, the element of surprise is always better than any expectation.
I digress, the point is that alot of the women I ve slept with seem to appreciate and find charming, my initial modesty and their surprise that I was hung . If my memory serves, I m pretty sure that every woman I ve slept with has commented on my size - and some have gone on about it to an almost obsessive degree throughout the (often brief) relationship. I love this. I need this. Yes, its sad, its shallow, but in this fast-paced world self-esteem is often a very fragile thing. I m afraid I wouldn t have it any other way. Although this will sound incredibly shallow, I would much rather be complimented on my dick than, say, my intelligence. One girlfriend (fuck buddy really) went on and on about it whilst telling me often that she actually preferred smaller dicks - both for fucking and sucking! Go figure!
I sure don t tallk or brag about myself at all, its a turn off....
...however...
I ve never gotten tired of unsolicited size-related comments, exclamations and questions from partners. I enjoy them to the max. I particularly relish questions and subsequent discussions regarding my erection size, volume of semen, etc
SpeedoGuy - totally agree here. I ve never said anything like: do you like sucking that big dick? or does that big dick feel good in your pussy? I m always careful to avoid any superlative regarding my size. ALL size-related conversation MUST be initiated by the partner. I think anything else is simply not gentlemanly or modest.
BUT (& its a big but...)
Like Speedo, I never get tired of unsolicited size-related comments, exclamations and questions from partners. The size thing always, *but always* comes up eventually. Sometimes not on the first date: I used to work in a bar where I got round to dating one of the waitresses. She said nothing during our first session. Couple of days later I was on my shift at the bar. Now, every single waitress - there must have been 8 or 9 of them on that busy shift - every single one passed some saucy comment about my size - how they were surprised ; how they hadn t suspected me of being hung; how big was it really; and this went on to a lesser extent for the remainder of my career at that bar. The joke soon became thin though - once after work the boyfriend of the most vocal waitress came to meet her and ended up staying for a couple of drinks with the rest of the staff. This waitress obviously pushed the envelope with one dick joke too many - her boyfriend erupted with ok, I think we re all a bit tired of hearing about Nicky s dick now she just laughed it off - but I felt incredibly uncomfortable. And this guy was my grass-dealer, so I really didn t want to piss him off..! ;-> So, my dick became a source of much amusement and even boyfriend/girlfriend friction at work. Wry nicknames evolved from the barmen.. Now, the ironic thing about all this is no-one had even seen my dick - apart from that one shy quiet waitress I had actually slept with - who had then told her friend the loud one who had then started these Chinese whispers. By the time I left the bar, my dick had grown into truly mythic proportions - it must have been about 14 inches long and 9 inches round!! One of the barmen actually asked me: Shit, I hear T*** can t give you a bj because she can t even get the head of your dick in her mouth And this spiralling myth actually stopped me from taking up an explicit proposition from that very loud waitress - by this time I thought she would be hugely disappointed with my modest 9x6!!! If she d asked me a year earlier, I wouldn t have been able to whip my pants down fast enough! In other words, the element of surprise is always better than any expectation.
I digress, the point is that alot of the women I ve slept with seem to appreciate and find charming, my initial modesty and their surprise that I was hung . If my memory serves, I m pretty sure that every woman I ve slept with has commented on my size - and some have gone on about it to an almost obsessive degree throughout the (often brief) relationship. I love this. I need this. Yes, its sad, its shallow, but in this fast-paced world self-esteem is often a very fragile thing. I m afraid I wouldn t have it any other way. Although this will sound incredibly shallow, I would much rather be complimented on my dick than, say, my intelligence. One girlfriend (fuck buddy really) went on and on about it whilst telling me often that she actually preferred smaller dicks - both for fucking and sucking! Go figure!
