"Where did you get that potion?" I drew my sword and pointed it at the elf.
"Ella gave it to me. You must have known that she would do that. Only a complete fool would think that a beautiful elf would want a simple human barbarian. She was obviously just staying with you so she could figure out how to get my penis back."
"I wanted that dwarf's dick."
Elrad smiled. "You're never going to get it now. I know how your trick works and you'd have to fight me to get a hold of my penis, but my skills are greater than yours."
I chuckled and punched my fist into my palm. "Oh, a challenge! You do have more fighting skills, but you're as weak as a little girl! Let's go!"
"By the gods," his eyes grew huge and he frowned, "You really want to fight? Hey, wait!"
My fist flew past his head and tore a chunk out of a tree as he snuck aside. He ducked under my next swing and I got nothing but air.
"Let's think this through! We've got no reason to fight," he said, holding out his hands.
My first made a dull thud as it hit his forehead and he flew across the forest. He bounced once before crashing into a tree.
"Okay, now you're really asking for it," he said as he dragged himself to his feet and glared at me.
I charged at him and swung my fist for his chest. My fist passed through where he had been as he jumped up and spun around, smacking an outstretched leg into my chin.
I staggered back and he ducked down. He punched me ten times in the gut before I could get my balance.
"You have extraordinarily hard abs, my friend," he said and then sprung into the air and kneed me in the face.
I wobbled. I swung my arms and wasn't going to lose my balance but then he kicked my legs out from behind and I landed on my back.
"I wasn't going to do this," said the elf, "but you really deserve it," and then he grabbed my dick.
"Ah! You bastard!" I roared. I grabbed his arm and flipped him onto his back.
He yelled and flailed as I got to my feet and swung him through the air by his arm. With a loud crack, his body hit a tree and snapped its trunk. He fell limp as the tree toppled.
"No, no, this can't be happening!" I looked down and tried to grab my dick, but it had already shrunk from 4 inches soft to a tiny 1-inch nub. I rubbed it a few times, trying to get it hard, but a horrified numbness was all over my body and it would not happen.
I clenched my teeth as I felt my rage building. I wanted to kill Elrad, but he wasn't a bad person and I needed his dick, so I held back my fury. I dragged him across the forest by his wrist until I found the women again.
"Priestess, I need the potion!"
"You damned fool," yelled the priestess as she charged toward me, "This is all your fault! If I had been wearing armor, this would never have happened."
I blinked and stared at her. There was a thin vertical scar from below her left eye to her chin and another running through her breast where her robe was torn. "What are you whining about?"
"I have a scar!" she shrieked, "On my face!"
"What are you," I said with a grunt, "an evil high priestess or a little girl? I've got a real problem!"
"Elrad!" yelled Ella as she ran up to meet the elf I was dragging, "What did you do to him, you stupid barbarian?"
"Give me the potion now!" I waved my hand at the priestess.
Ella tore open Elrad's pants and gasped. "By the gods, it's bigger than ever!" A 6-inch soft penis as thick as her wrist flopped out of his pants, then she glared at me. "You are never getting your hands on this!"
She drew a knife and stood over Elrad's body with her knees bent and her eyes locked on me.
I roared. "This can't be happening to me!"
"Go take someone else's penis, you moron," said Ella.
I glanced around the forest. "Where is Tor? He is supposed to be around here somewhere. There must be a camp nearby."
The priestess just glared at me with her arms crossed over her bare breasts.
I waved for her to come. "Let's go, priestess, unless you want another scar."
We left Ella and Elrad and began a search through the forest. The priestess was scowling all the way.
"It makes you look ten times more evil."
"Shut up."
Finally, we found the camp. There were two adventurers sitting around the fire, a male cleric in steel armor and the giant, Tor. The cleric had the symbol of Athena painted on his chest and the priestess stiffened as she saw it.
Tor was seven feet tall and built from pure muscle. He had a five-foot club resting on his shoulder and he dressed in only ragged animal-hide shorts. I noticed that the laces in the front of his shorts were bulging from the size of his giant dick and balls.
While we were still hidden by the trees, we could watch them and hear them talking before they noticed us. I wanted to rush in, but the conversation was interesting for a moment.
"I can't believe that devilish dwarf took all my gold. How could I have known that a little guy like that would have such a big penis?"
Tor chuckled. His voice was deep and rumbling. "You must have known that your dick is pretty small."
"Nolla has never complained," said the cleric with a smirk, "In fact, she's always telling me that I'm biggest she's ever seen."
"She must not have seen very many."
"They sure are taking a long time to get firewood," said the cleric, glancing around, "I mean, all these trees are dead and dry. I could just break off any branch and it would burn. I guess Lothar keeps all his brains in his penis."
Tor smirked and shook his head.
"Give me the potion," I whispered, "You distract the cleric while I take the giant."
"With pleasure," breathed the scowling priestess.
"Huh? What's going on?" rumbled the giant as we stepped out of the trees, "What are you doing here?"
The cleric's eyes bulged as he noticed the bare breasts of the priestess through the tear in her robe.
"Hey, eyes up here," said the priestess with a smirk as she raised a hand above her head. Her hand burst into blue flames and then the fire shot into the cleric's face.
The cleric howled and ran in circles with his hair on fire and his hands covering his face. The priestess cackled. "You're going to pay for what your friend did to me!"
The giant grunted an frowned, then reached for his club. "I don't get what you're doing, but..."
Before he could finish, I ran and jumped into him, ramming my shoulder against his huge chest. He gasped as he lost his breath and fell onto his back.
I put my sword against his neck and said, "Hold still. This will just take a moment."
"I'm going to crush you into paste," he growled, "Hey! What are you doing?" He squirmed as I ripped the laces from his pants and then grabbed his massive dick.
The 7-inch sausage felt squishy in my hand. I'd never held another man's soft dick until then and this one completely filled my hand.
"You damned freak. Let go of my dick!" With one swing of his giant arm, he flung me off and sent me flying.
I landed face first in the dirt and gasped as my balls struck a rock. I rolled over to see a angry giant stomping towards me.
"I'm going to break every bone in your body!" he rumbled.
I felt my dick growing and watched his dick shrinking. Before he reached me, his dangling dick was less than 2 inches long. The end of his dick where the tip had been severed still looked like a stump.
Taking hold of my sword, I pointed as his groin. "Aren't you more worried about your dick?"
"What about my dick?" He scowled and glanced down at himself, then his face contorted and he dropped his club. "My dick! No! This isn't possible! What's happening to me?"
The huge man grabbed his crotch with both hands and ran off into the woods. For several minutes I could hear his low, desperate wailing.
I looked down at myself and sighed in relief. I had expected my dick would be blunted at the end like the giant's, but it was a whole 7-inch tube of flesh with a round tip.
When I got up, the priestess was waiting for me. Blood covered her face and chest, but she was grinning.
"Feeling better?" I said.
"Much."