Size of penis correlates with ranking in family

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  1. jeff black

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    Want to hear my theory? You guys may or may not love it. But as a guy who has seen alot of dick in changerooms and such I have discovered something crazy. When there is a family with more than one male sibling, the Older sibling will have a smaller penis than the younger one. Not a drastically smaller one.., but every older brother I know.... smaller than their younger brother.
    Its a proven fact vbitches:> proven cause i said so:tongue:
     
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    There's already a HUGE thread on this subject, currently active. I'm sure my sister's vaginas are MUCH larger than my penis (I'm the oldest).
     
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    AH shit!!! and here I thought I was being deep and profound :cool:
     
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    Eh, keep trying, you'll hit it sooner or later.
     
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    maybe sooner than you think big guy :eek:
     
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    my lil bro has a smaller one than me...
    oh wait, actually I even don't have a peni... erm a brother
     
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    P.S.=I happen to know my father is much larger than his younger brother.
     
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    The size of the penis correlates ...

    ... inversely proportional to the size of the theory's founder's brain ;-)
     
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    CLAIRE TALON!! are you calling me small brained... how dare you :cool:
     
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    Substitute the word "hole" for "brain".
     
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    Irony apart there is some scientific thought behind the observation. Younger male siblings will mostly be slightly taller. Therefore possible merit in the conclusion. By same observation higher status males will have larger penises because of three factors:
    1) Rich parents give growing kids all their material needs and more - good food, best medical care and education.
    2) Successful men often have larger penises.Guys that are hung are more outgoing and self assured, A good springboard for material success.
    3) They seem to have big penises because they have big penises. Nuff said?
     
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    Interestingly enough my younger bro is slightly taller than me - but I am still the "bigger" brother.
     
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    I have two sons ages 29 and 30, the youngest says he took after his Mother and that the older one took after me.
     
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