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Average girth is around 4.7-5", so I hear. Large girth doesn't fit into a tp roll, which is something like 5.5" (Condom sizing rule of thumb). Large girth here, in my opinion, is about 6 and over, if we are being realistic. Take measurements with a grain of salt. If someone claims 7" or more it is ok to be skeptical.

Huh, I never knew the circumference of a toilet paper roll would be that big. I've probably underestimated my bf's girth then in the past. It's still not incredibly big, but it's probably about that girth.
 

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Huh, I never knew the circumference of a toilet paper roll would be that big. I've probably underestimated my bf's girth then in the past. It's still not incredibly big, but it's probably about that girth.
Yeah its all relative, of course. When you look at something for too long, you lose accurate perception, be it penii or toilet paper tubes.

There are entire threads about the "tp tube test". Men need definitive rules in black and white with hands-on games and illustrations. I first read it in a men's magazine. "Cool! Something to stick my dick in, maybe it will prove my superiority and sooth my self hatred."

The pundits agree that if it doesn't fit in there, you are justified wearing a larger diameter condom (nevermind preference, comfort and subjective shit like that).

I don't buy most of these guys with "big girth" saying how it's hard to penetrate and it's too much for some and takes an hour to get it in. Maybe if you really are 7" thick at the glans, but mine is fairly thick at the glans and I have never had an issue with vaginal penetration.
 

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Yeah its all relative, of course. When you look at something for too long, you lose accurate perception, be it penii or toilet paper tubes.

There are entire threads about the "tp tube test". Men need definitive rules in black and white with hands-on games and illustrations. I first read it in a men's magazine. "Cool! Something to stick my dick in, maybe it will prove my superiority and sooth my self hatred."

The pundits agree that if it doesn't fit in there, you are justified wearing a larger diameter condom (nevermind preference, comfort and subjective shit like that).

I don't buy most of these guys with "big girth" saying how it's hard to penetrate and it's too much for some and takes an hour to get it in. Maybe if you really are 7" thick at the glans, but mine is fairly thick at the glans and I have never had an issue with vaginal penetration.

I'm definitely no expert on condom sizing, but I'm 90% sure most of it is made up shit anyway to market to men. Like the size variation in width is only a centimeter. You definitely know more than I do though about penis measurements. I kinda just, you know, played with it and shot guesswork because it's not that big of a deal to me what the numbers are. It's big enough, that's what I'll stick to. :p Plus, we're both guitarists, I'll take those magic fingers any day.
 

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I'm definitely no expert on condom sizing, but I'm 90% sure most of it is made up shit anyway to market to men. Like the size variation in width is only a centimeter. You definitely know more than I do though about penis measurements. I kinda just, you know, played with it and shot guesswork because it's not that big of a deal to me what the numbers are. It's big enough, that's what I'll stick to. :p Plus, we're both guitarists, I'll take those magic fingers any day.
To be fair, I think different size condoms are good and in extreme cases a necessity. One centimeter actually makes a big difference in the fit.
I honestly always thought condoms were very tight, but never thought much about it in the 90s. They still worked just fine, and they fit. I did try some roomier ones, and was happier though. The really tight ones restricted my boner a little and did leave a purple ring at the base sometimes, but what did I care, I was getting laid!
You are correct that it is 90% marketing bullshit, though. Also, fun fact is that condoms in the US are limited in circumference by FDA regs. All of them are basically the same size, only a few millimeter difference at the most. "Magnums" are roomier on the end, which helps, but are the same size at the opening. So, average guys can wear them with out them slipping off. Marketing genius.

Ok nerd-out over.
 

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so i put in my girth to compare & it says the average penis girth for a black male is 5.8 and white male is 5.6 .... LOOOOL so much for being accurate. total bs

I didn't see the girth references, but that calculator's stats seemed a little off. Listing Asians as 3.9" and blacks as 6.4" average?
 
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I didn't see the girth references, but that calculator's stats seemed a little off. Listing Asians as 3.9" and blacks as 6.4" average?
I agree. I'm not sure what the sources are on that calculator, but it seems off. Given that there's an add for penis enlargement directly below the calculator, I'd be willing to bet the stats are intentionally wrong. I've used www.thevisualiser.com before and it seems more accurate for comparison purposes.