Size Queen Bumper Stickers

[thorprep]

There's always the "Looking for the man from Nantucket" tshirt and bumper stickers.

 

[Lng_1]

How about a shirt that says, "Queen Size"... oops, reverse it!

or one that says, "Queen Size and dyslexic".... lol

 

[visualalert]

Better yet, license plates. Saw one in Myrtle Beach SC a few years back (SC plate) that said

HUNG 8

I shit you not. Don't know how he got away with it. REALLY don't know how he got away with when going to his mama's house for Sunday lunch.

 

[Marlboro woman]

I submitted "Don't You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hung Like Me" to T-Shirt Hell over a year ago, and they never took it.

That's because there aren't that many men who would qualify to wear it!

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Yeh, that's true... but people wear them anyway. Hence the other "hey i have a big wangus" type shirts they have on there. Few and far between, but they're there.

 

[ncnicem]

Cafepress has a shirt there that says "I'm that guy from Nantucket" - reasonably subtle and clever.

 

[B_inthamood]

how about "GOT 8.5?" IT DOES A BODY GOOD.

Why not just "Girth-- it does a body good!"

shit, i shouldn't give away material like this...

 

[Zuriel]

It's the meat

 

[Marlboro woman]

Methinks I'd take that glance as quite the compliment... and I'm confident that you'd be wanting to do a bit more than just glance.

StapledShut, you display that air of sexual confidence that characterises an experienced, well-endowed man, who flaunts his size because he knows that there are women like me out there who are turned on by big cocks. Unlike smaller men, who sometimes ask on here if it's true that women do packet checks, he knows that we do subtly do it, because it probably happens to him regularly, with or without a tshirt.

 

[Guy-jin]

I'm truly enjoying my Cougars shirt.

It gets attention from just the right people!

I have seen a bumper sticker that just straight up said, "Size Queen", but nothing particularly witty otherwise. Too bad!

 

[B_inthamood]

That's because there aren't that many men who would qualify to wear it!

Would work better on a man-thong, I suspect... although that's rather a lot to write on any but the largest package...

 

[amadeupname]

What single, predatory, lady in her right mind would risk alienating 90 percent of her potentials by declaring that?

Bingo.

I have noticed that people who like to put outrageous things on t-shirts and bumper stickers seem to be more interested in being perceived as outrageous than anything else.

 

[SpeedoMike]

has anyone else seen the Well Hung Drywall Installer" T-shirt? :madfawk:

 

[Marlboro woman]

I have decided to revive this thread after coming back from holiday in Corfu, where I saw a t-shirt featuring a picture of a woman being fucked doggy-style by Pinocchio with his NOSE, she was saying 'tell more lies, Pinocchio!'

I also saw a guy with a t-shirt saying:

'the legend'

with a downward arrow pointing to his crotch.

Of course I did a discreet package check, didn't look anything to write home about, he probably bought the t-shirt for himself.

 

[quercusone]

I have a Tshirt from a local burrito joint that says "Unwrap My Monster"......they have monster size burritos there......and I have the obligatory "Everything is Bigger in Texas".......girls bought both those shirts for me....haha!

 

[Runco]

I have decided to revive this thread after coming back from holiday in Corfu, where I saw a t-shirt featuring a picture of a woman being fucked doggy-style by Pinocchio with his NOSE, she was saying 'tell more lies, Pinocchio!'

I also saw a guy with a t-shirt saying:

'the legend'

with a downward arrow pointing to his crotch.

Of course I did a discreet package check, didn't look anything to write home about, he probably bought the t-shirt for himself.

I would go one step further and postulate that he printed it in his basement! Welcome back MW - your absence was noticed!

 

[Pitbull]

How about these 2 t-shirts?

 

[B_girthless]

How about these 2 t-shirts?

"Give Me Something To Scream About"

That is hot!

 

[TheRob]

I have decided to revive this thread after coming back from holiday in Corfu, where I saw a t-shirt featuring a picture of a woman being fucked doggy-style by Pinocchio with his NOSE, she was saying 'tell more lies, Pinocchio!'

I also saw a guy with a t-shirt saying:

'the legend'

with a downward arrow pointing to his crotch.

Of course I did a discreet package check, didn't look anything to write home about, he probably bought the t-shirt for himself.

I have a pair of boxers that are similar with The Legend
if you check out my package we will be engaged later that same day I bet

 

[hung_proper1978]

I also saw a guy with a t-shirt saying:

'the legend'

Sadly I saw a 12 year old kid wearing this shirt