size reason for job

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_8.5philly, Mar 2, 2007.

  1. B_8.5philly

    B_8.5philly New Member

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    anybody ever got a job because they had a big dick?
     
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    I can think of a few porn stars but beyond that...nope.
     
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    I have had many offers for blow jobs because of my size. :wink:
     
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    :rolleyes: All the job applications I've filled out never had a question about penis size.
     
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    Well, there was the 3-legged boy at the carnival....
     
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    I heard that it's how the pope got his job...
     
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    Hahahaha you guys are a trip...

    Thoughts of the first sex scene in Boogie Nights comes to mind...

    ...OB
     
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    I didn't think so at the time, but looking back I think it was a factor. The guy was once a fuck buddy (before he got into his position as an employer a few years later). I had qualifications too, but now I think cock made the difference. I became very professional once I started work there, so there was nothing going on, but I think he always wanted more attention. It didn't end well but it was enough to get me ahead at the the time when I needed it.

    I have always been meaning to start a thread asking about using cock for academic or employment advantages. I am not actually that ambitious, and realise I could have exploited some opportunities more than I have. It seems that I don't have much of a conscience but I do have some self respect.

    So Phil what's your story?
     
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    Outside of the porn world/male nude modeling, hmmmmm???

    Well, if you sexualize your relationship with your boss, a big peter may do the trick.:rolleyes:
     
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    Truth be known... yes and pretty much how I've also somewhat maintained it too keep it with some other reasons too.:wink:
    Whopper-lee
     
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    Really? I thought it was question 14A, right after "Have you ever inhaled?"

    Take care

    Ceg
     
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    Well I did have a date with a guy which ended in substandard sex... and a year or so later he hired me. I'm pretty sure it wasn't my dick though. (I remember that he got off and I didn't.) Musta been my charming personality.
     
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    I list my size on my resume immediately following my name, the next section is for sexual preferences of course, and I always include at least 3 people I have had sex with as references.
     
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    I didn't get the job that way, but it got me a lot of privileges. Best schedule, days off whenever I wanted, etc. And all I had to do was let my manager watch me piss.:redface:
     
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