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Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by B_8.5philly, Mar 2, 2007.
anybody ever got a job because they had a big dick?
I can think of a few porn stars but beyond that...nope.
I have had many offers for blow jobs because of my size. :wink:
All the job applications I've filled out never had a question about penis size.
Well, there was the 3-legged boy at the carnival....
I heard that it's how the pope got his job...
Hahahaha you guys are a trip...
Thoughts of the first sex scene in Boogie Nights comes to mind...
I didn't think so at the time, but looking back I think it was a factor. The guy was once a fuck buddy (before he got into his position as an employer a few years later). I had qualifications too, but now I think cock made the difference. I became very professional once I started work there, so there was nothing going on, but I think he always wanted more attention. It didn't end well but it was enough to get me ahead at the the time when I needed it.
I have always been meaning to start a thread asking about using cock for academic or employment advantages. I am not actually that ambitious, and realise I could have exploited some opportunities more than I have. It seems that I don't have much of a conscience but I do have some self respect.
So Phil what's your story?
Outside of the porn world/male nude modeling, hmmmmm???
Well, if you sexualize your relationship with your boss, a big peter may do the trick.
Truth be known... yes and pretty much how I've also somewhat maintained it too keep it with some other reasons too.:wink:
Really? I thought it was question 14A, right after "Have you ever inhaled?"
Well I did have a date with a guy which ended in substandard sex... and a year or so later he hired me. I'm pretty sure it wasn't my dick though. (I remember that he got off and I didn't.) Musta been my charming personality.
I list my size on my resume immediately following my name, the next section is for sexual preferences of course, and I always include at least 3 people I have had sex with as references.
I didn't get the job that way, but it got me a lot of privileges. Best schedule, days off whenever I wanted, etc. And all I had to do was let my manager watch me piss.:redface: