Size References in Movies

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mortis: Somebody had to bring it up!

What are some penis size/big dick references in movies (NON-porn movies) that you found comical or arousing?? There's got to be thousands, so let's keep that to mainly arousing - the look on a girl's face, reactions etc...

Off the top of my ...mind, I can think of a couple:

In The Sweetest Thing, starring Cameron Diaz, very predictably, one of the characters dates a guy with a huge cock, although she only describes it as average...Sitting at a table in a restaurant, they start describing that they always tell them it's huge though, and proceed to sing a 3-minute song about penises...Which I actually found more annoying than funny...Later on in another attempt to be funny, the girl who was dating the hung guy is giving him head and she can't get her mouth off it...So half the street has a look and it's supposed to be funny and embarrassing too...To be honest I have a very difficult time trying to recommend that one...

In the independent movie Denial, one of the characters is a studying nurse or something, and while looking at naked dead bodies she does a perfect 'Oh my god, that is the biggest penis I have ever seen in my entire life'...They measure it at 13" limp, she proceeds to tell her boyfriend about it, who is of course extremely offended and belittled...

That's about all I can be bothered to think of for now, but surely someone can come up with some good moments in cinematic history!

 

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Dickprint: In the movie "south central" there is a scene when the lead actor is fresh out of prison and he runs into a cop. long story short he tells the ex con that his old lady is having sex with some other guy who is known thru out the neighbor hood as "quite a cock smith" the detective grabbed his croth and made sure the guy understood that her current boyfriend was huge.

In the movie "house party 3" there is a mention of a popular guy in high  school "who is so big that even guys are a attracted to him", and one guy chimes in and admits it, because he is in the same gym class as the hung fellow. and of course this big dicked fellow was dating one of the co-stars ex girlfriend, so they were out to get him.

Porky's is pretty srt8 forth.

In booty call vivaca fox hinted @ jamie fox being pretty big

Any given sunday had a shower scene where this guy was shown full frontal and had @ least 6" of uncut
limp dick

In the movie tales from the hood there is a scene where lamont bentley (hakim from moesha) is strapped to some sort of medevil torture device, cut to chase. he is wearing a very revealing pair of back bikinis, all the while it looks like he is just gonna pop out of that inferior pouch and to top it off the device vibrated, so you see all this bulge just shaking like crazy in a pouch that could barely contain him. I could only imagine that he was totally relaxed because any stiffness would have been noted in those type of bikinis

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Dickprint: In the movie "major league" there are at least 2 scenes that show the tall black player (the one who say prayers to a lil doll, so he can hit a curveball) in the lockerroom wearing only a supporter, and he is filling it out quite nicely.

On another note, I enjoy watching movies made before 1988, you see quite a few more bulges due to the fashion, designer jeans etc. however the 70's blaxplotation movies are the best. Its almost guarranteed to see some guys bulge going from his zipper to his pocket or just hanging down his leg.

 

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H8Monga: [quote author=Dickprint link=board=meetgreet;num=1049944301;start=0#1 date=04/09/03 at 22:09:11]In the movie tales from the hood there is a scene where lamont bentley (hakim from moesha) is strapped to some sort of medevil torture device, cut to chase. he is wearing a very revealing pair of back bikinis, all the while it looks like he is just gonna pop out of that inferior pouch and to top it off the device vibrated, so you see all this bulge just shaking like crazy in a pouch that could barely contain him. I could only imagine that he was totally relaxed because any stiffness would have been noted in those type of bikinis

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I always thought that was stuffing.

How about Robin Hood: Men in Tights when Robin is singing to Marian behind this backlit screen or tent and others are there hearing him "sing" and near the end his sword rises as if it's his penis and Robin's men get this look of amazement until the screen or whatever comes down and they see it's just his sword. They awwww in disappointment.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Ewan McGregor in The Pillow Book plays the role of a competitive author seeking publications approval from a Japanese firm. To ensure that his manuscript will go into print, he sleeps with the (male) head of the company. They show a full frontal scene of foreplay and, undeniably, you see Ewan's penis in full (even if flaccid) splendor. I was impressed.

Also, Ray Fiennes plays Dullahard in Red Dragon. The blind woman who meets D. and becomes charmed with him hurriedly drinks her beer and makes a move on him. While she nuzzles into his neck and starts kissing on him, she moves her hand down and audibly exclaims how the girls were right about him. Also, there's a very brief scene on the DVD in which the naked Fiennes runs up a staircase. If you look, you can see his tallywhacker flopping about. (I had heard about that before, but in the movie version, post-production took extra care to "shadow" his member. Not so much in the DVD, though.)

 

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Dickprint: In "the last american virgin" when the guys catch the nerd peeking into the girls shower, they ask him what he is hiding (he has his hands over his crotch) he says "u wish u had what i have" and they come to the conclusion to have a measuring competition. the nerd wins @ 9.5", but when they lift him up to celebrate his endowment you can tell that he doesn't live up to his characters blessing.

 

[Pecker]

Remember the 1981 George C. Scott/Tim Hutton movie, TAPS?

There's a communal shower scene where cadets are having a discussion.....

Cadet (facing Dwyer): "What do you think, Dwyer?"

Alex Dwyer (Sean Penn, looking down at the cadet's crotch): "I think your mother never did give you any toys when you were a little baby."

Cadet looks down and smiles and two junior cadets giggle.

David Shawn (Tom Cruise): "Neither did Dwyer's so he had to play with his sisters."


The Aussie movie Spetters has a measuring scene among some drunk buddies but when I first saw this one I found it hard to believe that life-long boyhood friends had never seen each other's weinies before.

Pecker

 

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Donk: This topic actually has come up before. (Don't worry--I'm not one of those forum Nazis that has a fit whenever someone happens to bring up a repeat topic. I'm just mentioning it.) But, surprisingly, I don't recall anyone ever mentioning this scene, which must be one of the earliest overt penis size references to appear in film.

In the movie "MASH", there is a scene where a bunch of guys are lined up to take turns peeking through a hole in the shower tent. When someone asks what's so interesting, someone explains that the guy in the shower is "the best equipped dentist in the whole goddamn army" and he is quite the ladies' man. One of the guys, amazed after looking through the peephole, remarks "I'd like to see it angry!" Sadly, the well-hung dentist later commits suicide. Guess he could have used some support from LPSG.

 

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rs_ny: Don't overlook Blazing Saddles...

Lilly to Bart: "Is it twoo what they say about, you know, you people? Its twoo, its twoo."

Friend to Bart: "They said you was hung."
Bart: "They was right."

Mel Brooks always seems to get a few big dick jokes in to his films.

 

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hugefan69: I heard that the scene in Blazing Saddles was modified from the original cut. Apparently, the scene played out this way:

(Lights go out, Madalyn and Clevon in bed)
Madalyn: Is it true what they say about...? (pause) It's true! It's true!
Clevon: Excuse me ma'am, but you're sucking on my elbow.

In previews, the crowds laughed so hard and long that they missed the next couple of jokes, so they edited the elbow comment out.

Anyone else hear this story?

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

And can anyone forget Anthony "Meat" Tiporillo in the Porky's movies? There are several obvious references to how he got the moniker "Meat". However, in the one clear shot we get of the outline of his endowment (Second movie ... in a pair of pink tights), he fails to demonstrate that he lives up to the nickname.

Another clear reference (though this is actually not in a movie, but in an HBO series) is Mr. Big on Sex in the City.

 

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rainfletcher: I don't remember the name of the movie, but it has Tom Hanks as a bachelor out to spoil his fiance's bachelorette party. Tom and his gang go to the male stip club where his fiance is going, and have one of the male stippers put his dick in a hot-dog bun and deliver it.

There are actually 2 funny scenes. The first is when the guys actually see the strippers dick, like the didn't believe dicks ever got that big. Then secondly, the mother of the bride-to-be ends up with the dick, and when she realizes what it is, she keeps yanking on it.

Really funny scenes....

 

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two_fister: ...it was called"Bachelor Party".
that was a great flick...the guys name was nick "the dick"..and when he pulls it out you can hear a loud thud
as if it's hitting the floor.

 

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Dickprint: In the movie "Unforgiven" Gene Hackman's character explains why a gunslinger got his name: He was called Two-Gun "someone" can't remember, but he goes on to say the reason they called him Two gun was because of the size of his cock, not because he carried 2 pistols

 

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xlhorsemeat: "bachelor party" scene is classic. worth it to see just for that scene alone.

 

[Synergistic]

In Can't Hardly Wait, when the nerd is rocking to Paradise City, there are two girls and one of them holds up her fingers to indicate that he's very large, and the other one just kinda gasps.

In Bio-Dome, Bud and Doyle suggest that "anatomically correct" action figures be made of them, and they hold up thier fingers in the same manner, then stretch them out, and finally connect their fingers at one point, just leaving it out at arms length of both of them.

 

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HotRodRich69: O.k here's one! from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, when they are in the fast food restaurant and Jay gets a boner from seeing the hot chick.....and then Silent Bob puts a cup over the huge tent,lol. Also if u get the DVD there's a deleted seen when they're in the van, and there's a dog that's supposed 2 be scooby-doo, and it's hi so it turns over and there's a HUGE pink dick......LOL and there are many other times in that movie...so check it out.

Also there's a show on BBC called Coupling, and a constant point of conversation is Patrick's big dick, one episode one of the chicks even made another dude go in the bathroom when Patrick wuz there 2 confer. Also last weeks episode, one of the chicks is on a date w/ a guy she doesn;t like.....so when the dude goes to the bathroom she's sends Patrick in there, and they're at the urinal, and Patrick's talkin' w/ the dude, and then he's like him and the chick broke up cuz he wasn't man enough, and the dude looks down and see Patrick's cock, then looks at his, and then leaves,lol I LUV THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!! dick always is involved in like every episode sumhow! u must catch it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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two_fister: this is from a the tv show "just shoot me"
the character "finch" is supposed to have a huge penis.
it's really funny how the other guys on the show find out. they're all in the sauna after working out, when "finch" comes in and takes off his towel...the other guys jaws just drop. then later in the show both of the other guys call their g/f's and ask them if they're satisfied. I guess this explains why "finch" was married to rebbeca romain stamos on the show.

 

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Dickprint: Speaking of TV shows, in the Family Guy, the dorky son is hung like a mule. The dad finds out when they are in a public shower & he starts to make fun of him only to realize that his son has a 3rd leg. Then he is totally envious of his son the rest of the episode, I saw that episode of Spin City. Finch was packing, also on the tv show Girlfriends, Reggie the only guy on the show is really big, its common knowledge between them all. Anyone remember the guy from Dukes of Hazard, the blond guy. He showed head impression in a lot of his jeans

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

[quote author=Dickprint link=board=meetgreet;num=1049944301;start=12#17 date=04/11/03 at 22:02:03]Anyone remember the guy from Dukes of Hazard, the blond guy. He showed head impression in a lot of his jeans[/quote]

John Schneider was Bo Duke. Rumour has him at about 9" ... of course, you realise how rumours can be!