There was a brief reference in the Goldie Hawn movie Wildcats when one of the high school football players refers to his cock as "ten pounds of dangling fury".
awellhungboi: There's also Spinal Tap's assertation that, "We have armadillos in our trousers." Leading to the scene where the bass player is stopped by an airport metal detector. They can't find what's setting it off--the screener frisks him with the wand, which focuses on his crotch. Blushing, he pulls a big, thick cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil from his spandex tights! (On the DVD there's several deleted scenes also--the two other band members thinking about firing the bass player because he doesn't show a bulge!)
I thought of another one too. Again, from one of the all-time great movies. In Godfather Part II Fredo takes Michael and some of the other mobsters to a nightclub in Batista-era Cuba. The floor show is a man with a prodigious member having sex with a woman tied to a post. The movie doesn't show anything (this was long before Boogie Nights, remember) and the whole thing is rather subtle--but the reaction of the woman is one of terror, so it must be pretty huge. Fredo goes wild but Michael Corleone acts disgusted. It's kind of a bizarre scene. (But it's been a few years since I've seen it--so I hope I'm remembering it right.) Supposedly there really were nightclubs like this in Cuba at that time, one of which starred the Semi-Legendary 'Cuban Superman.'
I thought of another one too. Again, from one of the all-time great movies. In Godfather Part II Fredo takes Michael and some of the other mobsters to a nightclub in Batista-era Cuba. The floor show is a man with a prodigious member having sex with a woman tied to a post. The movie doesn't show anything (this was long before Boogie Nights, remember) and the whole thing is rather subtle--but the reaction of the woman is one of terror, so it must be pretty huge. Fredo goes wild but Michael Corleone acts disgusted. It's kind of a bizarre scene. (But it's been a few years since I've seen it--so I hope I'm remembering it right.) Supposedly there really were nightclubs like this in Cuba at that time, one of which starred the Semi-Legendary 'Cuban Superman.'
BobbyJ: Hey Everyone,
On Comedy Central, they used to have a show called the 'Upright Citizens Brigade.' One of the episodes was devoted to a young, hung boy 'suffering' from a disease called, "Little Donnie Disease." The show is off the air, but I was able to download it on Kazaa.
BobbyJ
On Comedy Central, they used to have a show called the 'Upright Citizens Brigade.' One of the episodes was devoted to a young, hung boy 'suffering' from a disease called, "Little Donnie Disease." The show is off the air, but I was able to download it on Kazaa.
BobbyJ
brent9by6: There is a spoof of spy movies and Elvis Presley movies called 'Top Secret' (1984) starring a young Val Kilmer as the 'Elvis' character. Hillary, who is his romantic interest, tells him a story of surviving a shipwreck when she was a young girl, along with a young boy named Nigel (short parody scene of Blue Lagoon). She makes it off the island but never sees Nigel again. Later in the movie, Nigel shows up by surprise. He has grown into a lean muscled man but is still wearing the shell necklace and loincloth from his days on the island. While Nigel explains where he's been for the past 20+ years, Hillary inspects Nigels muscled body. At one point she drops, disappearing offscreen, only to reappear holding a ruler with her finger marking the length of Nigel's endowment. If memory serves she had her finger at about the 11 inch mark. Nigel, continues relating his story without pause through the entire scene.
In The Witches of Eastwick Jack Nicholson tells Cher than the women like his manservant because he has a big schlong.
Tullebukk3000: Hey, just a somewhat above average lurker here 
Pls excuse my english..
A few additions:
American Pie: When a girl comes up and asks one of the main characters if it's true that Finch is 'equipped' and then if he's got a date for the prom with two other girls giggling in the background.. When she returns to her friends I think she holds her hands up and apart to indicate it's true..
American Pie 2: "Hello ladies, my name is Steve Stiffler and I'm 11 inches.. AROUND!" (yeah, right..)
Studio 54: Pretty early in the movie some people are talking at a table in a diner, one of the girls grab a ketchup bottle and says "I swear, it was this big!" and one of the others say "Did you get his number?"
I spy: Eddie Murphy on a couch with several nice looking girls saying "except, I'll be 009 and a half" or something like that, I just saw the trailer
The full monty: At the stripper audition when the guy drops his pants and everyone's jaws drop.. All men, though..
I remember Howard Stern Private Parts had some size talk now and then
I had another one too, but it slipped my mind.. Maybe it'll come back later
From tv:
On Mad TV there has been at least two sketches with the 'annoying' character Rusty, one where he takes a sex quiz with two women in a bar, the average penis size comes up, he says 9 inches. The girls laugh and he says well that's what I am and suddenly he's alot more popular.. In the other one Susan Surandon is playing a hooker sent to him by his father to take his virginity and he gets a huge condom from the drawer because he's too big for normal ones..
Also on Ally McBeal the first season there's the episode with the hung sculpting class model that all the women starts talking about and Ally ends up having sex with.
Anyway, I think the before mentioned scene in Bedazzled was kinda hot, with the sexy reporter trying to find out how big he is..
Pls excuse my english..A few additions:
American Pie: When a girl comes up and asks one of the main characters if it's true that Finch is 'equipped' and then if he's got a date for the prom with two other girls giggling in the background.. When she returns to her friends I think she holds her hands up and apart to indicate it's true..
American Pie 2: "Hello ladies, my name is Steve Stiffler and I'm 11 inches.. AROUND!" (yeah, right..)
Studio 54: Pretty early in the movie some people are talking at a table in a diner, one of the girls grab a ketchup bottle and says "I swear, it was this big!" and one of the others say "Did you get his number?"
I spy: Eddie Murphy on a couch with several nice looking girls saying "except, I'll be 009 and a half" or something like that, I just saw the trailer
The full monty: At the stripper audition when the guy drops his pants and everyone's jaws drop.. All men, though..
I remember Howard Stern Private Parts had some size talk now and then
I had another one too, but it slipped my mind.. Maybe it'll come back later
From tv:
On Mad TV there has been at least two sketches with the 'annoying' character Rusty, one where he takes a sex quiz with two women in a bar, the average penis size comes up, he says 9 inches. The girls laugh and he says well that's what I am and suddenly he's alot more popular.. In the other one Susan Surandon is playing a hooker sent to him by his father to take his virginity and he gets a huge condom from the drawer because he's too big for normal ones..
Also on Ally McBeal the first season there's the episode with the hung sculpting class model that all the women starts talking about and Ally ends up having sex with.
Anyway, I think the before mentioned scene in Bedazzled was kinda hot, with the sexy reporter trying to find out how big he is..
I had forgotten about that scene in The Full Monty. I like the comment made when the hung guy auditioning dropped his trousers: "The lunchbox has landed!"
H8Monga: I have that episode of MadTv and he thought 10" was average because that's what he had. I wonder what the heck that group that followed him did... that whole place like emptied!
professor: I can't believe no one has yet brought my favorite size reference in a movie, Julia Robert in Steel magnolias. During her wedding reception to a boy named Jackson something or other, a girl, most likely an ex girlfriend of the grooms, comes up and tells Julias character that "that Jackson is one big hanging man" to which Julia replys slyly and knowingly "yes I know."
mortis: That Ally McBeal episode was one of the two I ever saw...Needless to say, I found it extremely arousing...Ally did a sculpting class with a nude model, and soon enough had a one-night stand with him, his size obviously being the basis of her attraction to him...She did the wide-eyed reaction etc...And I also remember that other guys in the office heard about it and one of them became insecure...
In the other episode I saw, Ally was confessing her sins to a priest, and I'm pretty sure she said that one night stand was a sin...The priest said he had heard the debates over whether size matters, and asked her for the truth, and she said something like 'I wish I could say it doesn't, but...' and then proceeds to close her eyes and smile, moaning in pleasurable reminiscence...Of course, it turns out that the priest was actually an actor and was videotaping the confessions or something similarly irritating...
I saw Anger Management - if you don't want one of the best moments in the movie spoiled, read no further! - , and there were numerous size references, the most important one being the main character asking two bi-sexual female pornstars if size really matters...One of them says something like 'Well, I prefer it when they're really big.' Then the other one says 'And I prefer it when they're enormous.'
In the other episode I saw, Ally was confessing her sins to a priest, and I'm pretty sure she said that one night stand was a sin...The priest said he had heard the debates over whether size matters, and asked her for the truth, and she said something like 'I wish I could say it doesn't, but...' and then proceeds to close her eyes and smile, moaning in pleasurable reminiscence...Of course, it turns out that the priest was actually an actor and was videotaping the confessions or something similarly irritating...
I saw Anger Management - if you don't want one of the best moments in the movie spoiled, read no further! - , and there were numerous size references, the most important one being the main character asking two bi-sexual female pornstars if size really matters...One of them says something like 'Well, I prefer it when they're really big.' Then the other one says 'And I prefer it when they're enormous.'
National Lampoon's Animal House: In the produce department of a grocery store, Otter Stratton (Tim Matheson) sees a woman looking at cucumbers and says, "Mine's bigger than that." He then finds out that the womanis his dean's wife. She then asks, "You still want to show me your cucumber?"
Donk: Almost forgot this one. This reference that went right over my head when I first saw the movie "Superman" as a kid but I caught it when re-watching it on DVD recently. When Superman meets Lois Lane on her terrace and she is interviewing him, she asks "How big are you?" She quickly catches herself and rephrases her question as "How tall are you?" ;-)
mortis: The Superman one is classic!
In Full Metal Jacket, which is set during the Vietnam War, an Asian pimp introduces himself to the American platoon the movie follows, and asks if any of them would like to have sex with the Asian girl he brought along with him...They all agree, but she says she won't have sex with the black guy...She holds her hands up and says 'Too big'...He then whips out his 'Alabama black snake' and the rest of the guys laugh and cheer...
In Full Metal Jacket, which is set during the Vietnam War, an Asian pimp introduces himself to the American platoon the movie follows, and asks if any of them would like to have sex with the Asian girl he brought along with him...They all agree, but she says she won't have sex with the black guy...She holds her hands up and says 'Too big'...He then whips out his 'Alabama black snake' and the rest of the guys laugh and cheer...
In the movie Gattica, children are genetically engineered and people are continually tested and examined to make sure they were not illegally conceived through (ugh!) intercourse.
During a urine specimen test, a technician remarks to our hero, "You've got a beautiful piece of equipment there...I don't know why my folks didn't order one like that for me." Of course, the viewer knows this is a prosthesis - and later we find that the technician has his suspicions, too.
Pecker
During a urine specimen test, a technician remarks to our hero, "You've got a beautiful piece of equipment there...I don't know why my folks didn't order one like that for me." Of course, the viewer knows this is a prosthesis - and later we find that the technician has his suspicions, too.
Pecker
rainfletcher: Thought of a couple more:
In the latest movie with Eddie Murphy, he plays a boxer recruited into a CIA like organization. The trailer was on TV alot, and I laughed my ass off every time I saw it. He say's he's like 007, except that he's '009 and a half'...and then he laughs and says that's a little 'in-u-endo'.
Also, in Big Momma's House, Martin short plays a cop under cover as an old black woman. He's in bed, and this hottie crawls into bed with him to keep 'the old lady' comfortable. She feels something, and he say's 'that's just my flashlight!'
In the latest movie with Eddie Murphy, he plays a boxer recruited into a CIA like organization. The trailer was on TV alot, and I laughed my ass off every time I saw it. He say's he's like 007, except that he's '009 and a half'...and then he laughs and says that's a little 'in-u-endo'.
Also, in Big Momma's House, Martin short plays a cop under cover as an old black woman. He's in bed, and this hottie crawls into bed with him to keep 'the old lady' comfortable. She feels something, and he say's 'that's just my flashlight!'
In the mid-eighties flick Hardbodies, a girl exclaims, "It's so big it's scary!" when she sees the cock of Rounder (played by Michael Rapaport). Later in the movie, they are holding a "Guess the Size of Rounder's Tool" contest.
moboy126: Tim Robbins is hung, there is a movie, in which he comes out of a tub filled with mud and you can see it, but you can't see it and it was hanging low!
mentatzps: I remember about a French movie (in French, haha ;D)
called "Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine", starring Coluche, a famous French humorist, the one who created "Les Restos du Coeur", a organization for homeless people who don't have anything to eat.
Well, in this film, Coluche was the King of France, and they was another character called "Le Chevalier Blanc" ("The White Knight") who was wearing very tight lycra white pants that showed an enormous bulge...
called "Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine", starring Coluche, a famous French humorist, the one who created "Les Restos du Coeur", a organization for homeless people who don't have anything to eat.
Well, in this film, Coluche was the King of France, and they was another character called "Le Chevalier Blanc" ("The White Knight") who was wearing very tight lycra white pants that showed an enormous bulge...
[quote author=Dickprint link=board=meetgreet;num=1049944301;start=12#17 date=04/11/03 at 22:02:03]Speaking of TV shows, in the Family Guy, the dorky son is hung like a mule. The dad finds out when they are in a public shower & he starts to make fun of him only to realize that his son has a 3rd leg. Then he is totally envious of his son the rest of the episode, I saw that episode of Spin City. Finch was packing, also on the tv show Girlfriends, Reggie the only guy on the show is really big, its common knowledge between them all. Anyone remember the guy from Dukes of Hazard, the blond guy. He showed head impression in a lot of his jeans[/quote]
Here in the US, Family Guy is on the Cartoon Network, most
nights at 11:30pm. The episode you are talking about is
named "And The Weiner Is", and if anyone would like to
see it, it's scheduled to be shown again a week from
this coming Sunday, May 18 2003, at 11:30pm.
-- Erik
Here in the US, Family Guy is on the Cartoon Network, most
nights at 11:30pm. The episode you are talking about is
named "And The Weiner Is", and if anyone would like to
see it, it's scheduled to be shown again a week from
this coming Sunday, May 18 2003, at 11:30pm.
-- Erik
mortis: I saw on another episode of Family Guy when the dad suddenly becomes a stage play director, he knocks on the door of the room of his lead actress before the play, and she looks him up and down and says 'You look nothing like the ad(vertisement)...' Then in a threatening tone 'You better be huge.'
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