Size References in Movies

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thefrench_h: [quote author=brent9by6 link=board=meetgreet;num=1049944301;start=40#43 date=04/16/03 at 19:47:23]There is a spoof of spy movies and Elvis Presley movies called 'Top Secret' (1984) starring a young Val Kilmer as the 'Elvis' character.   Hillary, who is his romantic interest, tells him a story of surviving a shipwreck when she was a young girl, along with a young boy named Nigel (short parody scene of Blue Lagoon).   She makes it off the island but never sees Nigel again.  Later in the movie, Nigel shows up by surprise.  He has grown into a lean muscled man but is still wearing the shell necklace and loincloth from his days on the island.  While Nigel explains where he's been for the past 20+ years, Hillary inspects Nigels muscled body.  At one point she drops, disappearing offscreen, only to reappear holding a ruler with her finger marking the length of Nigel's endowment.  If memory serves she had her finger at about the 11 inch mark.  Nigel, continues relating his story without pause through the entire scene.[/quote]

I've just checked and you're almost right , 10.5" to be precise, and an amazing look on her face !

And funny movie BTW

 

[Pecker]

That reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in Top Secret, when Hillary's breasts glow (to the sound of an electronic hum) as she sees Nick approaching at the end of the film. Ah, love!

One of the all-time comic/classic scenes is their visit to the Swedish book shop. It must have taken days to act it correctly. Thank God for the backwards-running dog or some of us might never have figured out how they did it.

 

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wvalady1968: Donk, in the movie M.A.S.H., Capt. Walter Kosciusko "Painless Pole" Waldowski, DDS didn't commit suicide. He WANTED to because he wasn't "a man anymore" and believed his "Don Juanism" was a cover for "homosexuality".

Trapper and Hawkeye decide to go along with him to bring him out of it. They stage a suicide for him with the famous "black capsule" The whole crew gets together for a "last supper", then "Painless" takes the capsule and gets into the coffin.

Lieutenant Dish is talked into doing her duty to bring him out of his funk; Hawkeye lifts the sheet to show her all of the dentist and her eyes pop out and she doesn't notice that Hawkeye leaves.

The next morning the helicopter arrives to take her away. Hawkeye waves to her, but she doesn't see him. Accoding to the script, "Her face, seen up close, has a serene, faraway look, neither happy nor unhappy, but enriched by experience."

"Painless" is in a good mood, too, I think.

Remember the name of the theme song?
"Suicide is Painless"

 

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Tullebukk3000: Has anyone seen the spanish movie "Sex and Lucia"? It's a pretty erotic film that I think has made some fuzz at several film festivals lately.. I haven't seen it myself, I just read somewhere that it has frontal nudity shots of males, whereas one of the penises where described as "very big" and if I understood it right, also semi erect.

Anyone seen it?

 

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Yowsers: Couple that come to my mind that are. . . .

The movie "Whipped" with Amanda Peet in which she decides to date 3 guys at the same time, who happen to be "best buds." At the end of the movie, she dumps them all, but at the end she talks to her girl friends re. her experience and of course their size. The biz man jock can barely get it up, the artsy guy is the length of her pinky, and of course, the nerdy guy. . .she take a foot long piece of French bread and bites off a piece and that's supposed to be how big he is.

And one other Mira Sorvino, who plays a hooker and porn actress in Woody Allen's "Mighty Aphrodite." When she meets Michael Rapport for the first time says, "You must be hung like a Horse." His reply, "yea, i like horses." :

 

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mortis: Not sure if anybody else mentioned this yet, but in The Hot Chick, starring Rob Schneider, his body is swapped with that of a preppy and popular schoolgirl...Soon after her hot girl friends realis that it's really a girl inside a guy's body, they ask to see it...One of them says "That's definitely in my top 5"...It's something of a running joke, though it doesn't exactly prove arousing, and it's an impossibly bad and unfunny movie...

 

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ewing: In the movie "Ever After" with Drew Barrymore, the prince is played by Dugray Scott I believe. He has an extremely large bulge in his tights if I remember correctly...

 

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TragicWhiteKnight: I'm surprised nobody has mention the mutha of all big-dick-pics, 'Welcome Home, Brother Charles' aka 'Soul Vengeance' (1978).

The plot is simple
* Simple street con is castrated and sent to jail
* In jail, he learns a mystical art to grow his penis back...and then some.
* He uses his newfound giant member to hypnotise his attackers wives into sleeping with him...
* ...then uses his penis to strangle their husbands.

Ah, blaxploitation films, where have you gone?

 

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bigrodney86: I heard in Jeepers Creepers 2, there is a scene where a group of high school jocks line up in a corn field to piss, and they talk/joke about who's packin' what...

haven't seen it tho' yet .. I also heard it sucks

ne1 see it?

 

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Longhornjok: I saw it. I even was drunk enough to start a thread about it afterwards. It's in the Etc. section.

 

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mortis: Sould Vengeance sounds like it would be hilarious, though I doubt I'll be able to find it anywhere...

Can't think if anybody has already mentioned this, but in Trainspotting, a girl is holding off from having sex from her boyfriend 'Spud' for her own amusement...She finally decides she will sleep with him after going to a club, but once they're home and she's ready for some action, Spud has passed out...She rhetorically asks 'So, what have I been missing out on?' and takes a look at his limp penis (which is shown), and then says 'Not much' and leaves.

 

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Donk: Recently rewatched "Unforgiven" on video and was reminded that it is a very penis-size centered movie. One penis-size incident starts the whole plot rolling--a cowboy cuts up a whore who laughs at his small penis and the rest of the movie is about a group of guys trying to get the reward that the whores offer for killing the cowboy. Also, sheriff Gene Hackman tells the story of "Two Gun Corky", who was called that because he had a dick that was longer than his gun.

 

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TragicWhiteKnight: If we're including references to be being underendowed, my favourite has to be from 'Norm' (starring Norm Macdonald, a very penis-centric, hilarious man).

After Norm steals a rich man's bride at the altar, he suffers his wrath: best of these is the televised musical, starring special guest Mickey Rooney in:

"If The World Is So Big, Why Am I So Small Down There?"

When sung with Mickey-Rooney-esque depth, it lays on the funny.

 

[Pecker]

In the movie Duplex, the upstairs neighbor, Mrs. Connelly, says that her macaw is named after her late husband, Richard, and then says,

"I've had little Dick for 40 years."


Pecker

(When I crossed the border into Canada they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?")

 

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rainfletcher: Thought i'd posted this before, but I didn't see it in this trhead. I just watched Anger Management, and there's a hilarious series of scenes where a potential boyfriend has a huge bulge in his pants. There are about 3 or 4 scenes where this comes into play.

I won't give it away for those who haven't seen it, yet, but the funniest line is where Jack Nicholson says "He looks as if he could satisfy a blue whale!"

 

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throb919: [quote author=TragicWhiteKnight link=board=meetgreet;num=1049944301;start=60#78 date=08/10/03 at 11:11:12]
'Coupling' is probably the most penis-focused sitcom I can think of - it only takes 2 episodes before becoming a plotline. [/quote]

TWK--we got episode 2 of the American version last night. Patrick is "a donkey" and "a tripod"; he's a "seriously big boy" who used to get Susan to "say when" when she was...uh...sufficiently served. And everybody else in the cast (present or on cell phone) tries to get Jeff to check-out Patrick at the urinal--which he does complete with bugged-out eyes.

Must see TV...?

 

[B_RoysToy]

The main subject of the TV show "Coupling" last night (Thursday, 10/3) was penis size. At least three of the characters got interested in the big size of one of the show's stars, and each, separately urged still another character to wait about going to the rest room until the suspected well-hung guy went.

After he goes in, the 'spy' follows and stands by the side of our monster man, who is looking straigh ahead during the hole expisode. Their shown movements make it clear that their cocks are hanging out taking a leak. The 'spy' looks straigh ahead for a short time and then all at once turns his head and looks straight down at his neighbor's instrument. His facial expression tell us that he can't believe what he has just seen.

The rest of the show deals with his letting the others know what he has seen and their reactions to the pleasing eye-witness news to the rumor. Entertaining!

 

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Beregond: In "Showdown In Little Tokyo," Brandon Lee says to Dolph Lundgren: "You have the biggest penis I've ever seen on a man." When he later catches him in bed with a woman, Dolph explains: "She was scared." to which Lee replies: "I've seen you nude; I'd be scared too!"

It's so out-of-nowhere, one wonders if Dolph isn't really super-hung, and the writers were having fun with that.

 

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H8Monga: Of course this thread has spread to include tv... and I just saw another show with size as a theme.

Anyone see tonight's Still Standing?

Monday, November 3, 8:30PM ET/PT "Still Our Little Boy"

When the overwhelming scent of Brian’s cologne exposes that fact that he has been skipping showers at school, Brian reluctantly explains to Bill that he feels self-conscious in the locker room due to a significant difference between him and the other boys. Bill attempts to help Brian deal with his insecurities in the locker room until he realizes what the big issue is.
(above from http://www.cbs.com/primetime/still_standing/ )

If you haven't seen it on the west coast, I'm giving you a heads up and I'll post again in a few hours. It's a good episode.

 

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Donk: [quote author=Hapi Papi link=board=meetgreet;num=1049944301;start=80#98 date=11/03/03 at 18:01:35]
When the overwhelming scent of Brian’s cologne exposes that fact that he has been skipping showers at school, Brian reluctantly explains to Bill that he feels self-conscious in the locker room due to a significant difference between him and the other boys. Bill attempts to help Brian deal with his insecurities in the locker room until he realizes what the big issue is.
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Can you imagine a plotline like this on "Leave It To Beaver"?!

"Ward, I'm worried that our Beaver is turning into a Horse."
"I went through the same thing at his age, June."
"Well, I know that!"