Size references in movies

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  1. Imported

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    mentatzps: Hey everybody, I kew they was already a thread about that, but I didn't find it again. ???
    So I restart one...Sorry guys and girls if it is somewhere else in the forum. :p

    I just wanted to add a movie, I don't think it has already been told about : "Anger Management" with Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler; directed by Peter Segal (released in 2003).

    In this movie, the girlfriend of David (Adam Sandler), has an ex-boyfriend Andrew(Allen Covert) and they work in the same company, and he is referenced as really huge when him and David are in the bathroom, David stares at it and congratulate Andrew...while they are watching a fishing program on small screens in the bathroom, where a guy catches a really big fish...
    Later in the film, when David is presenting cat clothes to Buddy (Jack Nicholson), Andrew comes up and Buddy notices a big bulge in Andrew's pants; the camera focuses on it.
    Still later in the movie, the two lesbian girls who are following Buddy's therapy come with David in the restaurant, and David asks them about the size...the girls say (as they are adult movies actresses) that for one she love when it is really big, and the other replies than she prefers when it is huge...

    Did someone saw the movie ?
    Do someone know if Allen Covert's penis is really big or if it was a 'special effect' ? ;)
     
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    bustyredhead: After seeing "Scary Movie" a few days ago, I realized something. Y'knok Doofy? They stuffed a paper towel roll or something quite similar to that in his pants for the whole movie. lol

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    [quote author=bustyredhead link=board=relationships;num=1056732247;start=0#1 date=06/28/03 at 05:24:26]Are They Insinuating Hung Guys Are Dumb?[/quote]

    But wasn't Doofy behind it all? He was actually the brilliant one, the evil mastermind. So maybe they're insinuating that all hung guys are evil masterminds.
     
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    "Bwa-ha-ha!" he laughs evily as he adjusts the huge bulge in his pants and then ties nlatimer, kicking and screaming, to the train tracks!

    Pecker
     
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    bustyredhead: Oh... that's true. So guys with giant dicks are smarter then? lol

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    mentatzps: I remembered about another scene later in the movie :
    When David Buznik (Adam Sandler) go to his boss' office to tell him he's fed up of him (he was doing all his boss's work). The boss annouce to David that he gave a promotion (more higher job, sorry for my English :-/ )
    to Andrew, and there David replies : "[...]you gave him because he has the biggest thing in the world[...]" (or something like that) and Andrew says "Well, maybe not the biggest in the world, but the biggest in this room !"
    And David punches him... :p
     
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    H8Monga: [quote author=bustyredhead link=board=relationships;num=1056732247;start=0#4 date=06/28/03 at 20:04:44]Oh... that's true. So guys with giant dicks are smarter then? lol

    - Nene (Two Heads Are Better Than One)[/quote]
    Unless they are just giant dicks... ::)

    *puts on fire-proof clothing*
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=mentatzps link=board=relationships;num=1056732247;start=0#0 date=06/27/03 at 09:35:06]
    Do someone know if Allen Covert's penis is really big or if it was a 'special effect' ? ;)[/quote]

    I'm sure it was a special effect. That's like asking if Mark Wahlberg's penis in Boogie Nights was real...of course not! lol They usually don't cast actor for penis, but if that IS the case, maybe i've got an advantage! ::)
     
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    mentatzps: Thank you for your comments. 8)
     
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    professor: It's not a movie per se but has anyone here seen the latest season of the HBO series The Wire? There is a character just introduced to the show this year. His name is Ziggy. He's a union dock worker for the sea port in Baltimore where the series is set. In the seasons first episode Ziggy is hanging our with a some of his friends, there all in the early to late twenties. The older men in the bar start hassling Ziggy and his friends. The older guys all work with Ziggy and his boys, the bar is like a union hangout. Anyway Ziggy and his friends start giving out better then there getting which culminates in Ziggy standing on top of the bar pulling out a very large, flaccid penis, and taunting the his older union brothers with it. By the way there all pretty drunk.
    In last weeks episode Ziggy buys a digital camera, for purpouses of petty crime, and soon after leaving the store with it pulls his cock out snaps and image of it and wallpapers the work PC of his arch enemy in the office with his large hanging member.
    Even without the large penis references its a good show. In my humble opinion better even then The Sopranos.
     
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    [quote author=bustyredhead link=board=relationships;num=1056732247;start=0#1 date=06/28/03 at 05:24:26]After seeing "Scary Movie" a few days ago, I realized something. Y'knok Doofy? They stuffed a paper towel roll or something quite similar to that in his pants for the whole movie. lol

    - Nene (Are They Insinuating Hung Guys Are Dumb?)[/quote]
    There's also a glory hole scene where one of the Wayans is stabbed through the skull with a giant penis.

    There's another scene where a guy cums so much that his girlfriend's pushed to the ceiling.

    @bilbo:
    No, but I will: Gorillas have 3 centimeters of penis, orangutans 4 centimeters, chimpanzees 8 centimeters, and humans 15 centimeters.
     
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    mentatzps: [quote author=professor link=board=relationships;num=1056732247;start=0#9 date=06/29/03 at 11:28:50]  It's not a movie per se but has anyone here seen the latest season of the HBO series The Wire?  There is a character just introduced to the show this year.  His name is Ziggy.  He's a union dock worker for the sea port in Baltimore where the series is set.  In the seasons first episode Ziggy is hanging our with a some of his friends, there all in the early to late twenties. The older men in the bar start hassling Ziggy and his friends.  The older guys all work with Ziggy and his boys, the bar is like a union hangout.  Anyway Ziggy and his friends start giving out better then there getting which culminates in Ziggy standing on top of the bar pulling out a very large, flaccid penis, and taunting the his older union brothers with it.  By the way there all pretty drunk.  
        In last weeks episode Ziggy buys a digital camera, for purpouses of petty crime, and soon after leaving the store with it pulls his cock out snaps and image of it and wallpapers the work PC of his arch enemy in the office with his large hanging member.  
        Even without the large penis references its a good show.  In my humble opinion better even then The Sopranos.[/quote]

    Could you tell us the number of these episodes ? :p
     
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    Mighty_Joe: Has anyone thought about the power of these posts? I mean if a good motion picture publicist wants to push and promote a movie, all he/she/they have to do is mention a cock scene and everyone (INCLUDING ME!) rushes out and either buys or rents it. I rented Chopper just to see the penis scene. Glad I did not purchase the movie - I'd have felt fucked.

    Maybe this will bring more full frontal scenes for male actors (or at least their doubles) in the future.
     
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    Longhornjok: Sorry if this came up on the boards earlier, but for those who are fascinated with the topic of size and actors and movies, etc., there was an article in DETAILS magazine a couple of months back called something like "Who's The Biggest Star in Hollywood?" This article mentions a rumored "Hung List" which is circulated on a very very very tight need-to-know basis, listing actors who are large "down there." They threw out some names which crop up again and again, but who knows if they're true or not?

    Also, this same issue mentioned a legit (not porn) casting agency called Nude Male Casting which specifically recruits men over 8" for "special background" i.e., extra work. I found this a bit puzzling, but the owner of the casting agency claims that, with more equality on-screen these days in terms of male vs. female nudity, he felt the market was underserved. He mentioned QUEER AS FOLK as a tv show which requires the services of nude or nearly nude men on occasion, and that a well-hung man is visually appealing (or something like that). He said talent that gets hired through his agency can expect to be paid at least $800/day (SAG minimum), but that most studios offer $1,300 per day. Their first big (no pun intended) assignment is a thriller set in 120 A.D. called SOLDIERS OF ROME, which features lots of centurions suiting up in armor and hanging out in those well-documented Roman steam baths. The article suggested the film could be "the SAVING PRIVATE RYAN of male crotch shots." Any aspiring actors/exhibitionists/paupers reading this might want to take note.

    On a side note, Mighty_Joe, I thought CHOPPER (amazing performance by Eric "The Hulk" Bana) rocked - with or w/o a penis scene. ;)
     
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