Size seems to be a probem...

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Sorcerer said:
@Hung Muscle: I think Spladle just creamed himeself knowing you're close

I know this to be true. I cream myself everytime he tells me he is in DC.

Sorceror said:
@Lex:How ya been, you gorgeous slut?
I had to take the eyes down for a while and be really bitchy, I became a troll magnet there for a bit.

Been well, baby. I did not know people were fucking with you. Just let me know if I am gonna have to WHUP SOME ASS!! I will.
 

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Find an inanimate object that matches the measurements of your penis(probably a large cucumber would do). Then put a grape next to this. See how a girl might get scared putting a cucumber in a grape sized hole? Of course the hole is strechy, but maybe it will help you visualize the girl's perspective! ;)