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In all my years of playing organized sports and going to gym's etc.....I have never heard or been a witness to any conversation regarding cock size. I guess that subject and/or people have always eluded me?
 

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I saw a guy a few months ago that was the biggest I had ever seen. Almost to the point it looked fake. Kept seeing the guy in the sauna and he was not modest at all. He also would strike up conversation. After a few times seeing him, curiosity got the best of me, and I asked him if he pumped. I then got hit on by him in the sauna, then shower, then locker room. Learned my lesson from that experience - I will not comment on size again in the locker room.
 

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In all my years of playing organized sports and going to gym's etc.....I have never heard or been a witness to any conversation regarding cock size. I guess that subject and/or people have always eluded me?
I've spent a lot of time in locker rooms. Who would talk about cock size? Very few men I know. One time a friend of mine after we had been in the locker room hemmed and hawed about himself, apologizing that he had gotten an erection. I just thought it was large.
 
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Not in a gym locker room, but in a hotel spa locker room. Back in mid 90s, at a nice resort in Banff, I came walking out of the sauna so my nuts were really hanging low, I got turned around looking for shower and walked back toward lockers. A guy who'd just stripped down came walking toward me with quite a long dick smacking back and forth. He chuckles and says "damn, put your balls with my pecker and we'd have quite the package, huh?" I was a little shocked, and might have been starting at his cock (?), so all I could mutter was "yea, that's for sure", lol.
 

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I only remember in school days one guy would scream: wow look at this hung guy much bigger than anybody in here! We were all so damn embarrassed... same thing at the beach: one older and very hung and thick vpl guy would pull down our speedoes from behind and expose us all to each other when he had caught one... we had to jump into the water to hide from showing our limp dicks to anybody else haha...
 
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In all my years of playing organized sports and going to gym's etc.....I have never heard or been a witness to any conversation regarding cock size. I guess that subject and/or people have always eluded me?

Ditto. Over 30 years experience in locker rooms where I have showered, changed, saunaed, steamed and even used the hot tub naked with thousands of men, and it has never happened once.
 

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I was in a bath house in Austria and there were 4 Italian guys, while I was in the steam room. They didn't know I was Italian too and could understand. So they started talking about how wet their dicks because of the steam and how the heat was affecting their soft size. One said "Mine has the same size" while another said, "Mine almost doubled".
That was super hot :D
 

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It definitely happens. It used to happen all the time in the baseball locker room in college. I would say it’s probably way more common on sports teams or in locker rooms of a team sport than among strangers in a public gym or somewhere.
 
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I've never heard guys having casual conversations about dick size in the locker room but I've been hit on a few times with the icebreaker being how big I am. This one guy had been checking me out a few times in my gym's open stall showers. I'm naturally a show-er and can hang almost 8 inches in a steamy shower. So I guess he thought I'd be 11+ inches hard (as opposed to my 9+ erect size) when he spied me hanging in the shower. He sidled up to me at the urinal one day and peered over the divider and said, "Where'd you get all that dick? I'm no small man (and he wasn't) but you make me feel small." I played it off, smiled and just said, "I'm a show-er, man."

To make a long story short, he asked me If I wanted to come back to his place and hang out, "watch the game," etc. I wasn't looking for a hook-up so I politely declined.
 

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I just wrote this for another topic about black cock talk, I think it might relate so i'll go ahead and copy it :

I was working at a coffee shop last year and had a black shift manager: really cool guy to work with, always in a good mood, telling jokes and such.
These jokes would often feature what he called "my 20 cms" (like saying "my 9-incher", i guess, or whatev).He was still bragging but not in a douchy way, so ok. Morover I saw his bulge when we changed n the locker room and he was definetely well hung.

Anyway, we had this other black collegue, 19yo, kind of dumb, clearly not the ladies' man.
One day they came out of the locker room together and the manager was all like "hey guys, did you know that the kid here is packing some serious black cock??" "I swear he almost has me beat!" "Let me do your pr and you'll see in no time girls will be lining up!"
20cm = 7.87 inches quite dumb not kinda dumb


23cm is 9 inches...
 

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A friend of mine had the biggest cock in school. We were in the lobby of his gym after having just finished working out. I was a "guest member." I don't know how it came about, but he got asked a few questions by a few of the guys. . . like "Do you have trouble buying underwear?" and stuff like that. It was all in good-natured fun. My friend responded something like, "Well, you guys don't have that problem. . . " All of a sudden, this guy from school called Walt Z. started shouting, "Keep your fucking mouth shut!" and stormed out. We were all dumbfounded, my friend was totally apologetic, he didn't mean anything, it had all been cool up until then. For some reason it musta struck a raw nerve with Walt. It didn't really make any sense because he actually had a thoroughly average piece of meat, maybe even a little bigger than average in length. If anyone was upset, it shoulda been me!

Another time, when I was in the Navy, a group of guys were in a somewhat heated argument about size. I don't know how it started, I came in a little late. It was a lively discussion about whether size mattered or not. One really good-looking blonde guy was contending it didn't matter; a couple of the others held just as strongly that it did. It went back and forth. I never knew how it ended because my buddy came to drag me out for liberty. I found it a really hot conversation. Especially since I'm sure a few of the guys knew how I was hung from the showers. I was curious about the blonde-haired guy. Did he have a small one like me? Unfortunately, I'd never seen him in the showers so had no idea. Was it purely philosophic on his part or personal? Dang! Never knew!
 

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20cm = 7.87 inches quite dumb not kinda dumb

23cm is 9 inches...

I don't think he was attempting a literal metric-inch conversion, but just repeating common phrases used in different countries.

We all know most cock measurements are somewhat embellished, rounded up, or whatever, and people often just give a number they feel will impress. I've noticed in sex profiles from Europe, the most common number used to imply "I've got a big dick" is 20 cm.

To support this, I did just a quick survey on an international hook up site, for all profiles containing "xxcm" in the screen name, and counted the number of profiles for various lengths xx. Here's what I found:

18cm = 9 profiles
19cm = 10 profiles
20 cm = 16 profiles
21cm = 7 profiles
22cm = 8 profiles
23cm = zero profiles

So in metric countries, "20 cm" seems to be the most common big-cock brag number. In America, the magic number seems to be 9 inches, which is indeed almost 3 cm larger. But of course, everything is bigger in America (cars, houses, exaggeration, the national debt... ).
 
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So in metric countries, "20 cm" seems to be the most common big-cock brag number. In America, the magic number seems to be 9 inches, which is indeed almost 3 cm larger. But of course, everything is bigger in America (cars, houses, exaggeration, the national debt... ).
haha the reason why i drive a large SUV it's the same size as my previous car length wise and it was the smallest car i could afford(Economical cars are more expensive)
plus since i'm used to it, it's fairly easy to park


I see people struggle to back in to a parking space I nearly was hit on Saturday by an idiot trying to back in....

in my Automotive market it's a $4-6,000 premium on used Economical cars... since fuel prices are still over $3.40 a gallon they peaked at 4.399 4-5 months ago



plus I rather be in a large SUV when someone hits me at 45-50mph (that is are local speed limit) then a tiny car

SUVs are more likely to be in fatal accidents but ...
Fatal to the people in the other car..
 

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Not in the locker room, but I was peeing in a urinal in a Cardiff club after England beat Wales a few years ago.
I was just walking out when a young guy (19/20 I guess) hurried out to me and said, ‘You’re so lucky! Not only did you win (I was wearing an England shirt), but you’ve got a massive dick as well!’
Laughed it off, but I defo went and told my mates! ;-)
 

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Have you ever witnessed or took part in something alike? Ever seen within your teammates or in a gym locker room a stark difference in dick size, and talked about it?
Share your experiences...
ive heard some really confident guys in the locker room before. Both good looking guys (one cut, one uncut)... they were kinda admiring each others cock... like I was ;)
 
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Can honestly say this has NEVER come up as conversation talk in the locker room.[/QUOTE
I can't remember the subject of cocks and EVER come up on the locker room. I think most guys make a point of NOT mentioning anything ... ( because I didn't look. Did you?)
 

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It definitely happens. It used to happen all the time in the baseball locker room in college. I would say it’s probably way more common on sports teams or in locker rooms of a team sport than among strangers in a public gym or somewhere.
I have to agree that it is more common in
my case to happen with team members. I am not part of an organized team or league, but I do have several friends that I play basketball with nearly every Saturday. Comments can fly around pretty quickly there and it is mostly a straight crowd and they all know I’m gay. I don’t think I recall any comments though when I was just at the gym working out amongst other gym members who were not part of our basketball group.
 

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Only once, and technically it wasn't the locker room, but rather the dry sauna attached to the locker room. It's late, near closing time, and I'm sitting on my towel in an otherwise empty sauna. This guy walks in, gets about half way to the bench, then just blurts out "Why is it so big?"
 

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Only once, and technically it wasn't the locker room, but rather the dry sauna attached to the locker room. It's late, near closing time, and I'm sitting on my towel in an otherwise empty sauna. This guy walks in, gets about half way to the bench, then just blurts out "Why is it so big?"
I’d say that, and more, then get on my knees in front of you...