The stage show that some of you referred to was called "Pupetry of the Penis" It played about 3-5 years ago in Toronto. I did not see it. What I always thought was hilarious about this was the fact that the show that was staged before "Pupetry of the Penis" was "The Vagina Monologues" I'm not making this up.
I always wanted to write the head line "Vagina Closes to make room for Penis"