SIZE vs LENGTH

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  1. Jadamo

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    Everyday, we men live life knowing such things as the size of our gloves, our shoes, and even womens' breasts (we learned that the same time we learned the alphabet). But do you even know the size of your cock? Sure, maybe you measured it once on the top and got the inches, but there's more than just the length. There's a simple mathmatical process that tells you how much space your cock is taking up in the universe. Sounds silly, but its the same equation that pretty much gives insight to "how much is there?". For the advanced freaks, weight is not considered, though that would be cool to find out how heavy one's piece is.

    SO! You wanna know your cock size? Then do this:

    Get a calculator

    Paper and Pencil

    Measuring tape

    ---YOU NEED A HARD COCK!--

    Get it hard!!

    STEP ONE: Get 5 measurements. If you must get the EXACT measure, stick with basic decimals like .25, .50, or .75
    >TOP LENGTH
    >BOTTOM LENGTH
    >RIGHT SIDE LENGTH
    >LEFT SIDE LENGTH
    >WIDEST GIRTH (usually near the base, or where the biggest thickness you notice)

    STEP TWO: Add these 5 numbers together, get the total

    STEP THREE: To get the AVERAGE, divide the total by the amount of numbers used, so divide by 5

    STEP FOUR: The AVERAGE is your SIZE.

    For example: My cock measurements are
    TOP: 9.25
    BOTTOM: 9.50
    L SIDE: 9.25
    R SIDE: 9.25
    WIDE: 6.50

    My total is 44. I divide 44 by 5 and get 8.8"

    Ok, so maybe the size is a smaller number than the TOP LENGTH. But that's ok. This number is actually measured as CUBIC INCHES (aka SIZE). Again, for those who want to get techy, look into finding the measurements of cylinders, then plug in your COCK numbers for the equation. Sounds nerdy, but just thinking about it is makes me hard. Some typical measurements don't always go by exact inches. My foot, for example measures 11.5 inches in length, but I buy 10.5 shoes. My waist measures 32 inches, but I buy size 34 pants. So, it's all kinda fucked up now that I think about it. But, hey, when things get confusing, just jack off and you'll be happy!! Have fun guys!!

    -James Moreno


    PS: is it just me, or does this posting page clear your posting before you post it?
     
  2. rts8

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    why not get a graduated cylinder and find out exactly how much your wang displaces...
     
  3. Dr Rock

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    that ain't any kind of volume equation I ever heard of, chief.
     
  4. yaoifun

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    Wouldn't Pi*r (squared) for area come into effect, multiplied by the height? That seems like it might work a little better, but I haven't tried it :p
     
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    My cock size is G22. Well, that's actually my condom size, but it works for me.
     
  6. hippyscum

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    I think it would be more like basic math for a volume equation.

    to get the volume of a cylindrical object(ie, a rolling pin or dick) the equation is:

    pi x radius squared x height/length

    pi = 3.14(rounded to 2 decimal places for all you math nuts out there ;) )

    radius = how wide your penis is, halved

    height/length = exactly what it says on the tin

    my wang's 6 inches long

    and 1.8 inches across, which is the diameter so the radius is 0.9 inches

    which would be:

    pi x 0.9 squared x 6
    = pi x 0.81 x 6
    = 15.2604 cubic inches :)

    sorry for writing that novel, i liked math in high school
     
  7. Dr Rock

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    uh... 73 cubic inches... ?? are you sure that equation is correct? the idea that my dick has over 5 times the volume of someone else's is frankly alarming :unsure:
     
  8. java_man

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    Here is an accurate way

    measure the circumference (not diameter)

    measure the length along the top or side

    take the circumference divide by 6.282 then multiply the answer by itself

    then mulitply by 3.141 then multiply by the length

    the answer is cubic inches (or what ever unit used)

    Volume = (Circ / 6.282)^2 * 3.141 * Length
     
  9. hippyscum

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    well i'm sure it's right, it's the formula you use in maths to figure out the volume of a cylinder. It's not completely accurate cos the penis isn't a perfect cylinder but it's close enough.

    and, keep in mind that with the endowments on here you're gona get some scary results.
     
  10. hippyscum

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    well i'm sure it's right, it's the formula you use in maths to figure out the volume of a cylinder. It's not completely accurate cos the penis isn't a perfect cylinder but it's close enough. and volume increases exponentially with girth.

    using my last measurements, but taking a girth of 4.8 instead of 5, the result come out as 10.9 cubic inches... that's with .2 of a circumference difference. but leads to a result of 4 cubic inches less.

    and, keep in mind that with the endowments on here you're gona get some scary results.
     
  11. ashlar

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    During the summer, at midnight, when the moon is full and in the house of capricorn draw a circle of any size on the ground with a stick and mesure the diameter. This is your spiritual penis size.

    Whee.
     
  12. Jadamo

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    What if you were able to scan your cock in a computer using a laser in the form of a 3D model, like they do in the movies?

    Would that measure mass, volume, and size?

    huh? HUH?

    Well? Say something!!

    -James :)!!
     
  13. Dr Rock

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    nobody's getting any friggin lasers near MY dick thanks
     
  14. ashlar

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    *Makes note to himself NOT to pack a laser when he visits Rock*

    There went THAT idea.
     
  15. B_UNKNOWN321

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    Your method sounds like determining your height by taking your age subtracting your birthday date and then taking square root. The approximate cylinder method is a better approximation and no more difficult. Divide your average girth (whereever you get that, divide that number by 6 to get approximate radius of your dick, then multiply that new number by itself and then by 3 and then by length to get volume in cubic inches or centimeters. Or as someone suggested, get big graduated cylinder, fill to brim with water, dip fully erect dick in it to the balls and collect the overflow and place back in empty cylinder to get volume.
     
  16. Jadamo

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    What about weight? Would you apply the same method of weighing an arm or leg to find the weight of a dick?

    Would that also include the part of the dick that lies inside the body?

    I wonder if there is a site that can answer my questions.

    -James
     
  17. hippyscum

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    You will need:

    A penis
    A pair of scissors
    Kitchen scales
    Alot of paper towels

    1. Take penis in hand
    2. Masturbate to erection
    3. Take scissors and cut off penis at base. try and make it one swift motion so as not to cause yourself too much pain.
    4. Take dismembered penis and place on kitchen scales
    5. Take the reading.
    6. Clean the kitchen area, and sterilise your stump with an alco-wipe or five and cleanse stump.
    7. Put dismembered penis into a plastic bag with ice.
    8. Phone your doctor.

    Or if you don't wanna go through that i imagine it would be the same as weighing an arm or a leg.
     
  18. Knight

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    The author's method just seems strange. And I'm shit at maths.
     
  19. hippyscum

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    well, jadamo, going by the measurements you gave, the volume of your dick is 31.4 cubic inches :) b proud.

    in high school you had to show the working to get the marks :p if you want the working, ask :)
     
  20. jonb

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    Well, it's mostly water, so weight would be around the same as volume. Note this is in metric units: Cubic centimetres and grams.
     
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