Everyday, we men live life knowing such things as the size of our gloves, our shoes, and even womens' breasts (we learned that the same time we learned the alphabet). But do you even know the size of your cock? Sure, maybe you measured it once on the top and got the inches, but there's more than just the length. There's a simple mathmatical process that tells you how much space your cock is taking up in the universe. Sounds silly, but its the same equation that pretty much gives insight to "how much is there?". For the advanced freaks, weight is not considered, though that would be cool to find out how heavy one's piece is. SO! You wanna know your cock size? Then do this: Get a calculator Paper and Pencil Measuring tape ---YOU NEED A HARD COCK!-- Get it hard!! STEP ONE: Get 5 measurements. If you must get the EXACT measure, stick with basic decimals like .25, .50, or .75 >TOP LENGTH >BOTTOM LENGTH >RIGHT SIDE LENGTH >LEFT SIDE LENGTH >WIDEST GIRTH (usually near the base, or where the biggest thickness you notice) STEP TWO: Add these 5 numbers together, get the total STEP THREE: To get the AVERAGE, divide the total by the amount of numbers used, so divide by 5 STEP FOUR: The AVERAGE is your SIZE. For example: My cock measurements are TOP: 9.25 BOTTOM: 9.50 L SIDE: 9.25 R SIDE: 9.25 WIDE: 6.50 My total is 44. I divide 44 by 5 and get 8.8" Ok, so maybe the size is a smaller number than the TOP LENGTH. But that's ok. This number is actually measured as CUBIC INCHES (aka SIZE). Again, for those who want to get techy, look into finding the measurements of cylinders, then plug in your COCK numbers for the equation. Sounds nerdy, but just thinking about it is makes me hard. Some typical measurements don't always go by exact inches. My foot, for example measures 11.5 inches in length, but I buy 10.5 shoes. My waist measures 32 inches, but I buy size 34 pants. So, it's all kinda fucked up now that I think about it. But, hey, when things get confusing, just jack off and you'll be happy!! Have fun guys!! -James Moreno PS: is it just me, or does this posting page clear your posting before you post it?