Sizequeen Issue

[dolfette]

BAHAHAHAHA! Apparently a vagina is like some sort of spring-loaded contraption that captures penises.

i pictured a bear trap.

 

[D_erf5ytr]

Just found this thread now. Hun, I totally get where you're coming from. Don't care what others think. You know who you are. Let others assume whatever, but stay true to yourself. I'll admit I'm more on the promiscous side, but it's more a habbit than something I actually want to keep doing. I want to be with one (big) man for the rest of my life, but it's difficult getting over some of the bad habits I have!

 

[VernalTiger]

i'm afraid i stopped reading at this point.

Shame, dolf. It's the post that keeps on giving.

 

[RawDog]

1. Because it doesn't make sense according to what I, as an engineer, know about the laws of physics.

I'm an engineer as well and this has nothing to do with physics. It has everything to do with biology and genetics. Can you suck on a straw? I bet you can also probably fit an egg in your mouth without breaking it. Wouldn't that be a case of being small and large at the same time?

I'm assuming a vagina acts like a spring system (which might not be 100% accurate, but it's the closest model I can think of), where resistance increases the more the spring is compressed (or stretched). A weaker spring (one with a smaller spring constant, "k") needs to be stretched further before it exhibits the same force as a stronger spring.

Any elastic object has that characteristic. A vagina is not an object.

2. Because vaginas aren't the same as other muscle groups. You can't open and close it or move it at will. All you can do is flex your pc muscle.

You need to read this:
http://www.lpsg.org/173656-milking-the-penis-with-the.html

Furthermore, if you've ever felt a vagina orgasming around your dick, you know flexing the PC muscles alone opens and closes certain areas or even flutters like a cuttlefish.

3. And because it doesn't work that way with other muscles either. Being somewhat flexible is good in that it may reduce your chance of injury, but it doesn't improve strength or tone at all. I work out a decent amount, and I'm less flexible now than I was before... I can't touch my hands behind my back (one hand over the shoulder, one under) anymore for one. As far as I know, being flexible in terms of movement and sports has more to do with ligaments and joints than muscles. But being overly flexible can make it difficult to exercise properly and can actually lead to health problems. A woman I know has major problems with her legs from doing ballet her whole life and being too flexible.

Ok, I know now you are an engineer. You write like one. First off I think your conclusion is based on the faulty assumptions you made in the first place. Secondly, you fail to take into account age and wear and tear on the joints, cartilage, and tendons. A 40 year old ballet dancer would have much more wear and tear on her legs than a 40 year old hooker would have on her vagina.

 

[B_Hickboy]

1. Because it doesn't make sense according to what I, as an engineer, know about the laws of physics. <drivel snipped to conserve bandwidth> whole life and being too flexible.

As a biologist, you make a damn fine physicist.

 

[VernalTiger]

Perhaps our physicist got his suffixes mixed up and thinks he's a physician?

Teeth, tongues, now I've got springs down there as well? It's getting crowded in there!

 

[Karpo]

how do you recognize a sizequeen

 

[moongazer1984]

I love size queens. It's refreshing to meet a woman that is enthusiastic about the male private part unlike the many women that post on here that say they don't care about a man's penis size.

 

[RawDog]

I love size queens. It's refreshing to meet a woman that is enthusiastic about the male private part unlike the many women that post on here that say they don't care about a man's penis size.

I think women here do "care", just not in the same regard you do. In fact what sets the women here so far apart from a lot of women is their unapologetic declaration of their preference.

 

[moongazer1984]

I think women here do "care", just not in the same regard you do. In fact what sets the women here so far apart from a lot of women is their unapologetic declaration of their preference.

Ok, so when a female board member says "Penis size doesn't matter" it means that they care about penis size, just not the same as I do? What part of doesn't don't you understand?

 

[TinyPrincess]

Oh, penile size matters - but still it doesn't matter

What part doesn't you understand

 

[moongazer1984]

Oh, penile size matters - but still it doesn't matter

that makes a lot of sense

 

[RawDog]

Ok, so when a female board member says "Penis size doesn't matter" it means that they care about penis size, just not the same as I do? What part of doesn't don't you understand?

Tell you what, since you made the accusation, you have the burden of proof. Count the number of females who've posted here. Of those if you can provide evidence that mare than 51% said it doesn't matter, I'll admit you're right.

 

[NotSoDumb_Blonde]

I think--and this is my point of view not all the women on this site and never will be (duh--lol) -- that size matters if you are a size queen. If what you want and what turns you on is a BIG dick, than that's what turns you on, but you can want more than a big dick.

For instance, let's say there's this guy and he's hung up on big breasts. He has the advantage over the size queen because he can SEE a woman's big breasts. But let's say he assumes she's got big breast, she looks that way, but she always wears push up bras (there are tons of these and actually it's hard NOT to find one) and looks bigger than he likes. But when all is said and done, he weighs the fact that he likes her much more than any other woman and stays with her, but secretly he's always wishing she had bigger breasts....

Do you see where I'm going?

In my opinion, the start of this thread and the question was, I'm a size queen, I want a solid relationship, but I am fearful of saying I'm a size queen because of what a guy will think....ie I'm easy. If a guy were to meet a woman and say he was into big breasts, so if that's a push up bra, let me know? We'd think he was a shallow wanker! Maybe not a slut, but the worry for the size queen is she doesn't want to appear shallow/sluttish. So...how does she say she likes/maybe even needs a man with a bigger dick to get off/orgasm, without it sounding terrible?

Now, big cock and women on LPSG saying they don't care about size. I think what you're mixing up is a lot of women on here say that COCK size is not all that matters. A big cock can be well proportioned and sexy as hell, but so can a smaller cock. So, while I enjoy the pics on this site, I'm by no means HOT over some guy with a huge cock more than I might be hot over some guy with an average/smaller cock. I also admire men who have great length, shape....do I need to go on? And by the way, size is great, but only if you know how to use it....and that applies to all body parts, not just the jiggle parts.

 

[bc_chica]

A woman who likes a big dick is definitely not a slut; she's a connoisseur of cock, or "cockisseur" if you will. So she's particular about what she wants, big deal. People can scrutinize all they want because a true connoisseur ultimately disregards the opinion of others in their quest for self-assessed perfection.

spring-loaded contraption ....... i'm afraid i stopped reading at this point.

BAHAHAHAHA! Apparently a vagina is like some sort of spring-loaded contraption that captures penises.

i pictured a bear trap.

As a biologist, you make a damn fine physicist.

Perhaps our physicist got his suffixes mixed up and thinks he's a physician?

Teeth, tongues, now I've got springs down there as well? It's getting crowded in there!

YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! ..... please keep this thread going. God how i wish I were in the same room with all of you. I would be laughing so hard my spring loaded contraption would surely fail. :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

... damn, just realized this thread's last post is over a year ago. Oh well, perhaps this will resurrect it!

 

[Chaotica]

I think--and this is my point of view not all the women on this site and never will be (duh--lol) -- that size matters if you are a size queen. If what you want and what turns you on is a BIG dick, than that's what turns you on, but you can want more than a big dick.

For instance, let's say there's this guy and he's hung up on big breasts. He has the advantage over the size queen because he can SEE a woman's big breasts. But let's say he assumes she's got big breast, she looks that way, but she always wears push up bras (there are tons of these and actually it's hard NOT to find one) and looks bigger than he likes. But when all is said and done, he weighs the fact that he likes her much more than any other woman and stays with her, but secretly he's always wishing she had bigger breasts....

Do you see where I'm going?

In my opinion, the start of this thread and the question was, I'm a size queen, I want a solid relationship, but I am fearful of saying I'm a size queen because of what a guy will think....ie I'm easy. If a guy were to meet a woman and say he was into big breasts, so if that's a push up bra, let me know? We'd think he was a shallow wanker! Maybe not a slut, but the worry for the size queen is she doesn't want to appear shallow/sluttish. So...how does she say she likes/maybe even needs a man with a bigger dick to get off/orgasm, without it sounding terrible?

Now, big cock and women on LPSG saying they don't care about size. I think what you're mixing up is a lot of women on here say that COCK size is not all that matters. A big cock can be well proportioned and sexy as hell, but so can a smaller cock. So, while I enjoy the pics on this site, I'm by no means HOT over some guy with a huge cock more than I might be hot over some guy with an average/smaller cock. I also admire men who have great length, shape....do I need to go on? And by the way, size is great, but only if you know how to use it....and that applies to all body parts, not just the jiggle parts.

LIKE!

 

[Uncutpete]

Just a thought --
You want a guy who has a big cock. But also like almost all women... You want a guy who is handsome (but of course everyone has her type). You want a guy who is funny (but of course everyone has her sense of humor). You want a guy who is intelligent (but of course everyone has her own interests). You want a guy who is into sports (but you have your sports).You want a guy who has that certain something (but of course, everyone has her own something). You want a guy who is emotionally _____ (and of course every woman has another way of finishing this sentence).

So you have the same problem of meeting someone that every other woman has.... except you have the one physical requirement that you can't test out without taking off every prospect's pants.

I have two suggestions, neither one great.
1) Women, start forum on LPSG about a topic that interests you that is not sexual -- art, politics, religion, sports, politics. You can be sure that you have eliminated some of the unqualified prospects. Find someone who interests you, then check out his photographs. Then PM him. Then explore other subjects.
2) My wife, a definite and successful size queen, tells me that there are ways to tell that a man in a social situation may well be well endowed -- his sense of confidence, his body language, the bulge in his pants, your own intuition.

Both of these suggestions just narrow the field. At some point you have to test out the goods. You could get used to being easier about heavy petting.