Sizequeens - your fantasy cock?

[sbat]

it'll take AA batteries.

Are those the kind with the snap on spots? Or are batteries different in the UK?

 

[thetramp]

:biggrin1:

Wait and can my blue incrediable hulk man with the gigantic forearm sized sparkling glow in the dark pink penis (with choco cum) ALSO be very rich?

I mean if I can have EVERYTHING I might as well become a materialistic spoiled brat RIGHT?

Sure he can be rich, just imagine what he could make in porn with that thing :biggrin1:

And as far as pink and glowing in the dark with the size of a forearm is concerned, just get a big maglite in pink, it won't ejaculate chocolate tho, but i guess it is as close as you will get.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Sure he can be rich, just imagine what he could make in porn with that thing :biggrin1:

And as far as pink and glowing in the dark with the size of a forearm is concerned, just get a big maglite in pink, it won't ejaculate chocolate tho, but i guess it is as close as you will get.

OMG they make a pink maglite I have a pink Husky razor knife and a mini red maglite, looks like I'm going to lowes:smile:

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Are those the kind with the snap on spots? Or are batteries different in the UK?

This is an AA battery

http://www.electronicplus.com/images/products/MN1500B4.jpg

 

[TomCat84]

Easy. Mine.

I might have to give your 1% a serious workout

 

[HazelGod]

It would be bright orange and shaped like a nuclear missile.

American or Soviet bloc? :wink:

 

[Embrace69]

Really? I think I would make it pink with sparklies, but shaped like a regular penis. I also think it should be HUGE, like a size of a forearm or something! Did I mention I think it should glow in the dark? I wouldn't want to loose it.

Lets attach it to the incrediable Hulk, but I want him to be Blue with a pink forearm sized penis!!!

I'm sorry but this just made my day... :rofl:

 

[Countryguy63]

Sparklies, fluorescence, ejaculating chocolate, comes when whistled too...

:damnit: you women are tough to please! :You_Rock_Emoticon:

:151:

You are going to be SO busy once I let them know that yours is all that and more :tongue:

 

[Enid]

You are going to be SO busy once I let them know that yours is all that and more :tongue:

I'm already at x704's house now, and we're playing in the chocolate fountain!


:slaphappy:

 

[Embrace69]

mmmm chocolate.

 

[HiddenLacey]

Yeah I think chocolate gives me a headache I might have to go for something just as tempting. Hmmm maybe I'll just keep it white and make it taste like homemade whip cream

 

[_Edu]

HAHAH... I think this thread should be on funny stuff! :laugh2:

 

[TheRob]

Really? I think I would make it pink with sparklies, but shaped like a regular penis. I also think it should be HUGE, like a size of a forearm or something! Did I mention I think it should glow in the dark? I wouldn't want to loose it.

Lets attach it to the incrediable Hulk, but I want him to be Blue with a pink forearm sized penis!!!

I've got the size part down and I always thought the Hulk would look awsome Blue
lets fuck!

 

[HiddenLacey]

I've got the size part down and I always thought the Hulk would look awsome Blue
lets fuck!

Seriously if you have the size down I would back away from you slowly, with a look like this before I ran like hell!:wink:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

To be honest, this is a funny thread, Ladies. i enjoyed reading it.

 

[londonhanger]

Odd you should mention temperature.

An ex kept her toys in a towel on top of her bedroom radiator because she had a real thing about using them straight from her underwear draw, especially in winter.

it'll have a stealth mode, for when people snoop in my room.
it'll come when i whistle.
and it'll always be the right temperature.

 

[chadstallion]

9 x 6

 

[Countryguy63]

9 x 6

:grinning-smiley-003 :clap: :haha:

 

[dolfette]

 

[scottredleter]

It would look like these... www.aliendildos.com