Skinny Jeans vs. Linen Pants

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OK Sweatyblackballs, This has been discussed over and over in this forum. You have a great bod and incredible genitalia. Be proud of what you have been given and share with the world. There will always be some one who will be offended. You can't please everyone so please the ones who will be able to appreciate it. Where would Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson be if they had small tits? Put those tight jeans on and go strutting.
 

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OK Sweatyblackballs, This has been discussed over and over in this forum. You have a great bod and incredible genitalia. Be proud of what you have been given and share with the world. There will always be some one who will be offended. You can't please everyone so please the ones who will be able to appreciate it. Where would Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson be if they had small tits? Put those tight jeans on and go strutting.

I'm gonna do it just for y'all ... once it gets warmer ... don't want the shit to shrink ... lol ... Look for it in the New Year Papa ... In the meantime I'll take a photo in some skinny jeans ...as far up as they'll go, for you all!
 

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i do the skinny jeans if your tall skinny it works if your short or stalky id say avoid they just look like a bad western/80s hard rock band. in the skiny jeans you hide nothing, youll see balls and hammer, it can look like your trying to smuggle a flashlight.
 

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Yes, skinny linen pants is the thing. White is ideal and a jockstrap underneath will always show enough to arouse the interest of those you want to entertain.

I once had a pair that were made of fine sailcloth. I wish I still had them and that I would still fit them.
 

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mcsiz, I think Barack is going to beat Hillary. I wouldn't mind another Clinton in The White House, as we had 8 years of peace & prosperity when her husband was prez. But lots of people still can't deal with a strong woman.
 

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Just a word of caution that really skinny jeans can sometimes look really bad on even a really thin and in shape guy, as it looks like someone is deliberately trying to cut the circulation off at the waist LOL. If your gonna wear some pants that are like that go for something straight legged and form fitting but at the same not so tight that you can see everything in sight.
 

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I went on a short cruise over the holidays and wore tan linen pants commando...loved the look and feel. They have draw string waist, which i used to "accentuate the package" by pulling the string underneath my balls. I got a lot of attention in the clubs!!
 
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I have a pair of Levi's 511, I always get hard when I first put them on. Actually getting a boner is how I decide to buy pants. If I get one I buy them, if I don't chub up I don't bother buying the pants.

I was wearing my 511's last night, my wife and I went out to dinner and she was rubbing me under the table with her foot. My cock snaked right down my leg and we had to order desert so I could have time to "cool down" and not scare to other poor restaruant patrons.

I love skinny jeans. If you have the right body type they are the hottest thing you can wear. Russle Brand and Noel Fielding are gods of pants, you should check them out on Youtube.

"if you don't like the shape of your skinny jeans... change your legs"
 

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Lets see some pics!

love my 511's . see my gallery. Bulge looks bigger in person than the pics-
love how 511's feel- wow
can someone post a link for some linen pants? My inseam is 36-38 range (the outer legs), so my options are limited. Seams you can weigh 300 lbs & find pants anywhere, but if you're long- forget it.
 

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I just bought Levi's Skinny 511 Jeans and Guess Jean's Jed Linen Pant.

I'm thinking of buying the White Linen pants (do they really show a better bulge? white?) and maybe a lighter color of the Levis, I bought the darkest shade, but read here that lighter washes show better?

I'm about 4 inches long, 5inches thick when soft....so not as big as some of you but looking for a boost in the crotch/bulge region.

Do any of you have these? What colors do you have? Does your bulge show nicely?
the best is blue jeans but getting an erection is a bitch in skinnies. lol
 

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511's are great but not for the average guy. Have to be pretty skinny ! I wear them and like them a lot. Some older 501's fit about the same but without the tapered end. A lot of reason for wearing 511 has to do with the low rise and skinness, hence you are very much directing someone's gaze downward. Much like with women's low rise, you will have the look work better if you wear a shirt that allows some space between top of jeans and shirt bottom. At least when you raise your arms a bit.
 

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Okay, so I went back on what I said earlier and bought a pair of not-quite skinny jeans. I would consider them more as slim jeans.

My question: is it okay to wear tight jeans that flood? How would you pull that off?