Slamming cock in the door

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  1. BigA

    BigA New Member

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    Does anyone else have this problem? Seems I'm always walking around naked. My dick is pretty tough. But closing doors is a real hazard. What do you do about this? I'm thinking about replacing my doors with curtains or shudders:wink:
     
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    hi

    i´m also walking naked at home...

    let the doors open
     
  3. DangerZone8877

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    this is a pointless topic.
     
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    How the hell can you shut your dick in the door without doing it on purpose or your just clumsy :)
     
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    Take the damn doors off their hinges and burn 'em, Gol dang it! Nothin' should be allowed to inconvenience a man with a large erection.:mad:
     
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    What the heck? I guess you could just cut off your penis.
     
  7. sbeBen

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    You are simply daft! hehe! What are shudders?
     
  8. basque9

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    Well, I can sympathize. I slammed my shorts drawer to my bedroom chest of drawers on my cock one time....believe me that never happened again!:rolleyes::smile:
     
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    I think it is shutters, spelled the way they pronounce it in Brooklyn, Philly
    and Baltimore!:wink:
     
  10. sbeBen

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    Phonetic! We don't all live in the US of A!:smile: Hmmm! Yeh he is daft!!!:biggrin1:

    Anyway donkey, drawers are a different matter and I can see that happening.

    I hit my cock on the toilet pan when sat down. My foreskin was caught between the pottery toilet and the PA ring I wear!!! Ahhhhh!!! Done this loads of times. I'm daft too.
     
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    I understand your problem. I'm always knocking over furniture and punching out windows with my enormous erection, when I'm not shooting holes in the ceiling with my cannon-like ejaculations. My neighbors get really pissed off whenever I shoot a hole in a wall or in the ceiling, till I explain to them that I just can't help it. I have to decide whether to get the damage repaired or just to live in a half-wrecked house.

    Oh, excuse me, I thought this was the "Fictional Stories" forum.
    Shudders, definitely. I think shudders are just the thing for you. If they don't work, you can always try shutters.
     
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    This isn't even worth the waste of words it's that stupid.
     
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    Are you saing im stupid? You shudent critisize peple for aksing questsoins here thats what this forum is for. Now what shud I do about my cock gedding slamd in the dor? Plese help me cuase it hurts bad.
     
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    Weye iz evreebuddy so meen too this gueye? Aye meen, hee hurted hiz pecker in hiz dore. Thats gotta hert.
     
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    ****** no more calls we have a winner********
     
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    This is so stupid!
    But the subject header make me shudder and wince!
    :eek:
     
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    yer like todalley!!! I'm like toad-alley grossed out by oll o this deemolition!! Like i'm off for some sudders down at the mall! :biggrin1:

    This thread is the best!!!! (English accent now)
     
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    Simple solution.

    Just bend over at the waist before shutting doors. You may wish to do the same when approaching a closed door to prevent poking a hole in it..
     
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    I like so nearly smashed a mir-roahhh with my cock the other day and I'm havin pwarblems with my fwaucett! ( whatever that is) hehe!!!
     
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    Yeah, everyone here is patting themselves on the backs for having a long dick

    However, wouldn't a naked guy with a shorter one have the same trouble too?
     
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