Slang terms for penis

[BIGdkluver]

What are some of the slang terms for penis that you've heard?

For example, I've heard that "talleywhacker" is supposed to be slang for a really BIG dick.

Think back to your Boy Scout days or military service or your college frat house. What did the guys call their penises for fun?

I'd be interested in learning how many different official "nicknames" there are for the penis. Thanks! :smile:

 

[lesmeljos]

Floyd (source, Macaulay Culkin)

 

[prepstudinsc]

dick
schlong
cock--seems to be only used by white guys
peter
hog
pole
dong--another white guy term
hose
manmeat
tube steak
skin flute

 

[Scroggyou]

Pork Sord
Purple Helmut
Mr One Eye
Johnson
Whanker
Winkie
Pecker

 

[No_Strings]

peter

really?? :frown1:

 

[SteveHd]

No_Strings, "peter" is one I've heard many times.

 

[zaza]

John Thomas

 

[hungbiguyuk]

Knob!

 

[CBS1]

monkey?? I heard someone saying "" spanking the monkey"" for jerkoff.:tongue:

 

[CBS1]

:wink: playground

 

[ManlyBanisters]

One-eyed trouser snake
The Baldy fella
The Bishop
Wang (or wanger)
Love Torpedo
Pussy seeking missile (or Ass seeking missile if you prefer)
The Boss
Your Lad
The Little Man
The Pink Oboe

I could go on... but I'll spare you

 

[yngjock20]

Slab

Sausage

Meat whistle

pole

Braunschwagger

Diddlestick

Piece

Pud

Pink Pickle

Punishment

"your name here Junior"

Willie

Thrombone

tumescence

There's more...

 

[dufus]

For more euphemisms than you ever thought existed, just go to:

Woody's World of Penis Euphemisms! (STARMA.COM)

 

[ganja4me]

Jimmy

sausage

whopper

bird

ding

prick

semen syphon

 

[agnslz]

These are Mexican slang, but...

Chora
Verga
Pinga

 

[sdbg]

putz (Yiddish)
schwanz (German)
la bite (French)
la verga (Spanish) previously mentioned

 

[41103]

Au!
Baby arm
Banana

 

[CBS1]

These are Mexican slang, but...

Chora
Verga
Pinga

And those are for Brazilien portuguese:tongue:

Rola
pinto
caralho
cacete
pica
metedor

 

[transformer_99]

"Mule", as in "Phlogging your mule".

 

[smally]

dolphin.. as in flogging your dolphin

chicken.. choking

monkey.. spanking

one-eyed snake with a turtleneck