Slang terms for penis

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  1. BIGdkluver

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    What are some of the slang terms for penis that you've heard?

    For example, I've heard that "talleywhacker" is supposed to be slang for a really BIG dick.

    Think back to your Boy Scout days or military service or your college frat house. What did the guys call their penises for fun?

    I'd be interested in learning how many different official "nicknames" there are for the penis. Thanks! :smile:
     
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    Floyd (source, Macaulay Culkin)
     
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    dick
    schlong
    cock--seems to be only used by white guys
    peter
    hog
    pole
    dong--another white guy term
    hose
    manmeat
    tube steak
    skin flute
     
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    Pork Sord
    Purple Helmut
    Mr One Eye
    Johnson
    Whanker
    Winkie
    Pecker
     
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    really?? :frown1:
     
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    No_Strings, "peter" is one I've heard many times.
     
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    :rolleyes: monkey?? I heard someone saying "" spanking the monkey"" for jerkoff.:tongue:
     
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    :wink: playground
     
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    One-eyed trouser snake
    The Baldy fella
    The Bishop
    Wang (or wanger)
    Love Torpedo
    Pussy seeking missile (or Ass seeking missile if you prefer)
    The Boss
    Your Lad
    The Little Man
    The Pink Oboe

    I could go on... but I'll spare you
     
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    Slab

    Sausage

    Meat whistle

    pole

    Braunschwagger

    Diddlestick

    Piece

    Pud

    Pink Pickle

    Punishment

    "your name here Junior"

    Willie

    Thrombone

    tumescence

    There's more...
     
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    Jimmy

    sausage

    whopper

    bird

    ding

    prick

    semen syphon
     
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    These are Mexican slang, but...

    Chora
    Verga
    Pinga
     
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    putz (Yiddish)
    schwanz (German)
    la bite (French)
    la verga (Spanish) previously mentioned
     
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    Au!
    Baby arm
    Banana
     
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    And those are for Brazilien portuguese:tongue:

    Rola
    pinto
    caralho
    cacete
    pica
    metedor
     
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    "Mule", as in "Phlogging your mule".
     
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    dolphin.. as in flogging your dolphin

    chicken.. choking

    monkey.. spanking

    one-eyed snake with a turtleneck
     
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