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Do you ever get so horny in the night that you have to jerk off. Sometimes when I get to sleep in a randomly wake up at like 5 or 6 am and have to jerk off. Usually I wake up and my hand is already on my cock. I usually finish off quick and then fall back to sleep. Anybody else?
 

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oh sure. almost always wake myself up with a raging hard on between 3-5 a.m. and cum and go back to sleep. but when things are super stressful and i need sleep i wake up hard and don't have the time to spend and just close my eyes and go back to sleep and hate that i am single and have no one to help me out with that. lol.
 

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My wife usually discovers my hard-on in the middle of the night and wakes me by pulling my shorts off!!
 

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when i wake up like that, its really really sensitive for some reason and extremely hard, and i'll just like softly touch it and stroke it like that till i fall asleep, and when i cum in the morning after i wake up, its like i hadnt came in days
 

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Yeah this happens to me also. :redface:

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night with the biggest boner that's not going down without being taken care of.
 

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Actually, no. Maybe i am the weird one here. Ususally, i have to go pee if i get a boner in my sleep.

I do like a good jerk off as a "sleeping pill" which is what I though this thread was going to be about.
 

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Yeah - happens to me occassionaly.

Apparently in addition to talking in my sleep I have also been known to jerk off in my sleep.

I have instructed my girl that if I wake her up via my nocturnal jerking, she can simply take over and suck me off until I cum and fall back a sleep. Then cook me breakfast in the morning to say sorry that I wasn't conscious to enjoy getting my cock sucked.

Works for me.
 

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Yes and if I can't get back to sleep a little jerking helps relax me. To those who say it is a pain, there are a whole group of guys taking viagra who would love to switch places.
 

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I used to do this a lot before I got married and now only do so when I am away and sleeping on my own (hotels, etc.). My "technique" is pretty simple, really... I wear loose boxers to sleep in and if I wake up in the middle of the night with a stiffie that won't go away, I grab one of the spare pillows and shove it high up between my legs - with my hardon pointing UP. Well it may seem a bit juvenile but humping the pillow feels great! In no time the friction of the soft pillow and my boxers against my thrusting hips results in my shooting a nice, warm load into my boxers. I fall asleep almost immediately after and it's a real "dead" sleep - though waking up with a sticky mess bewteen my legs is a bit annoying... but worth it!

Tony :wink: