Sleeping at the Airport

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  1. D_Martin van Burden

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    I knew I shouldn't have flown into Atlanta! I'm stuck here until tomorrow morning and I won't be able to get back to Lexington until after noon. They were trying to call up a stewardess to do the flight up, but there was no such luck. I'm so pissed! :mad:
     
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    dude... fucking totally weak!!!
    I saw you called, I was on my bike on my way home when you called. and didn't want to call you back because I was afraid of waking you :(
     
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    Check your PM's DeeB!
     
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    check yours.. i sent you his numba
     
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    Got it! :smile:
     
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    I just talked to Dee. I fear for his sanity, he's definetely cracking up. He doesn't have his charger and he is down to one bar on his cell phone.



     
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    DeeBlackthorne is wrapped up in airport blankets and looks like a bedouin. He is trying to sleep under the chairs in Concourse D; but his huge cock won't fit under the chairs. :tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    DeeB is also ornery cause Dan apparently gave an incomplete handjob. :redface: Poor DeeB has had to go 6 days without release!:eek: All that spunk is backing up and making him really bitchy.

    For someone who posts as much porn as DJG does you'd think he'd know how to give a decent hand job. :biggrin1:

    Most importantly he has no saline solution so his contacts are glued to his eyeballs making sleep even more unlikely.

    Osiris, he told me to tell you he needs to borrow a doo rag cause he says his hair is starting to nap up. :biggrin1:

    It seems a flight attendant overslept and they can't fly the plane without one. So even though they flew 2 pilots in from Cincinnati, for a 3:00AM flight, for him and about 30 others, who are stranded there. They couldn't board or take off without a flight attendant. (DAMN, the FAA!!) :mad:

    There may be a plane and fresh crew available between 6:00 AM & 8:00 AM but they aren't sure. :biggrin1: There is an 8:45 AM flight but it's booked solid, however he is on standby for that flight. He allegedly has a seat on the 10:45 AM flight Wednesday morning.

    He's tired, cranky, hungry, his back hurts; and he's broke. Dan apparently rolled him when he was sleeping. :tongue::wink: He should have a pay pal account set up shortly for donations. :frown1: j/k
     
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    Ugh! I HATE the Atlanta airport. Did you fly Delta? Almost all of their flights stop there.
     
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    Poor thing!!

    Last time I flew to Atlanta with Delta I got as far as Knoxville, then by road to Atlanta airport to get my bag.... they took my bag with 'em and left me behind in NY!! :O
     
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    I'm home... I look really jacked up right now and I am pretty pissed off.

    NJQT told you most of the story. I was originally supposed to leave at 9:15, but it got pushed back to 9:45, which made sense since there's no way in hell to get the three planes to the gate cleanly in and out five minutes apart. 9:45 became 10:30 when the New Hampshire and Minnesota people left, then 12:35a after a call for plane maintenance. I was on the phone with Dan, then I called Sean and bothered him for 90 minutes. 1:30 comes and, yeah, the stewardess doesn't show so we can't leave. Apparently, the pilots took our luggage back with them... to Cincinnati, maybe...

    Anyway, I was the last person who got on the 8:45 plane this morning. My head hurts; my throat hurts; I barely got three hours of shuteye. I'm sore, and what's worse, is that my luggage is nowhere to be found. I had to go to the store to get some toothpaste and a toothbrush and some contact lens solution.

    I took a total mental health day. I wouldn't have made it in town for the counseling job anyway, and I called into the restaurant. I still don't have a charger. I've only got one for the car, so I'll have to go back outside and let my engine run a bit while the phone heats up.

    This sucks! I'm SO pissed right now.
     
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    Man what a time you had.
     
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    I guess he made it home safe and sound. http://flightaware.com/live/flight/ASQ864

    Just the tip of the iceburg. ASA has some big problems with the worst on-time arrival record in the business. Having a flight attendant on-board is an FAR but at Atlantic Southeast's biggest domicile they couldn't get one out of reserve for a CRJ 200 flight to Lexington? Really bad folks.
     
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    use midwest next time if you can. they have never let me down.
     
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    Delta doesn't just suck; they consistently suck Royal Canadian Moose Cock! :mad: I would rather they bring back Peoples Express.

    Ooo, I love it when you talk that sexy aeronautical stuff.:wink:
     
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    I will never, ever fly Delta again even if it's a life or death emergency, and even then, I might just let the person die rather than endure the misery that is the Atlanta airport, since I won't make it on time anyway. Have you ever noticed that if you have a short layover, not only are you guaranteed to be late, but your flight will come in at Concourse A when your connecting flight leaves from Concourse E, making it impossible to get there on time?

    Glad you finally made home DeeB. Sorry for the misery you had to endure in Atlanta. I've been there.

    I'm flying to Seattle on Sunday (on United through Chicago). Wish me luck.
     
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    Send the letter to Delta and cc: the FAA your congressperson and senators. Let them know you're mad as hell and you're not going to take it any more! Every little complaint adds to the flood of pressure to get congress to fix this bullshit. Flying is a nightmare these days.
     
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    I slept at the airport in Amsterdam because I narrowly missed my flight, the next available one was the next day, and I didn't feel like paying for another hotel in a city as expensive as Amsterdam. So I just hung out at the terminal until the next morning. It was pretty uncomfortable, they wouldn't let me lie down on the comfy couches in the coffee lounge.. so I was sleeping on the cold floor.
     
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    I hate Delta, too. I've never had good luck with them, but my hatred for them came after I discovered that they almost ripped the handle off one of my Louis Vuitton bags on a trip to Cinncinnati. When I went to the baggage claim office to talk to someone about why my luggage was damaged, the guy said "you should not have expensive luggage...bags like that are only meant to go in a car". At that point, I wanted to reach over the counter and punch him in the throat! I wrote a letter and called Delta's customer service and never got anywhere with them. They were all rude and did not seem to care about their customers. Now, I generally fly USAirways on domestic flights since Charlotte is one of their hubs and it's easy to get a flight anywhere I need to go.
     
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