simcha
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I'm flying to Seattle on Sunday (on United through Chicago). Wish me luck.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Good luck! You'll need it. Yeah, Delta sucks ass, but United? Well, let's just say as a Chicago native who is a United/O'Hare veteran, United sucks seeping, wart-festered, slimy, fishy-smelling, ripped and bleeding, gaping, yeast-oozing c*nt!
I will do anything to avoid flying United EVER AGAIN. They've routed me through the nasty Denver airport for the last time losing my luggage yet again somewhere in Denver. I got it back, damaged of course.
Their customer service is surly, nasty, and almost non-existent except when they want to charge you a fee for something. I think all of their flight attendants are withered old sea hags masquerading as sky witches with Borderline Personality Disorder plus Bipolar with a touch of Crystal Meth Dependence.
And when you call customer service you get someone in India, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Afghanistan, Iran, or wherever they don't speak or understand American English. They are entirely unable to help you because they haven't the first clue of where you even are in the USA and they don't understand your American accent. Good luck understanding them too. I guess United can only pay 50 cents per hour for telephone customer service agents. I mean, it's an American company serving Americans if you are calling from the USA. We should be able to receive customer service from people who understand us and whom we can understand. UGH!
Enjoy the Friendly Skies (The Passive-Aggressive Skies) of United.