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[B_spotted_duck]

how not to measure a cock:

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[Mike7]

how not to measure a cock:

lol how to add 3" to length. With girth that massive the guy has no worries where he is at

 

[bigjpgh]

i love how she kept trying to measure it correctly and he kept moving the tape measure back to make it look bigger

 

[B_spotted_duck]

i love how she kept trying to measure it correctly and he kept moving the tape measure back to make it look bigger

Hey, that's his job.