DJM277: What's the strangest, funniest thing you accidently "slimed" while masturbating? An embarrassing sliming happened to me in college. I got back from class totally horny one afternoon because this incredibly stacked girl was sitting next to me and I could see right down her shirt . I knew I had about twenty minutes before my room mate got back, so I laid down in bed, took off my shirt, pulled down my pants and had a good pull. It took me about ten minutes to orgasm, then I just cleaned off my stomach and neck and laid back letting my erection subside. Suddenly I heard keys in the door and I quickly pulled my pants back up and pretended to be asleep. My room mate walked in, threw his backpack on his bed and went over to my desk to grab the cordless phone. He picked it up and suddenly I heard him say "#%$^!, That's SICK!" There was a big glob of my slime right on the the phone, and you could definitely tell it was ejaculate from the fresh-shot smell.