Small dicks and family pride/shame.

[wallyj84]

As we all know, penis size is central to a man's value. A bigger penis makes a man more valuable and desirable. A smaller penis makes a man less desirable and valuable. A lot of people argue that this is limited to the world of sex, but that's not true. I recently got a job thanks to tricking my bosses into believing that I had a big dick by stuffing my pants. A big penis makes you more valuable as a human being. A small dick makes you less valuable. This is irrefutable fact.

The question is, does this value extend beyond just your person? Can the value of a big dick be shared with those around you? If your brother has a big dick, do you become more valuable by association? Conversely, if your brother has a small dick, does the shame and embarrassment spread beyond just him to the rest of the family as well?

Would it be morally correct to hide a small dicked family member away, or even disown him, to protect the family's honor?

What do you guys think?

 

[TexanStar]

 

[wallyj84]

This is an important topic. Do you have anything of value to add to it?

 

[TexanStar]

This is an important topic. Do you have anything of value to add to it?

You asked what we thought. Rolling my eyes and moving on expressed my thoughts well enough.

 

[wallyj84]

You asked what we thought. Rolling my eyes and moving on expressed my thoughts well enough.

You're such a troll.

 

[Hoss]

As we all know, penis size is central to a man's value. A bigger penis makes a man more valuable and desirable. A smaller penis makes a man less desirable and valuable. A lot of people argue that this is limited to the world of sex, but that's not true. I recently got a job thanks to tricking my bosses into believing that I had a big dick by stuffing my pants. A big penis makes you more valuable as a human being. A small dick makes you less valuable. This is irrefutable fact.

The question is, does this value extend beyond just your person? Can the value of a big dick be shared with those around you? If your brother has a big dick, do you become more valuable by association? Conversely, if your brother has a small dick, does the shame and embarrassment spread beyond just him to the rest of the family as well?

Would it be morally correct to hide a small dicked family member away, or even disown him, to protect the family's honor?

What do you guys think?

So you are admitting you got a job for which you are totally unqualified for? For shame Wally, for shame! Very disappointed in you.


To the rest of it, I don't give a darn what size any of my family members may have. They are to be loved or despised based upon what they do and how they conduct themselves in life.

 

[Countryguy63]

You're such a troll.

Sorry Bud, but it is also considered a troll when you post the same thing over and over again, just finding different ways of wording it.

Have you gotten counseling for this like so many have thoughtfully suggested? It could really help you, sincerely.

 

[wallyj84]

Sorry Bud, but it is also considered a troll when you post the same thing over and over again, just finding different ways of wording it.

Have you gotten counseling for this like so many have thoughtfully suggested? It could really help you, sincerely.

Every post in this forum is basically the same couple of topics over and over. There are only so many things you can talk about that are big penis related.

 

[Countryguy63]

Every post in this forum is basically the same couple of topics over and over. There are only so many things you can talk about that are big penis related.

You are definitely correct in that the same subjects are often repeatedly discussed, but posted by different members.

So I'll clarify my statement;
Sorry Bud, but it is also considered a troll when the same person posts the same thing over and over again, just finding different ways of wording it.

And you possibly missed this part?;
Have you gotten counseling for this like so many have thoughtfully suggested? It could really help you, sincerely.

 

[wallyj84]

You are definitely correct in that the same subjects are often repeatedly discussed, but posted by different members.

So I'll clarify my statement;
Sorry Bud, but it is also considered a troll when the same person posts the same thing over and over again, just finding different ways of wording it.

And you possibly missed this part?;
Have you gotten counseling for this like so many have thoughtfully suggested? It could really help you, sincerely.

I try very hard to make my topics new and different. I don't think I've ever discussed the shame a small penis can bring to a whole family before.

I don't need counseling. Honestly, I feel like I'm the only sane person in the world.

 

[wallyj84]

So you are admitting you got a job for which you are totally unqualified for? For shame Wally, for shame! Very disappointed in you.


To the rest of it, I don't give a darn what size any of my family members may have. They are to be loved or despised based upon what they do and how they conduct themselves in life.

I think I can do the job, but using an artificial bulge definitely made me more appealing to my employers.

What will you do if the negative attention and loss of status that comes with a small dick starts to affect you? Do you think youre big dick is enough to stop any kind of social damage from being associated with a small penis?

 

[Mercurygirl]

The question is, does this value extend beyond just your person?

Yes. A recent study from the Society for the Prevention of Tiny Junk indicated that having a small penis can bring down property value. The same study also showed it's the second leading cause of death among men named Wally.

Btw, what are your thoughts on a small penis tax?

 

[wallyj84]

Yes. A recent study from the Society for the Prevention of Tiny Junk indicated that having a small penis can bring down property value. The same study also showed it's the second leading cause of death among men named Wally.

Btw, what are your thoughts on a small penis tax?

You're being facetious, but I think a small penis would decrease property values. That's part of why I want a small dick registry. People have a right to know if they are living next door to someone with a small penis.

On that note, a small penis tax isn't that bad of an idea. It could be used to pay for the registry and research into genetic engineering to eliminate the small penis for good.

 

[Countryguy63]

Yes. A recent study from the Society for the Prevention of Tiny Junk indicated that having a small penis can bring down property value. The same study also showed it's the second leading cause of death among men named Wally.

Btw, what are your thoughts on a small penis tax?

*Where did the "tears from laughing so hard" emoticon go??

ROFLMAO!!

 

[Exbiker]

I'm unusual in that like the wizard Merlin, of Camelot, I live backwards.

I can remember (what the rest of you think of as) the future.

The shame of which you speak is not limited to families. It can engulf communities, even nations. The Penis Wars of the 2060s were particularly savage.

I tried to build bridges. But there was no escaping the fundamental gap here. Shame and pride are the most corrosive of human emotions.

There is no getting away from it. Flesh lump sizes are the most important facts of all.

Some people think it's parts of mathematics, or the periodic table of elements, or the equations of Quantum theory or Relativity.

But no. The fundamental numbers in nature are just penis sizes.

It's obvious when you think about it.

 

[ronin001]

I think I can do the job, but using an artificial bulge definitely made me more appealing to my employers.

What will you do if the negative attention and loss of status that comes with a small dick starts to affect you? Do you think youre big dick is enough to stop any kind of social damage from being associated with a small penis?

Wally I have knows some huge hairy dicks, who have done well in business. Not actual penises, just their way of doing things, have made me label them big dicks. Good for you and your new position.

I hope you and your bulge take on the world. Remember for every 50 thousand dollars you make a year your penis grows an extra inch to a materialistic woman's perception

I forgot, I have the smallest penis in my immediate family, yet life goes on

 

[Mercurygirl]

You're being facetious, but I think a small penis would decrease property values. That's part of why I want a small dick registry. People have a right to know if they are living next door to someone with a small penis.

On that note, a small penis tax isn't that bad of an idea. It could be used to pay for the registry and research into genetic engineering to eliminate the small penis for good.

You didn't ask me what the leading cause of death among men named Wally was?

 

[wallyj84]

You didn't ask me what the leading cause of death among men named Wally was?

OK. What was the leading cause of death?

 

[Mercurygirl]

OK. What was the leading cause of death?

Suffocation by way of bullshit.


:::tap dances off stage:::

 

[wallyj84]

Suffocation by way of bullshit.


:::tap dances off stage:::