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Symphonic, a bunch have been listed. Nothing is definite here, keep that in mind, because I know you're leaning towards a flaming attempt at me. There are plenty of subtle personality signs that I guy might be packing a little one.
There are plenty of personality signs that a man is not well endowed. It's a stereotype, but like most stereotypes there's a degree of truth. Beyond the stereotypes of the biggest four-wheel-drive car on the street with two monster dogs in the backyard and all that stuff, there's the proof that men with big cocks have more sexual relationships, and more sex in their lives, than average or smaller than average men. Clearly erection size is not visible day to day, so how are larger men more successful with women? Confidence? And when a man is smaller than average and knows it, it's the opposite of confidence in most things he undertakes.
While hardly a work of art, I enjoyed the sequence in the movie 'Titanic' where they were talking about the massive size of the ship, and the character Rose mused that the obsession with a big ship was all about lack of size in other ways. This is the stereotype, and like many stereotypes there's a degree of truth.
While hardly a work of art, I enjoyed the sequence in the movie 'Titanic' where they were talking about the massive size of the ship, and the character Rose mused that the obsession with a big ship was all about lack of size in other ways. This is the stereotype, and like many stereotypes there's a degree of truth.
"This is the stereotype, and like many stereotypes there's a degree of truth."
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Yep that's right :tongue:
There is no sure sign. I only 5'6 and I wear a size 11 shoe(sort of big I guess.) nothing short of a huge bugle or you grabbing/seeing it is there anyway to tell 100%. Now somehow there is a girl I know who does have the ability to guess if a guy is big or not but I bet she is just very adept at reading people's responses when sex is mentioned.
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I wonder do most girls approach a sexual situation with a new man expecting small or average and them big is a bonus? I remember one girl said to me 'wow thats gorgeous. Its always the ones you least expect' so she obviously had me down as not big or was used to ending up with smaller.
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what are the sure signs of a guy having a small cock?
Posting questions about small cocks on the internet :biggrin1:
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Maybe you get parents who have a child with a small penis to brand a small p on their forehead. Would that make you happy?
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if it worked for you perhaps then yeah! :biggrin1:
You were right in your first response when you said "I know this is discrimination." You might as well have said, "I know I'm a moron but..."
At least you named it accurately I guess....kind of like saying,
"I know it is discrimination, but is there anyway to really know if someone is a (jew, gay, etc...), so I can cast them aside as less than human."
I know you think you are just being cute, but your kind of attitude hurts people.
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That's not a bad idea, but it's too low tech. Each man should have their own personal bar code tattooed on their hand. This bar code would contain all the information regarding the man's penis. Such as, size when flaccid, size when erect, shape, color, length, girth, taste, smell and amount of ejaculate produced in one cumming.
But, the bar code would only be given to average and large sized guys. This is because information about the length, girth, etc, really doesn't matter with a tiny cock. Smaller guys would instead have the words, "warning small penis" replacing the bar code.
Now, you might be wondering, "what is the point of all this?" Well, I'll tell you now. Just as no man wants a small dick, no country wants to be filled with men who have small dicks. The bar code is the initial stage of a soft eugenics program designed to breed out the tiny cock.
Once women have the ability to know if a guy is big or small without seeing him naked, they will start to discriminate against small guys in dating. This is phase one. The second phase will be discrimination against small guys in other areas, for example small guys will be barred from going to clubs or bars because there is the chance that they might meet a woman desperate and drunk enough to sleep with them despite their small cock. Small guys will also be barred from dating sites and other dating activities, like speed-dating for example.
Eventually, a dick registry will be created. This will track and chart the penis size numbers for every city in the US, even going so far as to keep track of the penis size figures for every single street. A person will be able to know the exact number of big penises on their street/city/state and how that compares to other streets/cities/states in the US. This will be very useful to women and gay men, when they want to move, go on vacation, etc. This is phase three and leads almost directly into stage four. In order to keep a high ranking in the dick registry home owners associations will ban men with small dicks from buying homes under their authority. Cities and states that want to attract educated, working, single women and gay men to their city for work or pleasure will start to legislate against small dicked guys so as to increase their ranking in the dick registry. This will lead to the creation of small dicked ghettos.
The final phase will be the elimination of the tiny cock from the professional world. This will be easy enough in business and law, no one in the board room or the court room will take a small guy seriously, but much harder in fields like engineering and the sciences. In order to remove small cocks from those fields society will have to crush the confidence of small guys. A massive propaganda campaign will be undertaken, that will paint small cocked guys as being stupid, weak-willed and lazy. At first, no one will believe this, but eventually as more and more small cocked guys grow up with this kind of propaganda, they will start to believe it and they will act accordingly. They will basically take themselves out of the professional field.
The goal of all this is to create a short term small dicked underclass. This small dicked underclass will serve the large dicked upper class and perform the jobs that no one else wants to do. Eventually, this underclass will disappear, due to lack of offspring, and the country will be stronger for it. We won't care about the loss of menial labor, because we will have robots to do that for us.
Despite all the wives' tales and myths, you cannot predict the size of a man's penis by correlation to some other more readily observable body part or physical characteristic. To state the obvious, in tight pants, a small dick will typically appear small. In terms of behavior, I have noticed that men who have smaller than average penises are often unusually bashful about being seen naked in locker room situations. Before I catch hell for saying that, let me acknowledge that this is not always true.
u'r reading WAY too much into this. Go suck on a lollipop and enjoy the sugar rush.
Is this where I am supposed to register my name and address details to be exposed for being a tiny little bitch?
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