A guy is down at the Y taking a shower after a long hard workout. Several others start gathering around him-they're all 192% str8, not a himosexual amongst them- They're all craning and stretching to see the guy's meat. This is because they've heard he's only got a 1 inch penis. They can't believe it possible. He finally gets frustrated as his little nubber sticks out and he snaps at them (there are 29 of them by now and all naked as the day they were born): "What the hell's the matter with you guys? You never seen a hard-on before?"