small penises funny-looking?

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  1. Imported

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    jjdov26: would you well-hung guys concider smaller penises (like in the 3 to 5 inch range) to be kind of funny looking? like minature or like a little kids more than a "man's".

    I guess I'm wondering if looking at an 8 inch sausage hanging between your legs all your life has squewed the way a small or average fellow's looks in your eyes

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    Donk: I hate to say this because it probably comes across as arrogant or like I am into humiliation other people (which I am not), but the honest answer to your question is yes.
     
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    jumbo747jet: To be perfectly honest, I must admit that I find all penises funny looking things, sure, some are less hidious than others but I wouldn´t say that is just a matter of the size of it.
     
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    Probably not funny-looking, but instead something to pity out of knowing that said small individual doesn't hit the "average."
     
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    Shaolin: Average length and girth penises do look small to me. For the longest time I thought 8 inches was average, so my percepton was skewed. Too much porn....
     
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    thingsteal: At the gym a few years ago my best friend and I were showering. There was a fat guy wandering around without a towel on in the locker room and he was maybe an inch and a half, uncut. He was flaccid.

    My best friend caught a view of it and kept hitting me in the shoulder and commenting on "that piece of shrivelled-up bacon over there". I had to punch him in the shoulder and tell him to "shut the fuck up". It's not like the guy could help having that piece of shrivelled-up bacon as a penis. ;)

    My best friend = skewed

    Me = ya gotta deal with what god dealt ya
     
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    I wonder whether in actual fact the elephant's trunk looks far "funnier" than the little button.  

    Don't forget the classical view ... Greek statuary and renaissance sculpture such as Michaelangelo's David depict male beauty with a small delicate penis. Imagine them adorned with ugly outsized hosepipes such as some of us carry about. That would be far more likely to generate a belly laugh than any aesthetic apprecation.
     
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    jjdov26: when you see other guys in ther locker room and whatnot who are much smaller than you, like having 3 inch softies, does it seem to you that they pretty much dont look much different from the kids who haven't even hit puberty yet. (Except for the hair, if they dont shave it). Compared to you guys, guys with "Average" softies probably look more like 10 year olds than men
     
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    Slingshot: Quite frankly, yes, I do find them funny-looking, or at least, disproportioned. Normal sized ones look odd, and smaller than average ones look "wrong" but that's just my perception, based on the fact that I'm used to my own body, it's in no way a value judgement.

    There's a joke about a man and an elephant who for some reason end up seeing each other naked, and the elephant looks the man up and down and says, "How the hell do you breathe through that thing?". Sometimes I find myself thinking the same thing when I see other guys naked, eg at the change rooms at the gym.
     
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    Guerko: To me they look funny.
     
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    ruscorp: I have a funny looking small penis. ;D
     
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    Max, you took the words right out of my mouth. The aesthetics of Greece and Rome "demanded" small penises for statues and frescos. A large penis was considered ridiculous and animalic; only a grotesque satyre could "enjoy" such a "monstruosity" (see vases and pottery where self-sucking satyres  were depicted).

    Hm... again, all is relative. Imagine the LPSG members naked in an ancient Greece gym or a Roman palestra: everybody would laugh at us for being that hung. LPSGers would have been famous, though, in the world of sex and prostitutes due to their endowment... (Still, I bet they would have been also highly envied :p)

    BUT THOSE DAYS ARE GONE.  ;D We're free to enjoy our tools and TALK about them, LOL !
     
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    Those days may be gone, but I still find nothing funny-looking about David's little ho-ho; Michelangelo did a breath-taking job.
     
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    Truth thou spoke, Whopper. Michelangelo, Phydias, Myron, later Bernini - exquisite sculptures... with proportionate, decent penises. ;) ... sheesh, if someone would see this comment about sculpture. :eek: :p
     
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    Penises in general are funny-looking anyway. LOL
     
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    Oh, so THAT'S what happened to Venus's arms...
     
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    Shaolin: Yeah she had big penises on the end of them. ;)
     
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    Well, I was thinking more of cylinders falling off.

    Now, to wonder why David was uncut...
     
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    That one's easy. We know that David must've been circumcised. However, the Renaissance ideal of male beauty did not consider a cut cock to be aesthetically pleasing. Also, Michelangelo had probably never seen a circumcised penis in his life ... Jews were not particularly numerous in Florence.
     
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    pokjbv: For what is worth, in ancient pagan cultures, there were statues in the houses that had phalluses that were enormous and guests were expected to rub these when they entered, they were fertility icons and also put the right ideas into the heads of the guests. The ideal of the middle ages was different, it was dictated by the church and had sculptors wanted to use larger genitals they would not have gotten approval, that is David might have had a big one but the pope did not allow it. They were lucky to get any genitals shown at all. The ancient Greek statues that survive, and Roman, do so because the esthetic quality of the sculpture outwieghed the pornographic qualities in the eyes of the authorities that have had jurisdiction since then. The fact is that if you look at the paintings on pots from Greece you see many a penis, and some are huge and frankly sexual. Think of the art that has been vandalized and destroyed just because the penis was too large for comfort!

    As far as small ones go, they do look odd I suppose. But, I am gay, I don't spend as much time looking as I do touching, and they are no more odd than big ears, or little hands. For me there are two things that really count about a guy, his smile and how often he uses it, and the integrity of his heart and mind.

    In this thread you touch on the basis of LPSG. Size. I should start a thread that asks for a difinative and intelligent discussion of size. I have been to all the boards, and most of the threads and there are many nagging points, and questions about what constitutes large or small. It is relative, but is there a faction here that has had statistics and can discuss the bell curve? We all know our own size, and we all know what we like, but are there men that want to make a well educated discussion that can quantify it? Example, a man here with 12 inches looks down on a guy with only 9.5 inches, but in absolute terms a guy with 8 is large and outside of the average norm. Yet again there are statistically bound to be men with the fabeled 14 or 16 inches. I once had a lover with 3 inches, what would he make of all this?

    This has the potential to be the most interesting thread, and it is at the core of why this site and 10,000 others exist, along with a lot of human behavior which can be aborant in the extreme. If we can exclude a lot of anacdotal evidence and concentrate on just figuring out what is large, and what is less, then we might figure out why men with smaller dicks are so threatened by us. Or, why we are so sought after by people that cannot possibly have any other interest in us than the huge honker between our legs. We might also find out why some are larger than others, genetics sure, but that is not the whole answer. There has to be more.

    Meanwhile, it strikes me as wrong to speculate on the esthetic quality of a dick just for it's size, have you not all had enough of that? You should have seen my Dennis, 5 inches, but the prettiest five inches of real estate in cockopia. I do not wish to censor, never, but I hope you can also be kind in your speculation.
     
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