Small town/small dick?

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  1. Jake212guy

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    My parents left the city to live an idyllic country life in small-town Minnesota. I've visited them before although only for a couple of days. I just got back from an entire week with them. While there, I discovered that their community center has the most awesome pool in existence.

    Needing to work off some tension, I hit the pool for some laps everyday.

    The showers in the locker room are totally open. No dividers or stalls. Just a huge open room that has about 10 shower heads.

    So I'm showering every day and of course there was other traffic in there too. But I will swear on a fucking stack of bibles that not one...NOT ONE dick that bounced through that locker room was anything to catch anyone's. All were average at best.

    It's either a town full of 5000 grow'ers or big-dicked guys aren't in the gene pool there.

    Anyone else notice this?
     
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    Well, when you get used to seeing big dicks all the time (in porn, at LPSG, between your own legs), it might be easy to forget how many small-to-average sized guys there really are out there.

    Hey let me ask you this question: If there was a war tomorrow ... say us average guys got fed up with all the big boners out there and decided we were ready to cull the big-pricked herd ... which side would have the bigger army? In numbers (which would actually matter), by the way, not cock size.
     
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    My hometown has a population of just over 600 people. They're not all small in a small town. At least in my hometown they're not. The biggest one I ever saw came from this small place.
     
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    That's no more true than everyone in big cities having big dicks. (They don't.)
     
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    i'm sorry, but this has to be one the dumbest threads i've read on this site.
     
  6. D_Cock_Hudson

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    I agree.
     
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    I concur
     
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    I imagined your voice as Micheal cera saying that. I laughed.
     
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    lmfao.....yeah, like the fish tank theorem........ so living in small towns creates small tiny dicks........ a full, huge town creates ginormous monsters.....lol yeah right...
     
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    I'm sure they all saw you as a big city dick.
     
  11. dad4you

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    I think it would only apply, somewhat, if there were a lot of inbreeding going on in that town. Penis size seems to be genetic, so if growing a big penis isn't in the gene pool to start with, I think that affects what is going to be seen.
     
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