Smaller Cock, Bigger Paycheck

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Well, I meet the criteria. I make good money and am hung like a chipmunk.* My wife also makes good money. She's not hung, either.

Assuming the results are factual and not a spoof, it begs the question, "Why? What causes financial success to be inversely related to penis size?" An outgrowth of small penis compensation? But why not in other areas?

I played sports most my life, and, on average, most jocks fell within the normal size spectrum. The only exception would seem to be bodybuilding, and I personally have never seen that to be the case, at least overall.



* I can also confirm the related finding, that "8 inches was the optimal size for making a woman climax." I'm admittedly a rotten lay, at least as far as PIV sex. On the other hand, I am great at picking up women!
 
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I'm technically an independent contractor, but should probably be considered an employee since I really only work for one company. For years, I've been their go-to guy to fix what others can't or won't. I'm the relatively invisible "rock star" there who's basically their #2 and would likely be offered #1's job when he leaves -- but I don't care about that. I'm just a silly rabbit not motivated by titles, money or power -- so I have none of those things. I hope I don't change my mind so my dick doesn't shrink. lol
 

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Well, I meet the criteria. I make good money and am hung like a chipmunk.* My wife also makes good money. She's not hung, either.

Assuming the results are factual and not a spoof, it begs the question, "Why? What causes financial success to be inversely related to penis size?" An outgrowth of small penis compensation? But why not in other areas?

I played sports most my life, and, on average, most jocks fell within the normal size spectrum. The only exception would seem to be bodybuilding, and I personally have never seen that to be the case, at least overall.



* I can also confirm the related finding, that "8 inches was the optimal size for making a woman climax." I'm admittedly a rotten lay, at least as far as PIV sex. On the other hand, I am great at picking up women!

you use the chipmunk line often enough that I recognize it. I always picture a furry striped creature in a crotch. I applaud, and thank you for the giggle every time.
 

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I'm technically an independent contractor, but should probably be considered an employee since I really only work for one company. For years, I've been their go-to guy to fix what others can't or won't. I'm the relatively invisible "rock star" there who's basically their #2 and would likely be offered #1's job when he leaves -- but I don't care about that. I'm just a silly rabbit not motivated by titles, money or power -- so I have none of those things. I hope I don't change my mind so my dick doesn't shrink. lol

in our state, most employers misuse IC.
I’m adverse to boat rocking because of what happened in California. I’m not sure social security taxes half paid (compared to self employment tax, which is on my net) is worth giving up scheduling freedom.
But it they say you are to be there or control any aspect of what you do, you are an employee and they owe you back taxes.
 
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in our state, most employers misuse IC.
I’m adverse to boat rocking because of what happened in California. I’m not sure social security taxes half paid (compared to self employment tax, which is on my net) is worth giving up scheduling freedom.
But it they say you are to be there or control any aspect of what you do, you are an employee and they owe you back taxes.
Yup. There's a lot stuff like that happening at my company. I put up with it because I like the work and feel like I'm making a difference. When I stepped back because of micromanagement and lack of autonomy, things went downhill. If I did that now when so many more people rely on what I do, they might be SOL. Hopefully by next summer things will be better and I can move somewhere warmer and finally get health insurance and other benes at another company without feeling guilty.
 

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Found this while searching for something else, and had a chuckle.

The Sun article that the Post article is summarizing is much better I thought, primarily because it introduces some great new (to me) emoji peens:

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I don’t know why they would even publish this. There is not a big enough cohort for this to be a valid survey. 100 respondents where you would need at least 1000 to get a more accurate idea.
 

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I don’t know why they would even publish this. There is not a big enough cohort for this to be a valid survey. 100 respondents where you would need at least 1000 to get a more accurate idea.
I know, I know, I’m a trained mathematician. I put the sun and in post in the same category as The National Enquirer - not really news, more like comic books for boring people.

Like reality TV!

The informational equivalent to McDonald’s.
 
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