Smallest Dick You've Seen In Real Life

londonhas

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probably in the gym showers... one was an italian guy, 175cm tall and fit.. another was a scandinavian guy, 190 tall and kind of chubby. both were uncut, it was alike a small cone covering just a head.

of course no idea how big when they are hard.
 
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First off you are likely not going to get many answers as you are asking in "ask a straight man" who as a rule don't spend much time or have the opportunity to see other dicks in real life.

With that being said, the only way I have seen quite a bit in the flesh so to speak, both soft and hard, was when we were in the Lifestyle. Although I wasn't deliberately scrutinizing wang they were kind of difficult to miss when they were sliding in and out of my wife's mouth or pussy.

Anyway, likely the smallest I can recall would have to go to the male half of a couple we used to regularly play with.
Not only was his dick barely above a micro-penis when erect, but he had huge balls (and a huge stomach) which only made his rod look smaller.
In fact given his size and the fact my wife was taller than his and a lot of the other women he'd been with, they both told me they could only fuck a certain way missionary so she could feel it and it would stay in.

Even though she's been spoiled with bigger, she still enjoyed sex with him especially since he was good at oral and thus was quite popular at parties despite his "shortcomings".
 

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My smallest dick I have seen is my friend. We grew up together so we had seen each other naked while changing and so forth. My friends and I would mess with him and call him needle dick as it was very small and thin. He knew this was a problem and tried to see if he can do anything to make it bigger and thicker but nothing seemed to work. To this day after been married and having kids, we still call him needle dick.
 
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My smallest dick I have seen is my friend. We grew up together so we had seen each other naked while changing and so forth. My friends and I would mess with him and call him needle dick as it was very small and thin. He knew this was a problem and tried to see if he can do anything to make it bigger and thicker but nothing seemed to work. To this day after been married and having kids, we still call him needle dick.
Damn, you and your friends were savage lol. How many inches do you think he was soft?
 

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First wife and I, in our early 20s, were friends with another couple we'd gotten to know. Through a series of events, we ended up swapping every now and then. At the time my parents had a lake house and we would go to the lake on some weekends. He and I were pretty casual about nudity knowing neither wife was seeing anything for the first time. Before I ever saw him nude both of them had told me he had a little cock. When I saw it the first time I was almost shocked. About all you could see was the head. He did get to about 3 inches fully erect but he wasn't very satisfying. He did make up for it by being very oral, or so both women told me. Both of them still preferred a good hard fuck with a big dick though.
 

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Whose was it? How small? How'd you see it?
My wife and myself swing, we also offer a pretty unique cuckold experience which in latter years is predominantly the type of stuff we're involved with. I'm the Bull while my wife plays dominatrix/mistress to the cuck, we've had many couples where the guys are average or bellow in dick size but one of the smallest dicked guys has to be this guy to was an executive for a well known energy supplier here in the UK.
He was a short and very portly guy with a large belly which overhung his genitals in any case, as we got down to business the first glimpse of his junk revealed there was hardly anything visible whatsoever. What the guy had was a large fat pad under his belly which meant you couldn't distinguish his balls hardly and completely enveloped his penis to the point of what I'd say was flush to inverted. He had to lay back in a recliner to jerk himself as I went to work on his wife while my wife held his guts in an attempt to make it easier for the guy, even then with one of his hands trying to compress his fat pad he was only able to jerk with his other hand using his finger and thumb, I can't imagine how he coped jerking by himself. He only jerked the once through the whole session while the rest of the time he was submissive to my wife for humiliation and light bdsm etc.
 

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I used to know this one guy we'd known each other since we were school age. We hooked up with this chic one night. She gave him a quick blow job then she gave me some pussy.

After he left she said she felt sorry for his wife. I ask her why? She said cause he ain't got no dick. I said what do you mean? She said he was maybe 3 or 4 inches and not very thick. I said really. She said yeah, but you've got a big dick. I said thanks.
 
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Whose was it? How small? How'd you see it?
We were playing a strip drinking game where we would swap clothing. When my friend lost his boxers i saw his hard dick (he has to be cheered on to do them ) which was probably about two inches long. I could barely see it through his pubes. No wonder his gf kept on dropping the dice at my feet. She loved to crawl underneath the table to check out my fatty.
 
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My smallest dick I have seen is my friend. We grew up together so we had seen each other naked while changing and so forth. My friends and I would mess with him and call him needle dick as it was very small and thin. He knew this was a problem and tried to see if he can do anything to make it bigger and thicker but nothing seemed to work. To this day after been married and having kids, we still call him needle dick.

Smallest dick I've seen in real life would be my own tiny dick.

Like bighornso's friend I still live with the nickname "Pinkie" that my high school girlfriend gave me and "little guy" that the guys called me until they find out about Pinkie.

The first time my wife asked my friends where the nickname Pinkie came from and they said the size of my manhood, my wife giggled and said Pinkie was too generous of a name. They all burst out laughing and just like that my future wife was instantly everyone favorite girlfriend of mine.
 
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My wife and myself swing, we also offer a pretty unique cuckold experience which in latter years is predominantly the type of stuff we're involved with. I'm the Bull while my wife plays dominatrix/mistress to the cuck, we've had many couples where the guys are average or bellow in dick size but one of the smallest dicked guys has to be this guy to was an executive for a well known energy supplier here in the UK.
He was a short and very portly guy with a large belly which overhung his genitals in any case, as we got down to business the first glimpse of his junk revealed there was hardly anything visible whatsoever. What the guy had was a large fat pad under his belly which meant you couldn't distinguish his balls hardly and completely enveloped his penis to the point of what I'd say was flush to inverted. He had to lay back in a recliner to jerk himself as I went to work on his wife while my wife held his guts in an attempt to make it easier for the guy, even then with one of his hands trying to compress his fat pad he was only able to jerk with his other hand using his finger and thumb, I can't imagine how he coped jerking by himself. He only jerked the once through the whole session while the rest of the time he was submissive to my wife for humiliation and light bdsm etc.

hm... his initials weren't R.G. is it? intrigued :)
 
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Was in a pub toilet once and some random guy says to me "i think you got my share m8". Im like "you what m8?" He nodded down at our dicks and to my horror his penis was litterally a babies an inch maybe ?. Was like it had never grown with the rest of him. I didnt know this was possible. Awkwardly i said "shit man thats rough" zipped up and gtfo.
 

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My roomie. He’s uncut and he has just a stub pointing forward over his balls. He’s fit, got the looks, and he couldn’t care less that he’s small. He actually is kind of proud that he his size is uncommon. He has no problems stripping naked in shared showers and locker rooms to show it off.