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kurios said:
Why would anyone care who is the smallest/bigest/most average.
I sorta thought we got beyond this stuff long before we hit 18 the age required for being here!

If you would not care about cock sizes you woldn't be here I guess...
 

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cooliorox said:
lol, might as well be. I'm happy now...just thankful I'm not any smaller. :smile:

Well, if it makes you feel any better, you have me beat, at least thickness-wise. Hey--I paid to be a gold memebr--I figure I had to compensate SOMEHOW :tongue:
 

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Originally Posted by cooliorox
i guess im pretty average. Im 7" X 6.5". Im sure there are smaller.

Spladle said:
Nah, I doubt it. Looks like you win!

Hah! Counting down from this point: I am 6.5" long by 6.25" Girth

Give it a go for honesty, in honor of Doctor Bubbles!

Madame Zora, Inspectress General, can arbitrate any disputes.
 

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5"1/4 by 5" here i think thats small.....ladies your thoughts? please
 

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A few weeks ago I finally gave in to my secret fetish. For such a long time I have thought that I had a small penis. When its flaccid, its under 2 inches. About 5 inches totally erect. I had been toying with the notion of asking a woman who is straight forward and would tell me like it is. So I decided to see a mistress. I told her what I was seeking, and also for her to completely 100 percent honest with me. When I came in, before I got naked, I asked her a series of random questions just to see how honest she was so that I can gauge her sincerity.

I asked her about my looks and she said that I was on the cute side. She also said that I had nice arms and very nice leg muscles. She told me some other things that pretty much had me positive that she would be totally honest about my cock size. So next came the moment of truth... I was so nervous and excited. I took my clothes off and she stared at my cock for what seemed like a long time.

She told me to please myself while she watched so that she can see how big it was when it was erect. I got it hard and she measured it. Then, I asked her to be completely honest about my cock size and tell me straight up how she felt. I was almost shaking while waiting for her long anticipated reply...then she said:

"You have the smallest dick...penis I have ever seen. Well no wait, I've seen one a little bit smaller in my life, but in the last year I have seen about 200, and out of those 200, yours is definitely the smallest, tiniest dick. If I was dating you and saw it for the 1st time, I would honestly laugh and then make up an excuse that I had to leave... and then break it off with you."

I sat there speechless, thinking to myself that she had to be exaggerating ... so I said "Out of 200? The smallest? That has to be an exaggeration."

Then she said "No i'm not kidding you. Im not exaggerating. What do I have to gain by lying? I'm being completely honest. Maybe I havent seen exactly 200 in the least year, but I have definitely seen close to that, and yours is the smallest."

I had never been so humiliated in my life... and for some reason I felt so turned on by this. I almost cummed without even touching myself. There is no doubt in my mind that she was telling me the truth. I then had her say the exact same thing in my camera phone and recorded it. I listen to it all the time and I cum so hard when I hear her saying its the smallest she's seen out of 200 in the last year...
 

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smallpackage69, probably not many, (if any) average or smaller guys would visit a mistress like that. I'm sure she has skewed perception for such a comparison. Why don't you ask a urologist? You know they see thousands, and wouldn't be skewed to the large side. From what I have read 5" is very close to average.

The biggest question to me is: why would anyone come out and admit to being the smallest here (or anywhere else for that matter)? :confused: