It's interesting* how this site has evolved.
When this thread was started, nobody made a serious claim to being the smallest here. And now, we have 3 or 4 guys making that claim (which is just as unverifiable as a claim to be the biggest guy here).
And I'd be willing to bet that some of the claimants here are competitively fibbing in order to win the title of smallest.
* non judgmental word used deliberately.