Snakes on a Plane

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  1. caldron

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    I just saw Snakes on a Plane the other day at the theater. I actually liked it, seeing as how I went in with no expectations at all... ok... also, I might have been drinking. But I did enjoy it. Anyway, there was a scene where (not to give anything away) a guy gets bitten on the dick. A lot seemed to be shown, although it went by pretty fast. Funny as hell, but the guy was hot, too. There are also several good looking shirtless pics of various guys. Do you know if there's any way to get the pics before the movie comes out on DVD?
     
  2. I would just like to thank you for making a thread about this movie ... :rolleyes: I loved it ... bad acting ... Samuel L. Jackson ... corny lines ... I haven't laughed that hard in a theater in a long long time ... I highly recommend it :cool:
     
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    I liked the movie a lot. It was just what I expected. A lot of corny one liners with snakes bitting people in all kinds of gresome ways. Plus that scene with the girl in the bathroom with the nice pair tits wasn't bad either:beerchug2:
     
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    I think it would be fun to see but I'm not that crazy about snakes plus I will be flying to London in a couple of weeks and would prefer to wait and see it when I get home. Flying all night over the Atlantic and thinking about snakes on the plane may be a little too much, especially after a few drinks.:eek:
     
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    I expect that all the snakes in the movie are hung, except for the reptiles.
     
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    Isn't this the epitome of "high concept"? I can just imagine the meeting where the movie is pitched to a producer:

    Producer: "Ok, whaddya got for me today."
    Pitchman: "I got a good one. Three words. 'Snakes on a Plane'."
    Producer: "Interesting. What is it like?"
    Pitchman: "Its like, snakes on a plane, ya know?"
    Producer: "Yes, I see. Sounds great! Let's do it. Get Samuel Jackson."

    I mean what else do you need to know about this movie?
     
  7. nothing ... in fact you just made it sound much more complex than it really is ... :rolleyes:

    and I still love this movie
     
  8. I almost died in that scene ... the popcorn logged in my windpipe & refused to move as I began to have a giggle fit :biggrin1:
     
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    Classic American poor taste. Bleech.
     
  10. That's what I love about it ... it's just so shitty, it's funny (at least I thought it was ... but I have the ability to laugh at everything :rolleyes:)
     
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    I went to see this with one of my friends and we spent well over half of the movie waiting for samuel l jackson to sat "motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane". When he finally said it 3/4 of the way through the movie, we stood up in the theater and hi fived. I haven't acted like such an obnixious prick in a theater for a long time. The movie kicked motherfucking ass.
     
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    It's what's in my avatar!

    "mother#@$^&cking snakes on a plane!"
     
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    Ah good tog.

    That means you're easily amused.

    I don't think stupid premises are funny. It's simply a difference in our personalities. "It's all good" as we Americans say. :rolleyes:
     
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    Lol, TOG is a sweet kid... but for people to accept this movie as something other than a peice of shit, causes hollywood to think.... hmmm... What else can we jam snakes into?

    May 2007~Snakes on Train
    November 2007~ Snakes inThe Attic
    Feb2008~Snakes in my attic II: Revenge of the Pythons

    GOD PEOPLE@!@, We must stop this shit while we can. Samuel is a poor actor, the plot is bad, the acting is poor, and the special effects are iffy.:rolleyes:
     
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    Snakes on a cruise ship.
    Snakes in a spacecraft.
    Snakes on a yacht

    I think the transportation medium has to be somewhat isolated for it to work. Snakes in a taxicab doesn't quite have the scare potential. Nor does snakes on a bike, or snakes on a skateboard.
     
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    I am waiting for the inevital porno----"Snakes in their pants" :tongue:
     
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    LOL

    Get your mothafuckin hands on my mothafuckin snake!
     
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    You are NO fun...:biggrin1:
     
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    Most of the crowd stood up and cheered. Definitely my favorite moment of the week. Well, my favorite moment that I could tell my Mom about, anyway.

    Can you say "motherfucking" to your Mom?
     
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    You guys will like the remake about a bunch of gay men flying to Las Vegas for a convention:

    Cumming soon: "Trousersnakes on a Plane"
     
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