Snakes on a Plane

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caldron said:
I just saw Snakes on a Plane the other day at the theater. I actually liked it, seeing as how I went in with no expectations at all... ok... also, I might have been drinking. But I did enjoy it. Anyway, there was a scene where (not to give anything away) a guy gets bitten on the dick. A lot seemed to be shown, although it went by pretty fast. Funny as hell, but the guy was hot, too. There are also several good looking shirtless pics of various guys. Do you know if there's any way to get the pics before the movie comes out on DVD?

I used to love those no brain creature features where giant ants, toxic worms, cannibal slugs, mutant chickens terrorised neighbourhoods and attacked Joan Collins.
The low budget, hammy acting and poor special effects added to the atmosphere.
There was even a horror flick about killer RABBITS !
 

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Nelly Gay said:
I used to love those no brain creature features where giant ants, toxic worms, cannibal slugs, mutant chickens terrorised neighbourhoods and attacked Joan Collins.
The low budget, hammy acting and poor special effects added to the atmosphere.
There was even a horror flick about killer RABBITS !

Call Alex8, he loves films like this.:tongue:
 

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jeff black said:
Samuel is a poor actor, the plot is bad, the acting is poor, and the special effects are iffy.:rolleyes:

That was the point...It was supposed to be an intentionally awful movie. It's like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, with snakes in place of musical numbers. This isn't the kind of film you go into expecting a cohesive plot, top notch special effects, and quality acting. It's meant to be campy-and as far as cheesey goodness goes, it lays out a hell of a spread. It's supposed to be a good-bad movie. And on that note, it's the greatest movie in the history of cinema.

Casablanca, Titanic, Gone With The Wind...All good...But you know what they didn't have? Snakes. On a plane.
 
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x19dragostea84x said:
That was the point...It was supposed to be an intentionally awful movie. It's like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, with snakes in place of musical numbers. This isn't the kind of film you go into expecting a cohesive plot, top notch special effects, and quality acting. It's meant to be campy-and as far as cheesey goodness goes, it lays out a hell of a spread. It's supposed to be a good-bad movie. And on that note, it's the greatest movie in the history of cinema.

Casablanca, Titanic, Gone With The Wind...All good...But you know what they didn't have? Snakes. On a plane.

My thoughts exactly ... and I'm going to see this movie again on Friday ... with 12 other people (who have all seen it before) ... and I'm going to love it :tongue:
 

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jeff black said:
Lol, TOG is a sweet kid... but for people to accept this movie as something other than a peice of shit, causes hollywood to think.... hmmm... What else can we jam snakes into?

May 2007~Snakes on Train
November 2007~ Snakes inThe Attic
Feb2008~Snakes in my attic II: Revenge of the Pythons

GOD PEOPLE@!@, We must stop this shit while we can. Samuel is a poor actor, the plot is bad, the acting is poor, and the special effects are iffy.:rolleyes:
One of those has actually been done...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_Train
 

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that_other_guy said:
My thoughts exactly ... and I'm going to see this movie again on Friday ... with 12 other people (who have all seen it before) ... and I'm going to love it :tongue:
tog,
Your postings are always funny even when you are not trying to be. Its the impetuousness of youth, I guess. Now don't tell me people are going to this movie in groups and yelling the lines out loud already?
 
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JustAsking said:
tog,
Your postings are always funny even when you are not trying to be. Its the impetuousness of youth, I guess. Now don't tell me people are going to this movie in groups and yelling the lines out loud already?

ok ... I won't tell you that they are ... :rolleyes:
 

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Nothing in the world would get me to go to this film.
I'd rather think about a guy I sat next to on a flight to
Los Angeles once... He had a major bulge in his pants
that got slightly larger as he slept. I couldn't stop
staring at it.

Now THAT was one of the more memorable SNAKES
ON A PLANE!


THK :cool:
 

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Glansman said:
Do people actually pay good money to go in and SEE dross like this?

Like Rocky Horror,
this movie is so awful,
it loops back to great.

We all know it's shit,
but that is part of its charm.
It's so bad, it's good!
 

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WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE HUNKY BEEFY DELICIOUS GUY IN THE BATHROOM !!WHAT A HOTTIE AND THANK GOD I OWN THE MOVIE I PERSONALLY THOUGHT IT KICKED ASS PERIOD!!THAT HUNKY GUY UNDER WITNESS PROTECTION AND THE DELICIOUS MORSEL WHO WAS HOT AS HECK WHO WENT IN THE BATHROOM AND GOT HIS DICK BIT OFF!!!I WISH I WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT SNAKE I WOULD HAVE DONE A LOT MORE THAN BIT IT!!!:redface: :redface: :wink: :wink: :tongue: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:
 

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WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE HUNKY BEEFY DELICIOUS GUY IN THE BATHROOM !!WHAT A HOTTIE AND THANK GOD I OWN THE MOVIE I PERSONALLY THOUGHT IT KICKED ASS PERIOD!!THAT HUNKY GUY UNDER WITNESS PROTECTION AND THE DELICIOUS MORSEL WHO WAS HOT AS HECK WHO WENT IN THE BATHROOM AND GOT HIS DICK BIT OFF!!!I WISH I WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT SNAKE I WOULD HAVE DONE A LOT MORE THAN BIT IT!!!:redface: :redface: :wink: :wink: :tongue: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

A. Stop raping the caps lock. No means no.

B. The guy who got his dick bitten off was Taylor Kitsch. Only reason I know that is because he was in The Covenant...
 

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No it wasn't that was the dude who went in the bathroom with that blonde chick.I was asking who the gorgeous hunk was that strutted to the bathroom alone:he was the one that said get off my blank you f-ing p-.Do you remember him now.