sneaky pubes

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  1. Imported

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    bigcock: Do any of you guys like to low ride in your jeans, shorts or swimwear out in public? Do you like to accidently show off a few pubes? What's the reaction you get? How low have you gone? Do you like to walk around the house with a few dick hairs on display? Tell me about it!!!
     
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    I haven't and don't want to, but it reminds me of an incident when I was standing in line at a convenience store. My eyes wandered to a lovely female form, as they often do, and this petite woman had these low rider jeans on. As I looked closer I realized that they were REALLY low, to the point where you could see wisps of dark pubic hair peeking out the upper edge. A flurry of thoughts raced through my head, like "Is she showing off?", "Would she freak out if she knew it was exposed?" and "Does she do this often?" Wow!

    Then my eyes travelled upward and when I saw her face, I realized she couldn't have been older than about 14. I looked away and immediately felt like a dirty old man or something. Weird.
     
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    I personally wax and trim mine. Sometimes after I've waxed, I like to peel the furry wax off the strip and attach it to my face, then it's off to the fanciest restaurant in town. Sure people look at me a little funny, but man I love me some pubes glued to my face, lemmie tell ya. Once one of the little bit's of fuzzy wax fell off my face into a ladies drink, then she beat me half to death with a cocktail straw. My spleen still hurts.
     
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    I don't ride my jeans low, but I've now and then noticed I have pubes poking out between the buttons of my 501's.
     
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    SL55///AMG: Some of the topics in here get dumber and dumber....
     
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    Tend to happen when the trolls attack.
     
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    My advice to anyone wearing low riders---please have the body for them!

    And, i concure that this is a dumb question for lpsg -- but not the dumbest person on lpsg.

    funny shit ashlar---i'm liking your posts :)
     
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    I'd heard that gay guys were pretty fragile... :p

    *hides from response to inflammatory comment*
     
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    Hungthick: Thanks ;P

    TotallyCurious: In my case, it's so true. *looks all meek and vulnerable*
     
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    Hungthick: Thanks ;P

    TotallyCurious: In my case, it's so true. *looks all meek and vulnerable*
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    *hugs Ashlar maternally* There, there, let Madame make it all better.
     
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    TripodMillenium: There there...... I'm sure me and Herble should be able to beat down anyone who tries to hurt you.... :D
     
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    *hugs Ashlar maternally* There, there, let Madame make it all better.
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    *rests his head upon Madame's bosom*
    *schniff*
    *schniff schniff*
    *cheers up*

    Wow, those things really can cheer a guy up :) So soft and squishy ... SQUISHY!!!

    *calms himself*
     
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    Indeed? Well don't bruise his schlong with all that beating ;) I know how the two of you operate :p
     
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    A bit of advice with sneaky pubes: Remove any hair which might sneak out.
     
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    You can easily tell which ones are sneaky, they're the ones wearing bandanas on their faces.
     
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    *rests his head upon Madame's bosom*
    *schniff*
    *schniff schniff*
    *cheers up*

    Wow, those things really can cheer a guy up :) So soft and squishy ... SQUISHY!!!

    *calms himself*
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    *grateful for having a squishy chest*

    Well, my moods run from passive to agressive, so I don't know what I like more- Ashlar's head on my chest, or Tripod and Herble beating the crap out of some anonymous asshole. It's a toss-up.
     
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