Sneezing and the Balls

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  1. B_mitchymo

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    How many of you guys have experienced the intense pain in the balls after having a powerful sneeze? I'm sure it is not unique to me as intense coughing has the same effect.
    I know it is no comparison but it makes women laugh when they ever say 'you will never know how painful giving birth can be' and i turn around and say 'and you will never know the pain of sneezing'.
     
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    I believe there is another post about this same thing in the Health section.
     
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    Well that's nice, i don't make a habit of looking for posts that may be the same due to the search function being bad AND if we did'nt have 'repeat' threads then i suspect the forums would become stale eventually.

    What is it with people and anamosity towards threads that have been done before?
     
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    As long as you don't start another thread about Mario Lopez you will be safe with me. And this sneezing thing...never happened to me!
     
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    Did you know it is impossible to sneeze with both eyes open?
     
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    Aaaahhh, i wondered why i only ever sneezed when i'm winking! :tongue:
     
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    gazuntite-y whities. :laughing:

    i am so funny *whew*

    Mitchymo, i did a quick search of the LPSG and turn up doodly on sneezing with crotch ouch.

    i did find two very cool threads i wanna read through. i learned that lots of guys sneeze after they cum. i found a couple of threads on hernias, ya don't wanna sneeze after a hernia operation... so like schedule any naughty bit nips & tucks around hay fever season.

    Urologychannel.com might be the place to find info.
     
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    Ummm you may have a hernia dude. Go see a doctor.
     
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    nah, it happens only when i have an intense sneeze and it's happened on occassion for as long as i can remember, this must of happened to other guys before surely...if it was a hernia then surely i could'nt get away with leaving it for over a decade
     
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    Never heard of that before Mitch. Am with you though about ball pain. I kind of jumped into a Miata convertible last weekend, being cool (not), and oh mother... The pain in my balls was worse than the pain of my bruised ego. (people laughed.. no sympathy.. wonderful friend I have!)
     
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    Mitchy, lacking balls I've never experienced this but I have seen this happen.

    A group of us were hanging around before a movie when my friend let out a shockingly loud sneeze. We all turned to look at him and watched as he curled in on himself and dropped to his knees, clutching himself, tears silently streaming.

    The testicles are capable of moving up and down in the scrotum to help regulate temperature and such. My guess is that a particularly powerful sneeze can yank on the suspension, so to speak, and if your balls are in the wrong position or tight pants (his were) that they aren't free to move with the motion and pain results.

    Perhaps this was more common in the 70s.
    *shrug*

    I'm probably way off base as this is just an explanation I pulled out of my ass.
     
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    Yes Mitchy, i can relate, tho only when a really powerful sneeze, i also used to have ball/groin pain when i shot a powerful load also.
     
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    Or maybe you only wink, when you have to sneeze?:tongue:


    Dude you are way too old to be playing like Luke Duke. :tongue:


    Used to? :confused: How did you stop that from happening? Change in diet? Lovers? Shower gel? Come on, fess up, Mitchymo is in pain.:frown1:

     
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    Excuse you! But this is the reason I own a convertible so that I can do this at my whim, and I think I'm a tad older than vince!
     
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    I've had it happen, but only with a really intense sneeze. It may have just been my thighs smacking against my balls though.
     
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