Snow White And The Boys

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  1. windtalkerways

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    One day, the seven dwarfs are coming home after a hard days work. As they approach the house, they hear some sounds coming from the garden. Their curiosity aroused, they stand on each others shoulders until, finally, one of them can see over the garden wall.

    The dwarf at the top sees Snow White and the prince sitting and talking in the garden. He says to the dwarf whose shoulder he is standing on, "Snow White is with the Prince."

    This in turn gets passed down, dwarf to dwarf, "Snow White is with the Prince." "Snow White is with the Prince." "Snow White is with the Prince." "Snow White is....." (and so on) until it has reached all the dwarfs.

    Then the dwarf at the top says: "They're kissing." Again the chain starts: "They're kissing." "They're kissing." "They're kissing." "They're ......."

    "He's taking off her clothes." "He's taking off her clothes." "He's taking off her clothes." "He's taking off............"

    "They're both nude now." "They're both nude now." "They're both nude now." "They're both........."

    "He's about to enter her." "He's about to enter her." "He's about to enter her." "He's about to.........."

    At this point Snow White hears a sound near the wall and she gets up to investigate. The dwarf at the top sees this and says, "She's Coming." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I." "So am I."
     
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    Ha Ha HA !!!!!!

    :tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
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    :tongue22: Good one, Windtalker!
     
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    Why, those little dicks!
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    And what was her reaction when they asked what she thought about a little fuck?

    "Hello, you little fucks!"
     
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    :biggrin1:

    You never know...the dwarves might
    all have been really 'packing' in those
    tights! :tongue:
     
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