Yeah, man, you do have an outstanding butt!! If you didn't have an ass, you'd have to hold on to a rope attached to your bathroom wall, otherwise you'd fall in the toilet when you were dropping a loaf.

AND yes you are a bit sinister.... but that's what makes you so interesting.
I actually told my g/f about you the other day. Of course, not everything, because she has no clue I'm bi. I told her you were one of the coolest dudes on a website I chat on. She laughed and said, " if she didn't know better, she'd think I had a boy crush on you." I just laughed, and told her she better keep up the great work in the sack or I might play for the other team.
Seriously, you're not only a real laid back, sweet as hell dude, but I think you're sexy as Artful Dodger!! :tongue::wink: