So another guy felt up my johnson today...

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    It was interesting, didn't really feel like anything. He wore protection.



    I call that man my Dr.:biggrin1:

    Good news, no hernia!! And, I didn't get an erection at all.:cool:
     
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    You must be relieved to have passed both tests today B
     
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    yea!!! glad to hear you're in tip top shape....and congrats on not getting a hardcock
     
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    Haha, and here I was thinking that you had joined the dark side. =p

    Last time I got a hernia check it was from a woman in her mid-sixties... oh the joy.
     
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    Sure am!

    Need to cut back on the caffeine, but other than that, tip top.

    And that might be the only time I'll be congratulated on NOT getting a hardcock.:tongue:

    That was a little deceiving wasn't it?:biggrin1:

    Fun indeed!! The nurse that was helping me beforehand was kinda hot. She gave me an ekg test, so she saw me shirtless. Then another cute nurse pricked me, to get some blood samples.:cool:

    I was worried about possible thyroid problems, that's the reason for those tests.
     
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    congrats on not having a hernia... i had two inguinal hernias in high school.. and had surgeries within two years of each other.. not very fun :( recovery time though is surprisingly quick though, if you ever have to have surgery. it's outpatient at most hospitals now, so you'll get to go home the same day. you'll feel like shit for the first few days, but after about a week you'll feel a lot better. or maybe i felt better because of all the hydrocodone they gave me :O
     
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    I've played sports in the past, which usually require a physical and a ball check, but that was honestly the first time I've ever had to whip it out and get checked. Was really no big deal at all, like some people like to make it. I thought me of all people would get erect, because I manage to get hard when the wind blows:tongue:, but no big deal at all.

    Lets hope that prostate exam goes just as smoothly!:tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    VVVVVEEEERRRRRYYYYY lucky doctor, Mr. Hardcock!!

    Dude, I love the way your bush is growing in, BTW.
    When are you ever gonna show us an ass shot? I can tell by your profile shots, you've got an outstanding ass!!
     
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    Also, that was a bit cheeky with your thread title. When I saw the title and who wrote it, I thought ....... well you know what I thought. I'm still laughing over how you got me.
     
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    Actually, I DON'T have an outstanding ass. I don't even think I have an ass.:redface:
     
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    Sinister, am I.:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh the trechery :biggrin1: Mr. Hardcock, you're such a jokester.
     
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    In the Huge Tits On A Thin Body thread
    Haha - my first reaction to this thread was, you were maybe walking down the street or standing in line at the DMV or something, and some random dood just stopped and felt up your johnson...
     
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    Yeah, man, you do have an outstanding butt!! If you didn't have an ass, you'd have to hold on to a rope attached to your bathroom wall, otherwise you'd fall in the toilet when you were dropping a loaf. :eek:
    AND yes you are a bit sinister.... but that's what makes you so interesting.
    I actually told my g/f about you the other day. Of course, not everything, because she has no clue I'm bi. I told her you were one of the coolest dudes on a website I chat on. She laughed and said, " if she didn't know better, she'd think I had a boy crush on you." I just laughed, and told her she better keep up the great work in the sack or I might play for the other team.
    Seriously, you're not only a real laid back, sweet as hell dude, but I think you're sexy as Artful Dodger!! :tongue::wink:
     
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    Teehee!:biggrin1:

    :rofl:

    Oh, you smooth talker, you! Thanks!!:redface:

    If I were naked, my whole body would be blushing.:tongue:
     
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    You horrible man. To get me all excited with a thread tittle like this and let me down by saying it was just a regular Dr check up

    :buttkick:
     
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    You were happy to think another man (not my Dr.) felt me up?

    Are you jealous?:wink:
     
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    I wont say jealous, but i was hoping for a video of the event (if it wasnt your Dr.)
     
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