So...How Did You Break Your Arm?

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Conditions were perfect...12° below,
    no feeling in the toes, basic numbness
    all over..the "Tell me when we're
    having fun" kind of day.

    One of the women in the group
    complained to her husband that
    she was in dire need of a rest room.
    He told her not to worry, that he was
    sure there was relief waiting at the
    top of the lift in the form of a powder
    room for female skiers in distress.

    He was wrong, of course, and the
    pain did not go away. If you've
    ever had nature hit its panic button
    in you, then you know that a
    temperature of 12° below doesn't
    help matters. With time running out,
    the woman weighed her options.
    Her husband, picking up on the
    intensity of the pain, suggested that
    since she was wearing an all-white
    ski outfit, she should go off in the
    woods and no one would even notice.
    He assured her that the white would
    provide more than adequate camouflage.

    So she headed for the tree line, began
    lowering her ski pants and proceeded
    to do her thing.

    If you've ever parked on the side of
    a slope, then you know there is a right
    way and wrong way to set your skis
    so you don't move. Yep, you got it!
    She had them positioned the wrong
    way.

    Steep slopes are not forgiving...even
    during the most embarrassing moments!
    Without warning, the woman found
    herself skiing backward, out-of-control,
    racing through the trees...somehow
    missing all of them and onto another
    slope.

    Her derrière and legs were still bare,
    her pants down around her knees
    and she was picking up speed all
    the while. She continued backwards,
    totally out-of-control, creating an
    unusual view for the other skiers, to
    say the least! The woman skied back
    under the lift and finally collided violently
    with a pylon. The bad news was that
    she broke her arm and was unable to
    pull up her ski pants.

    At long last her husband arrived, putting
    an end to her nudie show, then summoned
    the ski patrol. They transported her to a
    hospital. While in the emergency room,
    a man with an obviously broken leg was
    put in the bed next to hers.

    "So, how'd you break your leg?" she
    asked, making small talk.

    "It was the stupidest thing you ever
    saw," he said. "I was riding up this
    ski lift and suddenly, I couldn't believe
    my eyes! There was this crazy woman
    skiing backwards, out-of-control, down
    the mountain, with her bare bottom
    hanging out of her pants! I leaned over
    to get a better look and fell out of the
    lift."

    "So, how'd you break your arm?"
     
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