And no, alcohol was not involved Had rented a nice light little 16" Husqvarna to deal with big branches fallen during storms the last few days here. Had the heavy work done, and was gettin all Benihana on some little branches as more rain was comin when my left hand got in the way... My pinky and ring fingers got it across the second knuckles. 25 stitches in my ring finger to close it, but only 5 in the pinky so far as a hand specialist needs to inspect the knuckle tomorrow or Monday - a chunk of its cartilage is gone now. Kids: do not get all Benihana! Haste make waste! Fuckin lucky I didn't lose em... shit. The anesthetic is wearing off... I'm gonna have some beer now.