So I have this friend...

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  1. b737900er

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    Let's call him Will...Will and I have been friends for a long time. He's extremely cute, has a great body and more importantly, a huge uncut cock and a massive set of balls.

    I have a huge crush on Will. He's extremely homophobic. I have tried on numerous occassions to get a look at his equipment. The only time that I had any success was when he was getting changed and I had left my webcam running and it recorded everything.

    I really would like to try and cop a feel, or at the very least, take a good look, up close and personal. Any advice?

    Also, I found that Will is extremely adapt at writing X-Rated e-mail....he wrote something to a former girlfriend on my laptop and made the mistake of leaving it there. I found it, and let me say this....it was hot stuff...it made me want to see his cock and balls even more. (If interested, let me know and I will post the letter with the names redacted.)

    Short of setting up a camera and hiding it so I can catch him in the shower, I'm not sure that I will ever be able to get what I want.

    Any advice?
     
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    hehe, go and do some gym or sport with him and hit the showers together, have a good conversation ;-)

    show us the letter ;-)
     
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    This sounds like an accident waiting to happen, at best.
     
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    If he likes to drink - you could try getting him drunk. Make sure its nearer to your place and offer him the sofa.
    Please, post a still or clip from the video you caught ..... but make sure his identity is secure, otherwise..... well I wouldn't want to be in your shoes if/when he finds out.
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    Agreed re: protecting his ID...

    Here is the letter:

    Hey hun, hope all is well. You forgot to wake me up this morning again. I was wondering where you were. Anyways i have some spare time right now so i thought i would share with you the dream i had the other night. I think i would be kinda embarrased telling you this to your face because of what it involves. It was kinda weird and kinky to me and it sorta goes against everything that we have been taught about making sure we make it to the bathroom on time when we need to go. I dont know why but at the same time it turned me on like i havent felt before. I hope this turns you on and is not grossed out by it. If it does turn you on, let me know in your reply if you wanna try it or not, it may actually open a door to a new kind of pleasure for you.

    I would like to try it on you because a number of years ago a female friend of mine once told me that you would experience a more explosive orgasm having your pussy licked, massaged and sucked on with a full bladder. Saying this made me rock hard now. My face is so red now because i have no idea what your reaction to this is. If you think its gross just tell me but dont think im a disgusting guy or anything, i think its your naughtiness and dirtyness that turns me on about this. Anyways i will get right to it and hopefully i can remember everything. Here it goes:


    There was this one night where i was done work in 10 mins. You called my phone and left an urgent message and texted me numerous times to check my messages. So when i was done, i hopped into my car and checked your message, all you said was hurry home as fast as you can. I thought to myself, i wonder what she meant by that, and at the same i hoped everything was ok. I started to dial our home number when my battery in my cell phone had died. The only thing i thought of now is to boot it home as fast as i can. So i started heading home, traffic was so slow and congested, i was getting more and more eager to get to you because i hoped you weren't in trouble. About half way home traffic eased up and after much patience i was finally home.


    I got to the front door and thought hmmm thats weird, I dont see any lights. I put my key into the door, unlocked it and walked in. I found out right there and then why the lights were not on. You lit a million candles in every room of our home. Then at that moment i saw you, facing me sitting on the couch in a white bra and a pair of really skimpy bikini panties (my favourite)I could almost see everything and I thought WOW. I said hi sweetheart, just as i said that you told me to walk over to you. When i got to you i noticed that you were holding the front of your panties with 2 fingers, I knelt down and asked if you were ok. You leaned forward, gave me a beautiful kiss, then knibbled on my one ear and whispered to me to take everything off and take you to the shower. Then you whispered again, you had lots to drink and is really desperate to go wee but you want me to do something first. I thought ok, you have never done this before but I am willing to try anything you want.


    I got everything off, took you by the hand and you led me into the washroom. You put on some soft music walked up to me and pulled my face into your breasts and asked me to suck on your nipples for a minute. As i did that you reached down and started massaging my cock and balls.Just then you took off your bra and hopped into the tub with your panties on. I said hun you forgot your panties, you said dont worry, you wanted me to remove them later. I thought ok. By now i had such a huge hard on i thought i was going to explode. You asked me to sit in the tub, so i did. Then facing the wall you spread your legs a bit and lowered your ass and crotch to me so that i can see everything. You gave me a quick kiss and asked to start rubbing the front of your panties, so i started and immediately felt that they were damp because you let a little spurt into them earlier. You start to telling me how wonderful this feels and you start to moan a little. After about 10 mins i got under you, grabbed you with both my hands and burried my face into your panties, I thought to myself they smelled so wonderful I was gonna cum right there.

    I start massaging your clitoral area with my tongue and putting it in deep at times. Your now moaning even louder and louder and telling me its gonna make you cum so fast. Just then as im sucking your clit through your panties, i felt them get warm and wet with a bit of a tangy taste. I knew you spurted some more as you were nearing the breaking point as you were so desperate. You told me to keep going and said that you hope i didnt mind the little warm surprise on my tongue. I said hun, that has got to be one of the hottest and most daring things you've done. And i kept going getting faster, then you got down and grabbed my rock hard cock and started sucking the life out of it. Stroking it up and down and massaging my balls at the same time. You told me you need to let loose and watch out, so i prepared myself and sure enough, your flood gates opened. Your warm nectar cascading out of your panties and onto me. I was surprised because it came out so quick, just your crotch was wet and everything else was dry. It was hot. You said sorry babe, i said no problem I dont care it washes off later. But to watch you flood your panties was the most amazing and hottest thing i have ever seen. You asked me to clean you a little so i sucked on your panties and licked you clean.

    Just then you got up a bit, reached between your legs, moved your panties to the side and shoved my huge hard cock into your soaking wet pussy. You start moving up and down faster and faster as i grab you and make sure i go real deep into you, you starting moaning real loud and almost start screaming a bit. I am almost ready to cum and i ask you if your ready, just then i feel your pussy muscles tense up as you say to me, "here we go hun" You start cumming the same as i do releasing my hot love into you, we starting kissing so deep touching each others tongues at the same time. I then said "babe, you are the most amazing woman i had ever seen and known, this was amazing and you are mine forever and I love you so much". You asked me to remove your panties, so i got under you again and got ahold of the crotch with my teeth and slowly pulled them off you. I put your panties on the counter and then we had an amazing warm shower together where we kissed endlessly.

    When we were done we both dryed each other off and brushed our teeth. I put on a pair of boxers and you put those panties back on. I asked you hun why did you put those back on, you said to me "babe when we make love in the morning, i want you to remember the wonderful night we had when you take them off again". I replied "baby you are out of this world and you are the heart that keeps me going, I love you so much". We got into bed and we gave each other a few passionate kisses and said goodnight, sleep well and see ya in the morning. Love you. (I couldnt wait till the morning)


    So there you go sweetheart, that was my dream. I hope i didnt gross you out infact i hope it made you hot and horny. If it turned you on, I would love it if you did that to me. You would send me to heaven. Baby i love you so much and i cant wait to have fun like this and all the other fun in the world. Cant wait to talk to you tonight as i miss you so so much, you are my world sweetheart. Bye bye for now.

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    Rather steamy, isn't it?
     
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    My advice is to drop it. Not only because you SHOULD respect his privacy, but because I agree with Nick, it is just a huge mess waiting to happen.
     
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    Wow he writes a very long dirty email. I suppose since it's recipeint is a woman that's probably a good thing ;D
     
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    I'd like to be that girl!
     
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    Fictitious stories.
     
  10. dolfette

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    ''any advice on how i can sexually assault him without getting my lights punched out? or how i can invade his privacy for my sexual kinks without him finding out?''

    yeah, great thread.
     
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    This ^^.

    Move on, nothing good can come of this.
     
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    Interesting thread potential, but I think you should move on.
     
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    I realize that some of you are projecting me to be some sort of sexual satist intent on doing bad things - That isn't the case. I just feel extremely close to this individual and I have always had the feeling that under the right circumstances, he might be curious and willing to experiment. I just wanted some advice on how to best facilitate this sort of exploration.
     
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    you've given no indication of this whatsoever (apart from saying he's "extremely homophobic") and so I stand by what I said.
     
  15. dolfette

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    ahhh, ok...

    ''how can i make my completely straight friend a bit gay, because i want to play with his todger, even though he's obviously very anti-gay?''
     
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    This is seriously uncool. If someone did this to me, I'd have their head on a platter.
     
  17. dolfette

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    ubercreepy
     
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    Your feelings aren't unusual. As evidenced by similar threads that appear every day. In this case though he has done nothing to encourage you. This is very likely to end very badly.
     
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