and he's "straight". But the thing is, when he gets drunk, he tells me he loves me, and says stuff like I'd like his dick and how big his dick is, and that he'd love to put it up my ass and all this, and I play it off because, he's drunk, lol. Thing is, he's said this stuff when he's sober too. But he's clearly straight, and he's had a history with a string of girlfriends. But he's told me I'm the only guy he's ever wanted to fuck, but then he'll go on later so homophobic, I just kinda dismiss it, and I play it off. But like we'll be on the phone together and he won't even leave the phone, when he's pissing and it's so hot or he'll mention that he has a raging hardon randomly. So the thing is, I care about him as a friend, but damn if I'm not majorly turned on when he gets going about his dick. So mostly I just dismiss it, because I know he's drunk, but do you have any ideas on how I can broach the subject with him that I wouldn't mind so much if he did do exactly as he told me he wants to do? lol I dunno if he'd freak out or not, it's weird. But I want him, lol.