So I misunderstood my GF this morning

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Apparently when she yelled, "I'm so fucking wet!!Give it to me now!!" I thought she meant give her an umbrella.
I don't even want to think about what you did with that umbrella:eek:
oh....you meant because it was raining....
Now I get it. :smile:
I'm...guessing you didn't like it?:confused: gee, that's really all you hadda say rather than bringin' another of my threads here.
But it draws more attention from the loons to that McDonnies post......



Okay, okay, okay. I admit it was funny (as was your other 1). Don't know if you write them yourself or get them from somebody but you keep the laughs rolling. Thank you.
 

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I don't even want to think about what you did with that umbrella:eek:
oh....you meant because it was raining....
Now I get it. :smile:

But it draws more attention from the loons to that McDonnies post......



Okay, okay, okay. I admit it was funny (as was your other 1). Don't know if you write them yourself or get them from somebody but you keep the laughs rolling. Thank you.
Well, I handed it to her, but what SHE did with it is her own business.
And thanks for liking it, pal!
 

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You should have called her fat & told her to wipe the ketchup off her double chin....... that's your m.o., isn't it?
Can't be any worse than YOUR MO; dating an ignorant 30 yr old chimp in a blonde wig and fake tits who has a reading comprehension problem(BTW, my sister is redhead and married and has a degree in two states before you even think it.)
 

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Can't be any worse than YOUR MO; dating an ignorant 30 yr old chimp in a blonde wig and fake tits who has a reading comprehension problem(BTW, my sister is redhead and married and has a degree in two states before you even think it.)

Your mom's tits are real..... ask anybody. They've all had their hands on them.
 

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Can't be any worse than YOUR MO; dating an ignorant 30 yr old chimp in a blonde wig and fake tits who has a reading comprehension problem(BTW, my sister is redhead and married and has a degree in two states before you even think it.)

Tool.

If you're going to insult me... At least go with something applicable. I'm not blonde... Haven't been in many years. My tits are very obviously real (I'm not entirely surprised that you can't tell the difference, though. It's probably difficult when you've never touched a tit in your life. Poor guy). As for my "reading comprehension problem"... Really? I don't appreciate the nonsense you spew. I understand it perfectly... I just think you're a simple-minded fool :)

You should have just called me fat or something. It wouldn't have taken your feeble mind an hour to come up with ;). Next time, little buddy. Next time.
 

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Oh and as for your sister and her "degrees"... Degrees aren't state specific. She should have researched that mail correspondence cosmetology license a little better before she pissed away her life savings :( My "ignorant" self was in college as a Cultural Anthropology major by the time I was 15. So... Mmmyeah... About that...
 

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Your mom's tits are real..... ask anybody. They've all had their hands on them.
How the hell would YOU KNOW? I thought you didn't like anybody ELSE'S MOM'S for whatever except YOURS.
And as for my sister and her law degrees, well don't you impress me too much with your reading comprehension there, Snarky; she's got them in two states. Both passed in under six months.
 

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Tool.

If you're going to insult me... At least go with something applicable. I'm not blonde... Haven't been in many years. My tits are very obviously real (I'm not entirely surprised that you can't tell the difference, though. It's probably difficult when you've never touched a tit in your life. Poor guy). As for my "reading comprehension problem"... Really? I don't appreciate the nonsense you spew. I understand it perfectly... I just think you're a simple-minded fool :)

You should have just called me fat or something. It wouldn't have taken your feeble mind an hour to come up with ;). Next time, little buddy. Next time.
Hey, you & that muscle bound moron brought this on when YOU actually thought my joke meant the teller was insulting and teasing the handicapped girl, when they just put the not so good looking girl for teasing her, so why don't YOU try something else, mmkay?That's what I meant by your reading comprehension problem, that's why you're getting this, cause you totally misconstrued the whole thing; Read it from start to finish, IDIOT.
In the meantime tho, get fucked the both of you; you're both the status quo of problem childs.
'Nuff said. and on a closding note, since you clearly have just demonstrated with flying colors that your reading comprehension skills are not as par excellant as your wildest wet dreams, she went to LAW SCHOOL, and works for a law firm in NYC.
Now i got what i wanted to say out of my system, and therefore wish nothing more to do with either of you, so have fun in whatever, pity you can't say anything I'll see since you're on IGNORE.
Well, TTYL.
 
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You should have called her fat & told her to wipe the ketchup off her double chin....... that's your m.o., isn't it?
M.O. stands for Modus Operandi, the mode a criminal acts;modus operandi.
Are you now inferring that in the story that I posted, relayed from someplace else, the way the joke was written, should be considered a criminal for scolding an overweight unattractive woman because she was bullying a mentally handicapped child?
You will recall the woman merely got a taste of her own medicine after she proved recalcitrant to stop bullying the child.