So I Stole This Guy's Underwear

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About three weeks ago I was at the locker room drying off after the shower, when I saw a pair of left underwear right next to my bag. I was so horny at that moment that I just put on that pair and went outside. Now that the pair came back from laundry, my boyfriend shows me this one as asks me "are you cheating on me with a guy with a small butt?". Well, no. So now I just told him that I might have taken that by accident in the locker room, but this also means that I need to get rid of that pair although I really wish I could keep those!
 

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I once read a Craigslist Missed Connections ad for the gym across the street from me. In the ad the guy apologized for stealing someone else’s underwear, but justified it by saying he needed a new cum rag. So what I guess I’m saying is enjoy your new cum rag!
 
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I legit did the same thing one day after leaving the shower. Granted my boyfriend was curious who they belonged to, which so was I. Thankfully that was his reaction, instead of jumping to the conclusion of me cheating.
Mine was just kidding of course lol
 

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About three weeks ago I was at the locker room drying off after the shower, when I saw a pair of left underwear right next to my bag. I was so horny at that moment that I just put on that pair and went outside. Now that the pair came back from laundry, my boyfriend shows me this one as asks me "are you cheating on me with a guy with a small butt?". Well, no. So now I just told him that I might have taken that by accident in the locker room, but this also means that I need to get rid of that pair although I really wish I could keep those!
It is a bitch to get caught !!
 

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About three weeks ago I was at the locker room drying off after the shower, when I saw a pair of left underwear right next to my bag. I was so horny at that moment that I just put on that pair and went outside. Now that the pair came back from laundry, my boyfriend shows me this one as asks me "are you cheating on me with a guy with a small butt?". Well, no. So now I just told him that I might have taken that by accident in the locker room, but this also means that I need to get rid of that pair although I really wish I could keep those!

If you’re going to steal underwear, at least steal nice underwear...
 
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About three weeks ago I was at the locker room drying off after the shower, when I saw a pair of left underwear right next to my bag. I was so horny at that moment that I just put on that pair and went outside. Now that the pair came back from laundry, my boyfriend shows me this one as asks me "are you cheating on me with a guy with a small butt?". Well, no. So now I just told him that I might have taken that by accident in the locker room, but this also means that I need to get rid of that pair although I really wish I could keep those!
I think there's a line between fetish, and involving someone else (or their property) into your predilections without their consent.

You: Fuck I'm horny! Look! That hot guy's underwear! Mmm *stuffs it in gym bag*

Owner of underwear: Hey.. Where's my underwear? WTF??!

So, buddy now has to go through the rest of the day without underwear. Also, not being an idiot, he knows someone took it. I'm fairly sure that his first thought on that matter wasn't, "Fuck man, that's hot. Some anonymous guy at the gym stole my underwear and is probably wearing it on his head, deeply inhaling my manscent while jerking off."

To have it done to you is creepy, and an invasion of space.
 

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I think there's a line between fetish, and involving someone else (or their property) into your predilections without their consent.

You: Fuck I'm horny! Look! That hot guy's underwear! Mmm *stuffs it in gym bag*

Owner of underwear: Hey.. Where's my underwear? WTF??!

So, buddy now has to go through the rest of the day without underwear. Also, not being an idiot, he knows someone took it. I'm fairly sure that his first thought on that matter wasn't, "Fuck man, that's hot. Some anonymous guy at the gym stole my underwear and is probably wearing it on his head, deeply inhaling my manscent while jerking off."

To have it done to you is creepy, and an invasion of space.

He should try my gym. People regularly just leave their underwear... It’s very odd.
 
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I think there's a line between fetish, and involving someone else (or their property) into your predilections without their consent.

You: Fuck I'm horny! Look! That hot guy's underwear! Mmm *stuffs it in gym bag*

Owner of underwear: Hey.. Where's my underwear? WTF??!

So, buddy now has to go through the rest of the day without underwear. Also, not being an idiot, he knows someone took it. I'm fairly sure that his first thought on that matter wasn't, "Fuck man, that's hot. Some anonymous guy at the gym stole my underwear and is probably wearing it on his head, deeply inhaling my manscent while jerking off."

To have it done to you is creepy, and an invasion of space.
Well I know that might seem like theft, but tons of underwear are left unattended including mine in many cases, and these ones were left behind while I was the last one in the shower at that time, so I knew that no one would come back to take those back.
I'm not trying to justify stealing stuff, but this pair in particular was there for grabs...
 
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Well I know that might seem like theft, but tons of underwear are left unattended including mine in many cases, and these ones were left behind while I was the last one in the shower at that time, so I knew that no one would come back to take those back.
I'm not trying to justify stealing stuff, but this pair in particular was there for grabs...

In a strange way it would make more sense to me if you took a pair that belonged to someone that you found attractive. Taking discarded undies just laying around makes it worse.
 

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Did you check those left behind underwear for SKID MARKS????

Certainly not! I am not an undercracker soiling inspector.

And why do you feel the need to write skid marks in block capitals? Frankly, anyone who has full use of both hands and produces skid marks should be locked away.
 

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Same happened to me.
After the workout at gym, when in the locker room, I saw a pair of boxerbriefs hanging in there. I must have spent more than 20 mins in the locker room, and no one was there to claim them. Am sure they were left there forever. I looked around and found no one else in there. I got aroused, gathered the courage and slipped them inside my bag.
When I reached home, I put them on and wanked in them.
I don’t see any harm in it. If people are worried about their stuff, they shud lock it.